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    Posted: April 18 2009 at 22:03
Tarkus was created by a scientist as a fighting vehicle which he would take over the world with. However, Tarkus escaped the lab. The Scientist was left with the DNA still, so he cloned more: special-condition Tarkii for use in any situation. The first made was Pyrotarkus, a Tarkus that was equipped with double fireball cannons on his flanks and a flamethrower on the nose. Pyrotarkus was a major success, and sweeped away creations of other, slightly less deranged scientists. The Scientist was encouraged by Pyrotarkus's success to create more. Gyrotarkus was built, and he was special in that his body was covered with blades, and he span rapidly into enemies to kill them. Aerotarkus came next, striking from the skies, and after him was Arachnotarkus, who had eight legs and venomous fangs. The Tarkus genes were carried on by....

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 18 2009 at 23:01
certainly Astrotarkus would have an edge.. and Microtarkus, well don't get me started

of course there were a few that just didn't catch on like Anglotarkus with its bowler and umbrella, and Pseudotarkus which turned out to be a cheap imitation




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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 23 2009 at 14:56
How come I missed this?

Electrotarkus can pretty much deactivate all the Tarki that aren't resistant to high voltage electrical impulses.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 23 2009 at 19:20
Kleptotarkus keeps hoarding things, and cephalotarkus is always headbutting other tarkii
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 24 2009 at 04:44
Necrotarkus doesn't need to be killed by any manticore.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 24 2009 at 05:03
Neotarkus wants to be just like the original Tarkus, but doesn't quite have the build quality

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 24 2009 at 05:17
Originally posted by Neurotarkus Neurotarkus wrote:

Tarkus was created by a scientist as a fighting vehicle which he would take over the world with.
 
Prototarkus must have been its very first predecessor, but he obviously never saw the world outside the lab.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 24 2009 at 20:53
Mastotarkus fought Tarkus with his mighty ivory tusks and wooly coat of furry awesome, and lost horribly. Nobody survived that fateful day.

*SOB* WHYYY BILLY
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 26 2009 at 15:34
In time the Tarki spread over Europe, leaving trails of havoc behind them. One day they entered Hungary, and a Hungarian scientist was inspired to create his own variety of the species. So the Köhntarkösz came into existence; this one proved to be the first creature which could stroll across the slopes of a volcano without injury, one day after an eruption.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 16 2009 at 11:52
Erototarkus looked a bit like Winona Ryder and was very popular with most of the male tarkii
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 16 2009 at 18:34
And Vompatti had an unhealthy obsession with it.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 17 2009 at 03:17
As is the way of the Virgintarkus
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 17 2009 at 13:37
and then there's Anatidaetarkus, strangely resembling a duck.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 17 2009 at 13:51
Don't forget the Durstotarkus, which is given to writing truly horrible "tunes"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 17 2009 at 13:55
And the poor Qatarkus, hailing from a country nobody ever thinks about.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 17 2009 at 13:57
And Regitarkus kept bossing everyone around
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 17 2009 at 13:59
Oh, and Catharkus, who kept being the straw that broke every camels' back.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 17 2009 at 14:03
Then there was Emotarkus, but I'll only upset him if I mention him
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 17 2009 at 14:14
Wombatarkus: the most intelligent, the most wise, the most handsome, the most desirable of all tarki, and according to reliable sources the favourite tarkus of Winona Ryder.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 17 2009 at 14:34
Darkastarkus, the one who camouflages himself so easily at night
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