Use the worst grammar.

On this CD release after many first time attempts to achieve something of lasting worth and epicness the band led by Ian Andersons's brother Jon (not to be confused with Rael's brother John from the song of the same name by Peter Townshend of The Who ... not to be confused the different song different with a different name by The Hollies which was led by a singer called Arnold whose real name wasn't Alan, because that brother was a different kind of brother being more rotund and of greater physical mass because he did have eaten all the pies which makes him "He Ain't My Brother, He's Heavy", however Ray Davies did not have a hit with "The Tears Of Kathy's Clown" in solo form sometime before this because it was his brother called Dave, however these facts are not relevant as such accept in the fact that they are truthfulness and that is a fact so you must believe it must you not, if only it was true). To put this CD into it's historical perspex it must be sayed that side one begins just before side two (give or take 19 minutes or so) unless you have the vinyl version in which they made the mistake of putting upside down the disc back into the paper sleeve that slides inside the cheap cardboard gatefolded cover which of each one as hand painted in person by famous dead artist James Dean how he did die in a plane crash with Glen Miller and Buddy Holly that did landed on his new car because did he left the lights he did. Anyway, the cover that Dean Jagger did paint for his brother Mick was of the inside of a Gin bottle of the drink maker Gordon that was buyed by Oliver Wakeman for his brother Rick who was playing triangle and penny whistle in the band The Strawberries at the time when Yes (the name of the band, not a possitive affirmation) did decide that triangle and penny whistle would make good noise alongside Laurie Anderson's brother's singing on these songs that he did write while reading "Now We Is Six" by A A A A A Milne (to comememmeor comememar remember that they had now earned six pounds from the selling off thems other CDs that they did make before). The influence of this was so heavy on Steve Hillage at the time that all his hairs do fall out of his noses and land at the feets of Gregory Lakeside who did have them woven into a magic carpet and transported to a cosmic land where only clever peoplese can see them - and because of this and he had no hairs except those on his cloths that he do change hs name from Hillside to Hackett and form a band with his brother John (who was not in Genesis at the time or since if I remember exactly) before changing his name again, this time now to Who because he was a big time fan of the World Health Organisation but Peter Townshend did send him a life threatening drummer to Moon at him through the window and he did mix up the lettice so it did spelled Howe (the extra "e" was a mistake but no buddies did tell him because of the thing what he did said to them about The Clap). Anayways when I playeded the CD on shuffles 10,026 times and did listen to the selections one times in six times it did start with "Sibierian Klaatu" which knows everybody dose is copied from the CD by The Queen of England called News Of The Wars when everybodies on the Earth did Still Stand (now wait that was Good Night Venice by Ring O'Starr I must be getting mixeded up with some elsethings) so as you can see random cosmic events dose not like "Sinbad Klaptrap" as much as some of the other tracks on this CD that I could menshun if I could remember how they was named because A A A A A Milne did write an text to his mate J R R R R R Rowling (singist with the Rowling Stones) telling him that Dave Anderson who was in Hawkwand and Amon Dull Too did have a brother Jon who had steeled some words about a Ring and a King from hims famouse book about a Habbit called Bilbao, who did lives in Spains (mainly on the plain) but he did say that Bluetail Tailfly Luther in time suntower asking Cover lover June cast moon fast - which if you did ask me at the time I would say he was not drunk but tiered and confused so what do I no? Seventy years later, (give or take fourty years) the same is still true but not quite as honestly eventhough I spake open as I must when making up words about this CD because I and You both know this music dose span the times since now all the way back to when it was first made up by those six lads from Liverpool with themselves copying those five lads from Birmingham who was making songs that sounded like they was sunged by the Waikiki Beach Boys on thems famouse CD Pet Sworld which they did make in answer to Sgt Clegg's Lovely Arts School Bnad by Pink Crimson because know ones dose tell them it was not a question in the first plaice. Which comes me to the final track if you does play this in the write order, which is the same names as the CD which I must remove one Ringo for becuaes Imagination and Eperimentation is crushial crooshau important in Propressive Music and a band with a name as short as Yes, must be more imaginationist and clever and make up names for CDs which is not the same as the song which everyones thinks is the same becuase that would be like making a single that is too long for the radio disc jokey's to play between the adverts for unsurance and specticals ("Should have gone to Specticle Savers!" hahahaha) Anayaways, Close To the Hedge is the three almost bad pop songs mashed together by a chimp wearing boxing gloves with a forth song which is made up of bits of the sames three almost bad pop songs mixed up and glued on the end to make longer enough to fit on the CD if it was folded in half so that everyone is clever and imaginationist when they think the track is made from imagination and cleveristness and everybuddies dose throw preys and adlutlation at Chris Esquire for not making his wifes sing on the CD which makes it the best CD in the whole worlds ever. I give it only 1 Ringo's because I like Pink Crimson's "Glad I'm Not There" bestist and I would wish that one to win the Prize of the Top at PropArchives it is only good when it is completist.