Off At Tangents: Reticulum Sonata 88

Hollywood is for loose change.

If you are seeing this message often, you might want to check your machine for viruses or malware.

Cultural facts of the modern world #41: Cambodia consumes the largest amount of boar anus, per capita of any nation on earth.  

It turns out her record label mislabelled every song on the album, but they were so similar lyrically that none of her fans realised. (Until two decades later when simebody dug up the song on the internet and used it to describe their recent break-up. Her friends showed yheir friends, who showed... You get the picture. Sales rocketed in such a way that the supposedly "cocaine-free for two years" popstar was able to tour again and draw sizeable and profitable attendances. Around the second show she dropped the bombshell that "OoooOooOOOoolala" was supposed to be "Aaaaaaaaah".) Sadly, she died of an overdose seven shows later--turns out she'd only gotten clean because she couldn't afford drugs anymore.

Nightlights were originally invented for cheeses.

She sucked out the cracker from my windpipe like I was Stanch Walton on a pygmy.

Bad calendar ideas #72: Beets Of The Soviet Union

Hide from the Nazis in your brand new..................meat locker!!!

Canines, heel thyselves!

HackettFan wrote: As a compromise, I suggest you tattoo a picture of me on the bottom of your foot.

I already of 11 tattoos of you....I can't have many more.