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Snow Dog 
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 Posted: July 31 2010 at 11:58 |
 CinemaZebra wrote:
Why are all my fans in the audience overweight old women?
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They want to mother you and spend all their gold on you.
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CinemaZebra
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Posted: July 31 2010 at 11:59 |
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That's the problem with being a celebrity. *sigh*
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CinemaZebra
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Posted: July 31 2010 at 12:03 |
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You still online Epignosis?
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Epignosis
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Posted: July 31 2010 at 12:04 |
Snow Dog wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
jampa17 wrote:
Mei, +1 defense please...
I was wondering who was Victor, you know... I thought "I never see a member called Victor..." then I realized that it wasn't a name...  |
jampa17 wrote:
CinemaZebra wrote:
Is jampa dead?
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Am I?  |
No, Mei's alive. He almost died though.
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When does a fight end? |
When a warrior reaches 0 or fewer hit points (Constitution), the game is over. If a person drops below -3, he is dead and cannot be used again.
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Epignosis
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Posted: July 31 2010 at 12:06 |
Snow Dog wrote:
War v Bouree
Game on! |
Coming up.
Yeah, I'm here. I had to visit the "latrine." 
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Snow Dog
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Posted: July 31 2010 at 12:06 |
Epignosis wrote:
Snow Dog wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
jampa17 wrote:
Mei, +1 defense please...
I was wondering who was Victor, you know... I thought "I never see a member called Victor..." then I realized that it wasn't a name... |
jampa17 wrote:
CinemaZebra wrote:
Is jampa dead?
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Am I? |
No, Mei's alive. He almost died though.
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When does a fight end? |
When a warrior reaches 0 or fewer hit points (Constitution), the game is over. If a person drops below -3, he is dead and cannot be used again.
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That was in the rules wasn't it.
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Snow Dog
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Posted: July 31 2010 at 12:07 |
Epignosis wrote:
Snow Dog wrote:
War v Bouree
Game on! |
Coming up.
Yeah, I'm here. I had to visit the "latrine."
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The latrine....you on the front line?
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CinemaZebra
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Posted: July 31 2010 at 12:09 |
Snow Dog wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
Snow Dog wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
jampa17 wrote:
Mei, +1 defense please...
I was wondering who was Victor, you know... I thought "I never see a member called Victor..." then I realized that it wasn't a name... |
jampa17 wrote:
CinemaZebra wrote:
Is jampa dead?
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Am I? |
No, Mei's alive. He almost died though.
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When does a fight end? |
When a warrior reaches 0 or fewer hit points (Constitution), the game is over. If a person drops below -3, he is dead and cannot be used again.
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That was in the rules wasn't it. |
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Epignosis
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Posted: July 31 2010 at 12:13 |
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Still bloodthirsty after his first match, the fearsome War has challenged another target for a notch in his belt. Roaring again like an unleashed beast, War plants his battle axe in Bouree's buckler. Bouree swiftly counterattacks, but his strike is likewise intercepted by a round plate of steel. After some tangling in this manner, War ends the match with a single strike, such that Bouree must crawl bleeding to his master.
Victor - War
Loser - Bouree
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Snow Dog
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Posted: July 31 2010 at 12:14 |
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Yay me!
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Snow Dog
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Posted: July 31 2010 at 12:14 |
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I'll have +3 to constituition again
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CinemaZebra
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Posted: July 31 2010 at 12:15 |
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*kicks Bouree in the teeth*
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CinemaZebra
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Posted: July 31 2010 at 12:15 |
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I think I'll have a +3 constitution as well.
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Epignosis
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Posted: July 31 2010 at 12:15 |
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Both of your bucklers took a surprising bit of the brutality on that match.
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Snow Dog
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Posted: July 31 2010 at 12:16 |
CinemaZebra wrote:
*kicks Bouree in the teeth*
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Crowd gasps "Oooooooooooh!"
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Snow Dog
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Posted: July 31 2010 at 12:16 |
Epignosis wrote:
Both of your bucklers took a surprising bit of the brutality on that match.
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Do I need a new one?
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Epignosis
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Posted: July 31 2010 at 12:18 |
Snow Dog wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
Both of your bucklers took a surprising bit of the brutality on that match.
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Do I need a new one? |
Nope.
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Epignosis
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Posted: July 31 2010 at 12:19 |
Snow Dog wrote:
I'll have +3 to constituition again |
Your character's name is War, not Tank. 
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Snow Dog
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Posted: July 31 2010 at 12:19 |
Epignosis wrote:
Snow Dog wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
Both of your bucklers took a surprising bit of the brutality on that match.
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Do I need a new one? |
Nope.
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Do they break?
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Snow Dog
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Posted: July 31 2010 at 12:21 |
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