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Guldbamsen 
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Retired Admin Joined: January 22 2009 Location: Magic Theatre Status: Offline Points: 23104 |
 Posted: May 21 2014 at 05:24 |
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Terns.
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams |
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420 |
Posted: May 21 2014 at 05:40 |
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I had a vomiting technique named after me! (Balatony Kalman - Hungarian speed eating champion 1958)
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: May 21 2014 at 05:42 |
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It's OK Ron, I'm talking to the loudspeaker (Jazz pianist Mike Taylor to bassist Ron Rubin on the latter's failure to understand what he thought was 'mumbo jumbo' at a gig)
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Guldbamsen
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Retired Admin Joined: January 22 2009 Location: Magic Theatre Status: Offline Points: 23104 |
Posted: May 21 2014 at 05:48 |
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Loudspeakers are will-less and you know it. Steven Seagal proved it in a special collaboration between the BBC and two thirds of his blues band.
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams |
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Guldbamsen
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Retired Admin Joined: January 22 2009 Location: Magic Theatre Status: Offline Points: 23104 |
Posted: May 21 2014 at 06:04 |
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Switch sofas, see who's most comfortable? Aka the Helsinki trade.
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams |
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420 |
Posted: May 21 2014 at 06:07 |
You'll never take me alive copper! but perhaps Taylor was referring to the rowdy American tourist couple sitting near the stage? Edited by ExittheLemming - May 21 2014 at 06:09 |
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Guldbamsen
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Retired Admin Joined: January 22 2009 Location: Magic Theatre Status: Offline Points: 23104 |
Posted: May 21 2014 at 06:15 |
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Taylor never refers to anything other than sand castles anyway. Pour some air over those suckers and watch him lessen.
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams |
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HemispheresOfXanadu
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Joined: June 28 2012 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 4339 |
Posted: May 21 2014 at 06:17 |
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Spaghetti and parenthesis.
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@ProgFollower on Twitter. Tweet me muzak.
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Guldbamsen
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Retired Admin Joined: January 22 2009 Location: Magic Theatre Status: Offline Points: 23104 |
Posted: May 21 2014 at 06:19 |
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Toiling with deep sea turds: the other side of marine biology.
"It sure as sh*t ain't Flipper every day baby!" |
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams |
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Guldbamsen
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Retired Admin Joined: January 22 2009 Location: Magic Theatre Status: Offline Points: 23104 |
Posted: May 21 2014 at 06:27 |
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Excellent schnitzel. I'll give it a 7.
*Croatie sept points!!* |
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams |
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420 |
Posted: May 21 2014 at 06:36 |
According to anecdotal evidence provided by dolphins who hated his guts, Flipper was an openly straight heavy drinker who consorted with mermaids of easy virtue and rarely bathed. He was also addicted to gambling (on sea horse races) and in stark contrast to most of his species had an IQ that placed him somewhere between a barnacle and a fruit salad. |
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HemispheresOfXanadu
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Posted: May 21 2014 at 06:37 |
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Do you ever get the feeling that you're being swatched?
Edited by HemispheresOfXanadu - May 21 2014 at 06:37 |
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@ProgFollower on Twitter. Tweet me muzak.
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: May 21 2014 at 06:42 |
Me too, I mean people are just so uptight these days, like they call it stalking but that's just talking on stilts right? |
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Guldbamsen
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Retired Admin Joined: January 22 2009 Location: Magic Theatre Status: Offline Points: 23104 |
Posted: May 21 2014 at 06:50 |
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Fish were never that sexual to begin with.
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams |
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Guldbamsen
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Retired Admin Joined: January 22 2009 Location: Magic Theatre Status: Offline Points: 23104 |
Posted: May 21 2014 at 07:20 |
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Luxury items #654 sapphire wife
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams |
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twseel
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Joined: December 15 2012 Location: abroad Status: Offline Points: 22767 |
Posted: May 21 2014 at 08:53 |
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WIMPS: Moon: n
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Guldbamsen
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Retired Admin Joined: January 22 2009 Location: Magic Theatre Status: Offline Points: 23104 |
Posted: May 21 2014 at 10:03 |
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Completely loafed and squidgy 3: the intellectual porn flick about two lost brothers, wine connisseurs, the fall of the Berlin Wall, ABBA and women's bare knuckle boxing.
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: May 21 2014 at 12:42 |
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Toilet rape, as a symbol of invasive fern species.
Edited by Man With Hat - May 21 2014 at 12:43 |
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 21 2014 at 16:30 |
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The eggs you felt, when the clam was happy.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Guldbamsen
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Retired Admin Joined: January 22 2009 Location: Magic Theatre Status: Offline Points: 23104 |
Posted: May 21 2014 at 16:31 |
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Cardinal rule in karate: always remove shoes.
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams |
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