Author |
Topic Search Topic Options
|
Moogtron III
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 26 2005
Location: Belgium
Status: Offline
Points: 10616
|
Posted: February 25 2010 at 17:13 |
Rule 271: Prog is all about breaking rules.
What does this say about walking on the lawn?
|
|
crimhead
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 10 2006
Location: Missouri
Status: Offline
Points: 19236
|
Posted: February 25 2010 at 18:29 |
Rule 28: Don't ignore the vomitting wombat in the corner, he's good for a couple of rounds of drinks.
|
|
tamijo
Forum Senior Member
Joined: January 06 2009
Location: Denmark
Status: Offline
Points: 4287
|
Posted: February 26 2010 at 02:52 |
Rule 29
If you want to be taken serius, make a tread at least ones a week about nothing at all. Because everyone loves these treads and they will go 6-7 pages in no time.
|
Prog is whatevey you want it to be. So dont diss other peoples prog, and they wont diss yours
|
|
The Sleepwalker
Prog Reviewer
Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
Status: Offline
Points: 15141
|
Posted: February 26 2010 at 04:08 |
Rule 272: don't create new rules 28 and 29 when they already exist.
|
|
|
CPicard
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 03 2008
Location: Là, sui monti.
Status: Offline
Points: 10841
|
Posted: February 26 2010 at 15:32 |
Rule 273: tune up your bass to Eb.
|
|
The Runaway
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 28 2009
Location: London
Status: Offline
Points: 3144
|
Posted: February 26 2010 at 15:34 |
CPicard wrote:
Rule 273: tune up your bass to Eb.
|
As far as I know that's down, not up
|
|
|
CPicard
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 03 2008
Location: Là, sui monti.
Status: Offline
Points: 10841
|
Posted: February 26 2010 at 15:48 |
Blowin Free wrote:
CPicard wrote:
Rule 273: tune up your bass to Eb.
|
As far as I know that's down, not up |
I know what I'm typing. I say: "tune up". Octave, octave!
|
|
jampa17
Prog Reviewer
Joined: July 04 2009
Location: Guatemala
Status: Offline
Points: 6802
|
Posted: February 26 2010 at 15:49 |
Blowin Free wrote:
CPicard wrote:
Rule 273: tune up your bass to Eb. |
As far as I know that's down, not up |
you don't know nothing man...!!!
|
Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
|
|
SaltyJon
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: February 08 2008
Location: Location
Status: Offline
Points: 28772
|
Posted: February 26 2010 at 16:29 |
Rule 274: Tune your bass, from low to high, CGDA if you want to have fun.
|
|
|
harmonium.ro
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin
Joined: August 18 2008
Location: Anna Calvi
Status: Offline
Points: 22989
|
Posted: February 26 2010 at 19:19 |
Rule 275: Never talk about eating cheerleaders because fellow PA colleagues will denounce you to the police.
|
|
horsewithteeth11
Prog Reviewer
Joined: January 09 2008
Location: Kentucky
Status: Offline
Points: 24598
|
Posted: February 26 2010 at 20:09 |
Rule 276: If you have a 6-string guitar, you must tune it to C-G-C-G-C-E like Devin Townsend....and like "Friends" off of Led Zeppelin III.
|
|
|
The Runaway
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 28 2009
Location: London
Status: Offline
Points: 3144
|
Posted: February 27 2010 at 03:24 |
^ I'd actually use Soundgarden for that example!
|
|
|
The Sleepwalker
Prog Reviewer
Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
Status: Offline
Points: 15141
|
Posted: March 22 2010 at 08:37 |
Rule 277: Don't forget about the rules.
|
|
|
jampa17
Prog Reviewer
Joined: July 04 2009
Location: Guatemala
Status: Offline
Points: 6802
|
Posted: March 22 2010 at 16:48 |
rule 278: If you want to threat someone, be sure to end your sentence with the expression "or else..." and always use the stern smile ( ) for making emphasis. Other ways you will fail to threaten someone...
|
Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
|
|
Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67407
|
Posted: March 22 2010 at 16:51 |
^
|
|
The Sleepwalker
Prog Reviewer
Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
Status: Offline
Points: 15141
|
Posted: March 22 2010 at 17:09 |
Rule 278b: Be aware that using the "or else... " expression might make you look like a laughable fool when used to often.
|
|
|
jampa17
Prog Reviewer
Joined: July 04 2009
Location: Guatemala
Status: Offline
Points: 6802
|
Posted: March 22 2010 at 17:14 |
|
Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
|
|
Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67407
|
Posted: March 24 2010 at 07:23 |
Rule 278c: It is also true that if you're a respected and widely feared person/wombat, using the "or else... " expression will not make you look like a laughable fool no matter how often you use it.
|
|
someone_else
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: May 02 2008
Location: Going Bananas
Status: Offline
Points: 24315
|
Posted: March 25 2010 at 10:17 |
Rule 279: The 'Just for Fun'-section is intended to be a playground for wombats.
|
|
|
CPicard
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 03 2008
Location: Là, sui monti.
Status: Offline
Points: 10841
|
Posted: March 25 2010 at 14:16 |
Rule 279bis : it doesn't mean they can urinate anywhere in this thread!
|
|
Donate monthly and keep PA fast-loading and ad-free forever.