Top 5 "A definitely much better than B" statements

Rules: 

- The statements should be your own opinions. 

- The statements should be in the form "A is definitely much better than B", where A and B are both well-known bands/albums/genres etc.

- The statements should be at least a little funny.

- The statements should sound like they're from a fanboy.

- The statements should be wrapped in a quote-unquote tag.

5.

Close to the Edges definitely much better than Wish You Were Here.

4.

Prog Polls forum is definitely much better than Top 10s and Lists forum.

3. 

Jazz is definitely much better than metal.

2.

Porcupine Tree is definitely much better than Pink Floyd.

1.

A Love Supreme is definitely much better than Kind of Blue.