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mrcozdude 
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 Topic: My life sucks...
Posted: June 03 2009 at 00:34 |
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....tell me ways to improve it.
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Alitare
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Posted: June 03 2009 at 01:14 |
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Listen to Death.
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progkidjoel
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Posted: June 03 2009 at 01:23 |
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Find the essence, dude.
Without knowing all the details, I can't give specific advice...
But just think of something that once did make you happy...
AND DO IT!
Just like that.
Hope it gets better man,
-Joel
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Queen By-Tor
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Posted: June 03 2009 at 02:23 |
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hooray for lack of ambition.
My life sucks, fix it for me. That will get you no where - believe me, I've been through that self-pity stage and it aint pretty to watch. Solutions... turn 18 or figure out that life is what you make it. You think it sucks, then it sucks.
Edited by King By-Tor - June 03 2009 at 02:24
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martinprog77
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Posted: June 03 2009 at 02:30 |
 Alitare wrote:
Listen to Death. |
Listen to zappa that would help 
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Nothing can last
there are no second chances.
Never give a day away.
Always live for today.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 03 2009 at 03:35 |
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Buy a saxophone. Become a bum.
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UMUR
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Posted: June 03 2009 at 03:46 |
martinprog77 wrote:
Alitare wrote:
Listen to Death. |
Listen to zappa that would help |
IŽll second that. Listen to suicide chump and you just know someone is feeling worse than you.
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Alitare
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Posted: June 03 2009 at 04:28 |
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Actually, happiness is mostly a state of mind. But it is incredibly hard to alter without outside forces. Kill yourself.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 03 2009 at 04:33 |
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Jim Garten
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Posted: June 03 2009 at 04:43 |
King By-Tor wrote:
hooray for lack of ambition.My life sucks, fix it for me. That will get you no where - believe me, I've been through that self-pity stage and it aint pretty to watch. Solutions... turn 18 or figure out that life is what you make it. You think it sucks, then it sucks. |
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Snow Dog
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Posted: June 03 2009 at 05:22 |
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Go for a nice walk
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: June 03 2009 at 06:11 |
mrcozdude wrote:
....tell me ways to improve it.
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I could tell you but I'd have to kill you. 
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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npjnpj
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Posted: June 03 2009 at 09:48 |
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Get a load of Terry Pratchett audio books and enjoy.
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Failcore
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Posted: June 03 2009 at 09:52 |
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I would try getting an air compressor. (bad I know)
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Visitor13
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Posted: June 03 2009 at 09:59 |
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Work out.
Yes, I am being serious here. Physical well-being is pretty much a prerequisite to mental well-being.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 03 2009 at 10:20 |
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Whenever you meet people, try to picture yourself naked.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: June 03 2009 at 17:52 |
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Dress up in a hot dog suit.
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Leningrad
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Posted: June 03 2009 at 20:51 |
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THE CHILDREN IN DARFUR WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS YOUR WORD USAGE
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 03 2009 at 20:59 |
Simple.
First, buy a gopher. They make excellent pets and will chew up all that extra carpet you have lying around.
Second, move to a foriegn city. Perferably in a different continent. I hear Brazil is nice this time of year?
Third, burn things. Many many things. Doesn't matter what, if it will burn, burn it.
Fourth, invent time travel. Seriously, what couldn't be improved if you invented time travel?
Fifth, create a cast mold of Leonard Nimoy's face. This can be done with or without his permission.
Sixth, learn to play the sarrusophone and/or a subcontrabass flute.
Seventh, Yams. That is all that needs to be said.
Eighth, find a more comfortable toilet. This will improve things immensely.
Ninth, write a novel. Perferrably about the degradation of socitey.
Tenth, and finally, conquer the world. Similar to time travel, if you conquered the worth nothing should be wrong.
Good luck wayward traveler.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 03 2009 at 21:00 |
Vompatti wrote:
Whenever you meet people, try to picture yourself naked. |
Question though, what if, when I meet people, I am already naked?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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