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   Rare footage recently released from Jim Garten's orbiting space station, of the famous attack badgers in training..........

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Jim Garten Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693	Topic: Attack Badgercam Posted: April 18 2004 at 08:24
	Rare footage recently released from Jim Garten's orbiting space station, of the famous attack badgers in training.......... http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/21/
	Jon Lord 1941 - 2012

will Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: March 13 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 223	Posted: April 18 2004 at 09:22
	That site is really funny, have you seen the bonjour mousier sketch?? if not you should
	Long live progression. Will

Joren Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 07 2004 Location: Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 6667	Posted: April 18 2004 at 16:02
	LOL!!!

dude Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: January 30 2004 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 1338	Posted: April 22 2004 at 20:16
	HEY JIM, NEXT TIME YOUR SPACE STATION IS OVER ADELAIDE HAVE A LOOK AT MY HOUSE. YOU WILL KNOW WHICH ONE IT IS, THERES A BIG SIGN IN THE BACK YARD THAT SAYS YAH BOO SUCKS!!!...ALL BADGERS ARE BLST!!! SMITHERS..........RELAESE THE EMUS

Dan Bobrowski Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 02 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 5243	Posted: April 23 2004 at 11:11
	Holy Crikey, Gartman. The Aussie released the fire-breathing, flesh eating, steroids pumped Emus. This breed was crossed with mongo cranes, they FLY, Jim. Quickly, run for cover, the badgers are finished, merely a snack for the Emu's voracious appetite. Oh the humanity!!!

dude Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: January 30 2004 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 1338	Posted: April 23 2004 at 11:54
	MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA....COUGHCOUGH..COUGH

Dan Bobrowski Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 02 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 5243	Posted: April 23 2004 at 19:59
	Dudezan calls forth the Steroid engorged EMUs as he swings willy-nilly across the burning outback (ooops, no trees over two feet). ....runs willy-nilly across the burning outback desert. Dudezan, the lord of the outback, raised by EMUs after being abandoned by his parents whilst visiting Ayer's Rock. Dudezan survived my grubbing for earthworms surfacing after the morning dew. Learning to bound over tall shrubs, run faster than a lame wallaby, stronger than a Limburger cheese. Dudezan, king of the EMUs, bane of the ignoble Brit, Jim Garten. Garten's plans for world domination have constantly been twarted by Dudezan's superior intellect and ability to adapt to climatic changes. Scene #1. Dudezan enters the hut of his girl-friend Mariah Aborginee, siren girl of the outback. (next)

dude Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: January 30 2004 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 1338	Posted: April 25 2004 at 09:13
	DUDEZAN STANDS ON THE CLIFFTOP SURVEYING THE FOREST BELOW IT STRCHES FOR MILES AND RISES UP THE MOUNTAIN SLOPES.CLOUDS RAGGED WITH STORMY WINDS HUG THEIR FLANKS OBSCURING MELTING SNOWFEILDS THAT HERALD SPRINGS ARRIVAL.AS HIS LOINCLOTH FLAPS IN THE BREEZE THAT CARESSES HIS WELL MUSCLED BODY HE LETS OUT HIS MIGHTY YELL....AAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!....IT ROLLS ACROSS THE LANDSCAPE AS THUNDER ECHOING ACROSS CLIFF AND HILL COVERING THE VALLEY IN SOUND UNTIL IT SLOWLY FADES. DUDEZAN LISTENS FOR THE FRIGHTENED CHITTER OF SMALL ANIMALS. "HOW COME" HE THINKS TO HIMSELF "TARZAN GETS TO SSCARE LOINS ELEPHANTS GIRRAFFES AND HUGE HEARDS OF ANIMALS AND I CAN ONLY SCARE KOALAS AND THE OCCASIONAL WALLABY"? "BLOODY ICE AGE ANIMAL MIGRATION PATTERNS"...HE GRUMBLES. Edited by dude

Jim Garten Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693	Posted: April 28 2004 at 08:12
	A bearded dragon, perched on a rock a few feet away regarded Dudezan with the indifference inherent to its species; it regarded, too, the wallabies & koalas, scared and rooted to the spot by the combination of a brisk desert wind and too short a loin cloth. A vibration passed through the rock, and the young lizard turned to see Dudezan's massed army of armoured, steroid enhanced emus forming into lines for Dudezan to review, in a scene reminiscent of the '36 Nurenberg rallies - but with more guano. The minute camera imbedded in the lizard's flank took in the military spectacle, and beamed the images direct to an orbiting space station, from which Garten regarded the world with hungry eyes...... and an increasingly full ashtray.
	Jon Lord 1941 - 2012

Dan Bobrowski Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 02 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 5243	Posted: April 29 2004 at 11:07
	As the orbiting Garten Space Station adjusts course over the south Pacific, Mariah looks up at Admiral Garten, waves away the smoke cloud and askes, "Jimmy, how are you going to combat an army of steroid enhanced flying emus?" Garten turns, spewing another noxious cloud of nicotine laced carbon gas. "Clouff, gasp, clrup, hack, hack..... methane.. cluouff!!!" "Methane?" asks Mariah. "Where can you get methane?" Garten smiles a sickly yellow fetid breath grin. "Mad cows, my dear, mad cows." Miles below, on the Garten Dairy Farm, a young Norwegian boy, chases a wobbling, epileptic cow with an empty milk bottle and a stopper...... Edited by danbo

Jim Garten Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693	Posted: April 29 2004 at 11:35
	Lurking beneath the increasingly unstable bovine methane factory Joren grumbles to himself.... "When Garten said I deserved a pat on the head, I never thought he meant........" SPLAT "I need another......." SPLAT "...... job"
	Jon Lord 1941 - 2012

dude Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: January 30 2004 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 1338	Posted: April 29 2004 at 11:43
	DUDEZAN IS AMUSED!!!

Dan Bobrowski Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 02 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 5243	Posted: April 29 2004 at 12:21
	As Joren loads 42 cases of methane gas milk bottles into the back of the Garten Dairy Farms Range Rover, Barbara (aka Jim) Garten puts a match to the tip of yet another Gitane. "Hmmm, couff, gasp, spttoo, snork, Okay, hmmm, how to harness the power? Hmmm. Pelicans?"

Joren Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 07 2004 Location: Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 6667	Posted: May 07 2004 at 12:12
	Oh No! I don't believe it! This must be the hundredth thread turning into a big story about forum members doing silly things... What's that with the 'splat' on the head and the methane gas, Jim and danbo? I suppose my English is not good enough to understand your fantasies...

Dan Bobrowski Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 02 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 5243	Posted: May 07 2004 at 12:28
	Cows are known to emit methane when they "Break Wind." In an attempt to control Global Warming, cork sales have soared........... < Garten's cork insertion causes a myopic wall-eyed look to his stock.

Joren Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 07 2004 Location: Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 6667	Posted: May 07 2004 at 12:59
	I see. Thanks for the explanation, ...cowboy!