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Atavachron View Drop Down

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Posted: December 27 2010 at 20:49

Baggra wrote:

Actually I have only this one (valuable) poster.

that's the counterfeit version; I have the original and Brylcreem is not misspelled

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Posted: December 27 2010 at 20:55

Baggra wrote:

Teach us, for we crave DELIVERANCE.

Uh, we don't have to squeal like a pig, do we? Stern Smile

"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken

Any Colour You Like View Drop Down

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Posted: December 27 2010 at 23:15

I, one Any Colour decree this fine gentleman, hereafter known commonly as "The Baggs", an honorary member of the Just For Fun section. On the provision(s) that he:

a) Never drop his character.
b) Troll newbies without any undue remorse.

Sir, we cannot fall out of this earth. Trollspeed.

Vompatti

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Posted: December 28 2010 at 03:02

What is this I don't even

Gabriel, Peter - 4
Gang of Four - A Brief History of the Twentieth Century
Garbage - Garbage
Genesis - Trespass
Gentle Giant - Octopus

CPicard

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Posted: December 28 2010 at 04:33

I have the feeling that the said Baggra is going choke himself after seeing what I wrote, but...:
Genesis - Nursery Cryme
Glass, Philipp - Glassworks
Godflesh - In All Languages
Gojira - The Link
Ground Zero - Consume Red Vol.1

And for the second part, the albums:
Geography (Front 242)
Get the Point? (Madhouse)
Glassworks (Glass, Philipp)
Gold und Liebe (D.A.F.)
Grin (Coroner)

I predict a rain of feces thrown towards my direction.

Baggra

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Posted: December 28 2010 at 09:34

Picard (Knave):

Baggs too doth fall to the fallability of possessing Phillip Glass fuzzay warble in the collection, but I at least do not boast it ,other than to sayest thou that reason I have "Einstein on the Beach" box ,is its rather rare, nay? Certes, not for compositional worth of said vinyl.

(And ,wert thou of PROPER prog mettle thou wouldst have said the Oldfield/Glass collaboration wobbly, not "Glassworks".)

For this reason alone thou failest to pass muster.

But, you have added yet more insult by inclusion of bands...nay, I shall not dirty myself.

Proclamation: thou art distinctly wanting on the prog front.

Others should take warning by thy example.

Doth thou now consent to take leave of my court and ne'er show visage again?

Baggra

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Posted: December 28 2010 at 09:40

Vompy:

Concerning this sad practise of (pea)cock-walking (strutting) Gabriel solo-wobbly, Baggs doth heartily discountenance it.

Discreetely, there are NO Gabriel lps in the Baggmaster's collectro.

It proffers no one to collect tat.

And to march it out boastingly in such manner, is but example of worse behaviour.

We are men of great discernment here - go hawk thy ricketty wares elsewhere.

Baggra

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Posted: December 28 2010 at 09:49

Any Colour:

Verily I informest thou that tis with great gusto wouldst Baggs scythe down the low buffoonery of newbie-kind.

I have mind to post a picture here to emphasize my stance against such varmint.

But I am afeard me of banishment from this (obviously) newbie-welcoming Place of Archivement.

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Posted: December 28 2010 at 09:56

zravkapt wrote:

There are too many weirdos in Canada. They scare me. I seriously want to move to another country.

This thread reminds me A LOT of Have a conversation with ME!. LOL

It's not a coincidence that Peter is PA's most famous Canadian... Shocked

CPicard

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Posted: December 28 2010 at 10:25

Baggra wrote:

Picard (Knave):

(And ,wert thou of PROPER prog mettle thou wouldst have said the Oldfield/Glass collaboration wobbly, not "Glassworks".)

For this reason alone thou failest to pass muster.

But, you have added yet more insult by inclusion of bands...nay, I shall not dirty myself.

Proclamation: thou art distinctly wanting on the prog front.

Others should take warning by thy example.

Doth thou now consent to take leave of my court and ne'er show visage again?

You asked for too much from a Frenchman, and I proclaim your judgement is "Estronpicine", as we say in French.
"Stercus et urina Medici sunt prandia prima".

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Posted: December 28 2010 at 10:26

Wow. No Genesis or Gentle Giant right now, and only 1 is even prog.

Genghis Tron - Board Up the House
Girl Talk - All Day
Global Communication - 76:14
Gojira - From Mars to Sirius
Grizzly Bear - Veckatimest

Baggra

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Posted: December 28 2010 at 10:27

It beweepeth The Baggman that cruel happenstance hath so made it that there are none other than TWO nigglingossities which pull and fret at BaggMaster's sensibilities:

1/ that NONE here have had the grace to ask "What of thy personal depository, BaggMaster? What are the initial worthy articles which exhibit the dainty esthetics of THY "G" section?"

2/ none here have asked of Bagg's coat of arms

Baggra

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Posted: December 28 2010 at 10:31

Sir Horse Crupper.

Sir Taste-From-The-Horse's-Ass:

Thou base newbie, take thy way, for please thou, hence from mine sight.

horsewithteeth11 View Drop Down

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Posted: December 28 2010 at 10:31

Sir Baggs, I am most curious to view the esthetical value of your 'G' section, as an expert on such matters.

And I would most enjoy seeing your family's coat of arms.