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Points: 3281 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 20 2012 at 19:52
What's sad about a bus full of black kids driving off a cliff?
 
The senseless loss of so much young life.
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Knock knock!

Who's there?

Cucumber.

Cucumber who?

CUCUMBER JONES!
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Two radios were having a bath and one asked the other for some soap.
"Here you are" one radio said as it passed the soap.
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Points: 14169 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 20 2012 at 23:23
Originally posted by Textbook Textbook wrote:

Two radios were having a bath and one asked the other for some soap.
"Here you are" one radio said as it passed the soap.
 
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American politics. Worst joke ever.
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Smartpatrol: A very inside joke. Perhaps a fellow historian of humour knows what the one about the radios having a bath was about.

Meanwhile.
 
Knock knock.
 
Who's there?
 
Banana.
 
Banana who?
 
Banana Yoshimoto.
 
You mean Banana Yoshimoto, the celebrated author whose kry works include Kitchen and Amrita?
 
No, the other Banana Yoshimoto.
 
Are you being sarcastic?
 
Japanese people are never sarcastic.
 
Oh.
 
THAT WAS SARCASTIC.
 
You speak English very well.
 
Thank you.
 
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Points: 3281 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 21 2012 at 09:07

Who's there?

Knock knock.
 
...
 
What the hell happened there?
 
I'm as confused as you are.
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Points: 4160 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 21 2012 at 09:10
Originally posted by Textbook Textbook wrote:

Smartpatrol: A very inside joke. Perhaps a fellow historian of humour knows what the one about the radios having a bath was about.

Meanwhile.
 
Knock knock.
 
Who's there?
 
Banana.
 
Banana who?
 
Banana Yoshimoto.
 
You mean Banana Yoshimoto, the celebrated author whose kry works include Kitchen and Amrita?
 
No, the other Banana Yoshimoto.
 
Are you being sarcastic?
 
Japanese people are never sarcastic.
 
Oh.
 
THAT WAS SARCASTIC.
 
You speak English very well.
 
Thank you.
 
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that was just racist enough  to be funny. Excellent.
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Knock, knock
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Who's there?
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Points: 8581 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 21 2012 at 10:06
How many nuns does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Haha, tricked you. Nuns don't screw.

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Points: 4160 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 21 2012 at 10:08
^ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
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I'm slightly afraid that these two kinds of joke could merge into only one joke:
"Knoc knock!
 - Who's there?
 - People coming to screw in a light bulb?
 - How many?"

Right now, I'm trying to create such a joke.
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Points: 4160 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 21 2012 at 11:31
Jesus walks into a bar

turns someones beer into wine

"Hey! I didn't ask for this"

"I didn't ask to die for your sins"



Clearly the worst joke here.
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Points: 10841 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 21 2012 at 11:41
^It's one of the best worst jokes I read.
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Points: 4160 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 21 2012 at 11:43
I'll take that compliment and my trophy!
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Points: 4160 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 21 2012 at 11:45
three avant-garde musicians record themselves getting into a bar and then add delay effects.
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Jesus walks into a hotel, puts three nails on the counter and says, 'Can you put me up for the night?'

I guess the awfulness of the joke depends upon your religious views.
Haiku

Writing a poem
With seventeen syllables
Is very diffic....
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^ Really good! 
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How many Jesuses does it take to change a light bulb?

"Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jesus!
Jesus who?
Jesus Stick!"
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a proton and an electron walk into a bar.

the proton says, "I think this is the wrong place"

"You sure?"

"Yes"
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