The Beatles never existed!
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Topic: The Beatles never existed!
Posted By: Toaster Mantis
Subject: The Beatles never existed!
Date Posted: December 26 2014 at 08:55
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You think the "Paul is Dead" conspiracy theories were strange? http://www.thebeatlesneverexisted.com/" rel="nofollow - Well, according to a new website the rabbit hole goes much deeper . I'm frankly not sure if this is an elaborate prank, or whether whomever is responsible for that site really believes their theories. I guess it's the flipside to the "Elvis Presley/Jim Morrison/Tupac Shakur/Peter Steele faked his death" ones that I'm still surprised so many people believe. To say nothing of "Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain". Could still be a satire of those conspiracy theories about popular music, though. ------------- "The past is not some static being, it is not a previous present, nor a present that has passed away; the past has its own dynamic being which is constantly renewed and renewing." - Claire Colebrook |
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Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: December 26 2014 at 09:38
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Some people need to get out more. |
Posted By: Toaster Mantis
Date Posted: December 26 2014 at 09:56
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Or remember to take their meds. ------------- "The past is not some static being, it is not a previous present, nor a present that has passed away; the past has its own dynamic being which is constantly renewed and renewing." - Claire Colebrook |
Posted By: Smurph
Date Posted: December 26 2014 at 09:57
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Or only take their meds while they are outside. ------------- http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/ wtf |
Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: December 26 2014 at 10:40
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Existence is an iffy thing. I only believe I exist because it makes life easier. ------------- My other avatar is a Porsche It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
Posted By: Argonaught
Date Posted: December 26 2014 at 11:08
I don't know if anyone has noticed, but Santa Claus isn't one and the same person either .. those two dudes below don't even look like each other. Whom are they kiddin.   |
Posted By: zravkapt
Date Posted: December 26 2014 at 12:16
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^The real Santa is that KFC dude. "The Beatles" is just a nickname for The Rutles. ------------- Magma America Great Make Again |
Posted By: Catcher10
Date Posted: December 26 2014 at 12:39
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Actually it was the Monkees, they used the name the Beatles half the year to record.....it was for tax evasion reasons, the Beatles did not exist. -------------   
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Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: December 26 2014 at 13:04
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I prefer the conspiracy theory which states that the Beatles were created by the Illuminati to control the minds of the world's youth. (I mean, you don't honestly think anyone actually liked their music, didja?) ------------- "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken |
Posted By: Toaster Mantis
Date Posted: December 26 2014 at 13:10
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Kennedy was shot so Beatlemania could invade America without any distractions, the man on the grassy knoll was Noel Muscowitz, a Mossad agent working at the behest of Brian Epstein and paid for in advance by Jimmy Savile. They are all lizards. ------------- "The past is not some static being, it is not a previous present, nor a present that has passed away; the past has its own dynamic being which is constantly renewed and renewing." - Claire Colebrook |
Posted By: Smurph
Date Posted: December 26 2014 at 13:32
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------------- http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/ wtf |
Posted By: Stool Man
Date Posted: December 26 2014 at 13:35
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John faked his own death in the 60s http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/08/11/article-1252264-0AC358C2000005DC-737_468x718.jpg Ringo married Yoko, and spent a week in bed, drumming. The fab Fifths were George Martin, Billy Preston, Brian Epstein, and of course Murray The K ------------- rotten hound of the burnie crew |
Posted By: Svetonio
Date Posted: December 26 2014 at 17:46
| I prefer the story that I had read in The Conspirator's Hierarchy: The Story of the Comitee of 300 the book written by allegedly former MI6 agent http://www.conspiracyarchive.com/2014/11/10/two-friendly-queries-for-dr-john-coleman/" rel="nofollow - Dr. John Coleman . In http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8NzHfd_bmo" rel="nofollow - this video, Dr. John Coleman talks about the creation of The Beatles and the involvement of Theodor W. Adorno. |
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: December 26 2014 at 21:13
 
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Posted By: LearsFool
Date Posted: December 26 2014 at 21:40
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^ Oh no, it's not quite entirely too silly until someone mentions how the Beatles got their name from a man who flew in on a flaming pie. He said unto them: "From this day on you are Beetles, with an 'A'!" Their response: "Thank you, Mister Man."
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Posted By: Ozark Soundscape
Date Posted: December 27 2014 at 02:12
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BUT WHAT IF I'M THE BEATLES? |
Posted By: Barbu
Date Posted: December 27 2014 at 02:16
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Who's the Beatles? ------------- |
Posted By: Imperial Zeppelin
Date Posted: December 27 2014 at 08:11
The band who invented music. ------------- "Hey there, Dog Man, now I drink from your bowl." |
Barbu wrote:Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: December 27 2014 at 08:20
hahahaha!!!! brilliant reply hahaha!!!
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Posted By: SteveG
Date Posted: December 27 2014 at 10:48
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As far as I know, there were two groups called The Beatles. One group from 1962 up to 1965 and one group from 1965 up to 1970. As far as I know, they have never been photographed together or even knew of each other. Weird. They're shown
together on the cover of Sgt. Pepper's but one of the bands are so supposed to be wax dummies, but I'm not sure which one. Weird. ------------- This message was brought to you by a proud supporter of the Deep State. |
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: December 27 2014 at 10:54
 
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Posted By: SteveG
Date Posted: December 27 2014 at 10:59
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^Maybe you should look up these two bands on wiki, Sonia. Weird. ------------- This message was brought to you by a proud supporter of the Deep State. |
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: December 27 2014 at 11:03
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Posted By: Imperial Zeppelin
Date Posted: December 27 2014 at 11:03
What about this:  ------------- "Hey there, Dog Man, now I drink from your bowl." |
Posted By: SteveG
Date Posted: December 27 2014 at 11:18
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^I know but again which ones are the wax dummies? Weird. ------------- This message was brought to you by a proud supporter of the Deep State. |
Posted By: Imperial Zeppelin
Date Posted: December 27 2014 at 11:25
There was also some talk about a Mexican Beatles. Some say it's photoshopped, but I don't believe them. ------------- "Hey there, Dog Man, now I drink from your bowl." |
Posted By: SteveG
Date Posted: December 27 2014 at 11:35
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Posted By: Argonaught
Date Posted: December 27 2014 at 11:36
| ^ Dingo's hat looks fake |
Posted By: SteveG
Date Posted: December 27 2014 at 11:39
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^No, it's just cheap. That's all. He got paid less than the rest of Los Beatles. ------------- This message was brought to you by a proud supporter of the Deep State. |
Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: December 27 2014 at 13:12
They should go on tour with.....  ------------- "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken |
Posted By: Argonaught
Date Posted: December 27 2014 at 14:36
But in the end he got a lot luckier than the rest of the Beatles. He is still alive, which means he's fared better than poor Juan and Jorge. His wife has more charm than all Pablo's spouses taken together. His son followed his footsteps to become a better drummer than the Padre. What else can an old man wish for ..
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Posted By: Toaster Mantis
Date Posted: December 27 2014 at 15:07
Unless you ask the Beach Boys fans who insist Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band ripped off Pet Sounds, or the Frank Zappa fans who insist it ripped off Freak Out. ------------- "The past is not some static being, it is not a previous present, nor a present that has passed away; the past has its own dynamic being which is constantly renewed and renewing." - Claire Colebrook |
Posted By: SteveG
Date Posted: December 28 2014 at 13:00
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Posted By: SteveG
Date Posted: December 28 2014 at 13:01
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Posted By: BarryGlibb
Date Posted: December 28 2014 at 21:42
No, No, No. This photo is of the Spanish Beatles, the Mexican Beatles drummer was Gringo not Dingo, which just happens to be the name of an Australian native dog.....those silly Spaniards! |
Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: December 29 2014 at 11:36
All this from someone who thinks "My Sweet Lord" is by The Beatles? Give me strength. |
Posted By: earlyprog
Date Posted: December 29 2014 at 12:22
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You must be joking. The Beatles never existed
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Posted By: dr wu23
Date Posted: December 29 2014 at 13:58
I'm not sure I even understand the conspiracy presented there........ ------------- One does nothing yet nothing is left undone. Haquin |
Posted By: LearsFool
Date Posted: December 29 2014 at 14:06
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Posted By: SteveG
Date Posted: December 29 2014 at 14:16
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Posted By: Roland113
Date Posted: December 29 2014 at 14:57
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I'm never going to get the last five minutes back, am I?
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Posted By: SteveG
Date Posted: December 29 2014 at 14:59
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^Ah, No. ------------- This message was brought to you by a proud supporter of the Deep State. |
Posted By: The Dark Elf
Date Posted: December 29 2014 at 21:11
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The Beatles never existed? Then I want a refund on the 50 or so albums, CDs, remasters, white, blue and red vinyls , 45's, imports and cut-outs I own! Send me my money back now goddamnit! ------------- ...a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined to take the place of the mud shark in your mythology... |
Posted By: zravkapt
Date Posted: December 30 2014 at 07:39
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^You were scammed. ------------- Magma America Great Make Again |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: December 30 2014 at 14:13
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The truth is that the Beatles are a hoax created by Jay Clem, Homer Flynn, Hardy W. Fox, and John Kennedy. |
Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: December 30 2014 at 14:13
(insert Steven Wright punchline) ------------- My other avatar is a Porsche It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: December 30 2014 at 14:14
------------- My other avatar is a Porsche It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
Posted By: SteveG
Date Posted: December 30 2014 at 14:52
| Hey! Did the Rolling Stones exist? They were so supposed to be the anti Beatles! |
Posted By: LearsFool
Date Posted: December 30 2014 at 15:26
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^ I'd guess they'd have to, to be the true anti-Beatles. Plus it would all go a long way towards explaining why they were by far the better live band.
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: December 30 2014 at 15:29
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Tsss, everybody knows that the so-called "Rolling Stones" never played live: they got some Black American Bluesmen to play behind the stage. |
Posted By: LearsFool
Date Posted: December 30 2014 at 15:38
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Posted By: SteveG
Date Posted: December 30 2014 at 17:05
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Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: December 30 2014 at 17:06
Keith Richards is reputedly an Immortal..... ------------- "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken |
Posted By: SteveG
Date Posted: December 30 2014 at 17:09
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^See. That's a dead give away right there. ------------- This message was brought to you by a proud supporter of the Deep State. |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: December 30 2014 at 17:10
I think you must mean "Undead". |
Posted By: SteveG
Date Posted: December 30 2014 at 17:17
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^Yes! He could guest star on The Walking Dead and no one would notice! ------------- This message was brought to you by a proud supporter of the Deep State. |
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: December 31 2014 at 01:31
Awww SteveG, I only know one band that called themselves The Beatles, cannot find the other one or searches now
 I feel completely useless here, bah  hugs xx |
Posted By: Argonaught
Date Posted: December 31 2014 at 04:39
The deader he looks, the stronger his claim to immortality grows.. a paradox of sorts?
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: December 31 2014 at 04:48
Reagind SteveG's post, I think he was making a joke about, you see, the difference between the Beatles as they appeared on the cover of their first compilation 1962-1966 (that we could call the "Red Album") and the Beatles as they appeared on the cover of their second compilation 1967-1970 (that we could call the "Blue Album"). Or, maybe, you're the one making a joke that I didn't get. |
Posted By: Intruder
Date Posted: December 31 2014 at 10:08
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The band that did My Bonnie and Going to Kansas City in Hamburg and the band that did Sun King and Because on Abbey Road certainly aren't the same. Maybe that dentist who turned the boys on wasn't really a dentist at all.....perhaps he was a gov't agent with designs on dousing a growing anti-gov't sentiment among the "kids" in the UK and the US. Much like Jerry Garcia being accused of being a g-man who quelled revolution by taking doses from city to city, maybe the whole Beatles mystique built up by the band in the early days - that bond of trust built up between the band and the kids - was used by the gov't to spread soft drug use to distract the zealous anti-war protests....after all, a stoned-out revolutionary is much less likely to bomb Parliament than one hepped up on ideology.
Yeah, that's the ticket. The "eggman" and the "walrus" that took the place of the "cute one" and the "funny one" were actually psych students from Cambridge with designs on mesmerizing punters leading them away from protests and into the swingin' nightclubs and drug dens. And the Iron Butterfly and Cactus were trained assassins - that second-tier of protection if those immune to the music continued their plots to wreak havok in the UK. Don't even get me started on Krautrock. Let's just say that Himmler and Hess had agents take out the American subversive Malcom Mooney and had him replaced with Damo, whose parents were secret agents in cahoots with the Nazis during WWII.
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Posted By: SteveG
Date Posted: December 31 2014 at 10:42
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News Flash: Paul is Dead! ------------- This message was brought to you by a proud supporter of the Deep State. |
Posted By: SteveG
Date Posted: December 31 2014 at 15:56
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Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: January 02 2015 at 03:20
Awww SteveG, you are just too awesome thank you! xxx The Beatles to date are like no other band to me, I love them.  More
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Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: January 02 2015 at 03:20
 that's not funny. 20min time out for you, SteveG. You naughty thing! |
Posted By: SteveG
Date Posted: January 02 2015 at 10:27
^The story of my life Kati. I'm a bad boy!  ------------- This message was brought to you by a proud supporter of the Deep State. |
Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: January 02 2015 at 11:27
Are you sure it's a good idea to let these people out??? ------------- Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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Posted By: SteveG
Date Posted: January 02 2015 at 11:36
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^"Set my people free!" said Mose Allison unto Pharaoh! ------------- This message was brought to you by a proud supporter of the Deep State. |
Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: January 02 2015 at 12:00
Good point, maybe not.
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Posted By: SteveG
Date Posted: January 02 2015 at 14:25
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^If you really want to see silly just go the Shred Room. ------------- This message was brought to you by a proud supporter of the Deep State. |
Posted By: zravkapt
Date Posted: January 02 2015 at 16:01
The Corpse is now working with Kayne West: http://pitchfork.com/news/57934-kanye-west-and-paul-mccartney-team-up-for-only-one/ ------------- Magma America Great Make Again |
Posted By: zravkapt
Date Posted: January 03 2015 at 10:02
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To add insult to injury... http://www.buzzfeed.com/brianmcmanus/paul-mccartney-mystery?&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=BuzzFeed+13&utm_content=BuzzFeed+13+CID_e2ff431dc95a8e7de21e26023894b4ee&utm_source=Campaign%20Monitor&utm_term=Whos%20this%20Paul%20guy#.asaBrLroX ------------- Magma America Great Make Again |
Posted By: SteveG
Date Posted: January 03 2015 at 10:25
| Did Courtney Love also kill Paul McCartney? |
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: January 03 2015 at 22:14
time out, time out, time out! Both of you!
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Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: January 03 2015 at 22:15
Just read your link zravkapt
interesting, can't think of any better word |
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: January 03 2015 at 22:17
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If this means if it's a new thing hip hop artists are looking into prog, this could be a good thing maybe
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Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: January 03 2015 at 22:20
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listening so far good not bad, very ordinary not special after a few listens it could annoy me to be honest. Take it badck it don't like it, it's very nose singing sulking moaning. Kanye West Only One Feat Paul McCartney (lyrics in description) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6CRSduIkyg" rel="nofollow - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6CRSduIkyg |
Posted By: Argonaught
Date Posted: January 04 2015 at 00:11
| ^ this is a close musical equivalent of a (hypothetical) sex tape of Yoko Ono with WALL·E |
Posted By: The.Crimson.King
Date Posted: January 04 2015 at 00:35
Yeah yeah yeah, she paid someone to cut the brake line on Paul's Aston Martin Wednesday morning at 5 o'clock as the day began ------------- https://wytchcrypt.wixsite.com/mutiny-in-jonestown" rel="nofollow - Mutiny in Jonestown : Progressive Rock Since 1987 |
Posted By: Svetonio
Date Posted: January 04 2015 at 01:22
Nah, it's not her style. Mrs Love prefers to rent a guy with the shotgun. |
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: January 04 2015 at 02:18
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The Beatles never existed, experimental moozik inc. probably prog would not thereafter exist either. hugs xxxx |
Posted By: Metalmarsh89
Date Posted: January 04 2015 at 09:34
This. ------------- Want to play mafia? Visit http://www.mafiathesyndicate.com" rel="nofollow - here . |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: January 04 2015 at 11:18
"Too silly" isn't silly enough. The Monty Python never existed: they were the Beatles hidden under masks and wigs (and Georges Martin is Terry Gilliam). |
Posted By: SteveG
Date Posted: January 04 2015 at 12:09
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Posted By: zravkapt
Date Posted: January 04 2015 at 12:38
I suddenly realize I do not exist ------------- Magma America Great Make Again |
Posted By: Imperial Zeppelin
Date Posted: January 04 2015 at 12:48
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What does "existance" mean anyway? ------------- "Hey there, Dog Man, now I drink from your bowl." |
Posted By: SteveG
Date Posted: January 04 2015 at 13:36
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Posted By: Ivan_Melgar_M
Date Posted: January 04 2015 at 18:28
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Hey....Peyote kills neurones. Some people should quit on it ------------- 
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Posted By: Imperial Zeppelin
Date Posted: January 04 2015 at 18:33
 ------------- "Hey there, Dog Man, now I drink from your bowl." |
Posted By: SteveG
Date Posted: January 05 2015 at 08:12
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Posted By: Metalmarsh89
Date Posted: January 05 2015 at 08:35
Also, http://listverse.com/2012/12/28/10-reasons-the-moon-landings-could-be-a-hoax/" rel="nofollow - landing on the moon and the http://newsone.com/742485/the-11-most-compelling-911-conspiracy-theories/" rel="nofollow - 911 incident are fake too. ------------- Want to play mafia? Visit http://www.mafiathesyndicate.com" rel="nofollow - here . |
Posted By: Ivan_Melgar_M
Date Posted: January 05 2015 at 08:35
I don't even smoke cigarettes. But somebody who says that The Beatles never existed, must be on Peyote or San Pedro -------------
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Posted By: SteveG
Date Posted: January 05 2015 at 08:46
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^Yes, but does San Pedro exist? Now that's really silly. ------------- This message was brought to you by a proud supporter of the Deep State. |
Posted By: Ivan_Melgar_M
Date Posted: January 05 2015 at 09:16
LOL I had San Pedrito once in a camp in the mountains when I was 18 WOW  -------------
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Posted By: SteveG
Date Posted: January 05 2015 at 09:18
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^Like Wow man! ------------- This message was brought to you by a proud supporter of the Deep State. |
Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: January 05 2015 at 17:36
Last night I dreamt of San Pedro. ------------- "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken |
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: January 05 2015 at 22:11
hahaha!
Group hug  xxxx |
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: January 05 2015 at 22:15
And fitting here, Monty Python without George Harrison sponsorship would not exist
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Posted By: The Dark Elf
Date Posted: January 05 2015 at 22:21
Hey now, Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin financed The Holy Grail. ------------- ...a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined to take the place of the mud shark in your mythology... |
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: January 05 2015 at 22:23
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Dark Elf (God, I love your name so much), not entirely true tho', let me go get more info brb, hug
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Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: January 05 2015 at 22:25
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Here you go :) Following the withdrawal of funding by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EMI_Films" rel="nofollow - - Beatle http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Harrison" rel="nofollow - - HandMade Films . http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Pythons_Life_of_Brian" rel="nofollow - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Python's_Life_of_Brian
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