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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: October 04 2009 at 16:00 |
October 2020
Not much happens. The BEK celibrates the destruction of China and floydispink returns to the capital Uzubuluduwu, not liking the coldness of Siberia. The missile base in Siberia is still carefully protected though, as there always is the danger of a nation suddelnly striking.
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Neurotarkus
Forum Senior Member
Joined: April 18 2009
Location: Negativland
Status: Offline
Points: 2970
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Posted: October 04 2009 at 18:09 |
Argentinians finally conquer space flight; they build a giant flying ziggurat, pack only the most intelligent, worthy people into it, and blast off to the stars. Meanwhile, the lesser Argentinians are left to rebuild their country, as most of the smart ones have left. They build an economy centered around Nascar, Slim Jims, and of course llamas. However, they did succeed in building armies, and they managed to scare America all the way back to their own country, leaving Argentina in control of the lower 3/5 of the Western Hemisphere.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Tsevir Leirbag
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 03 2009
Location: Montréal
Status: Offline
Points: 8321
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Posted: October 04 2009 at 18:57 |
December 2020
Prime Minister of Québec, the Honorable Gabriel Rivest, discovered the conspiracy about the Siberian Missile Base. He found the funds were raised by Argentinia to create that base, in order to destroy the world.
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Les mains, les pieds balancés
Sur tant de mers, tant de planchers,
Un marin mort,
Il dormira
- Paul Éluard
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Neurotarkus
Forum Senior Member
Joined: April 18 2009
Location: Negativland
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Points: 2970
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Posted: October 04 2009 at 20:39 |
January 2021
The Argentinian government tries to get Canada on board against the treacherous Americans, using their Civ3 knowledge that splitting an opponent's forces will result in a much easier war. Argentinian llamas push into Mexico, which is now just a big battleground, and most of the people there have immigrated into Argentina anyway. Argentinian forces in the Old World have sailed across the ocean and successfully sneak attacked Cuba.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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The Sleepwalker
Prog Reviewer
Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
Status: Offline
Points: 15141
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Posted: October 05 2009 at 01:16 |
February 2021
It seems the BEK has been working together with Argentina on defeating the Chinese empire, the battle against the Argentinian troops in Turkey all was planned, to give China the wong impression. The BEK sends troops to America, to support Argentina in their war with the US.
Edited by floydispink - October 05 2009 at 01:16
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Neurotarkus
Forum Senior Member
Joined: April 18 2009
Location: Negativland
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Points: 2970
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Posted: October 05 2009 at 15:08 |
March 2021
American resistance is strong, and the coasts prove impossible to capture and hold. Instead, Argentinian forces break through into Texas, once more cutting off American oil. The BEK takes Alaska, leaving America's oil pumps dry, its planes on the ground, and its tanks on the side of the road. Argentina and BEK quickly move in, and Canada even takes a little off the top. Diplomats from both countries have not yet decided how to divide the country, and American resistors are giving occupying forces serious trouble. Argentina continues to stall in agreeing to attack China, making BEK members feel Argentina will never do so. This is because most Argentinians would rather see their current lives improved and American gains solidified than a pointless overseas invasion. However, they do support military strength, as BEK and China are known to attack in a heartbeat.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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The Sleepwalker
Prog Reviewer
Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: October 05 2009 at 15:23 |
April 2021
Because of the tough American resistance, the BEK decides to send paratroopers to Washington DC, to cause some serious confusion in America. Meanwhile the BEK sends troops to Mexico to defend that Argentina in the case of America breaking through the Argentinian forces.
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Neurotarkus
Forum Senior Member
Joined: April 18 2009
Location: Negativland
Status: Offline
Points: 2970
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Posted: October 05 2009 at 15:28 |
May 2021
Southern provinces of America become integrated into Argentina. Quality of life is slowly improving for Argentinians in South America, and people are moving from farms to cities. As a result, industry is growing, and Argentina becomes one of the leading exporters of manufactured goods in the world. As Argentina's power grows, an ideal of "Mandible Density" (mistranslation of Manifest Destiny) emerges in the consciousness of the population; the dream of controlling the entire New World, from the tip of the former Chile to the Frozen wastes of Canada. The population is divided between whether to pursue this dream by attacking Canada and ousting the BEK, or whether to keep what they have.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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The Sleepwalker
Prog Reviewer
Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
Status: Offline
Points: 15141
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Posted: October 05 2009 at 15:57 |
June 2021
Because of supporting Argenina in the war on America, the BEK wants the power over Florida, Georgia and Alabama. They suggest this proposal to the Argentinian government.
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Neurotarkus
Forum Senior Member
Joined: April 18 2009
Location: Negativland
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Points: 2970
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Posted: October 06 2009 at 14:51 |
Argentina decides to give them these territories, as they're just redneck sanctuaries.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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The Mother Squid
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 11 2009
Location: Atlantis
Status: Offline
Points: 684
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Posted: October 06 2009 at 14:52 |
November 2009
Newfoundland finally realizes it has no reason to continue, and commits a quiet provincial suicide.
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There was an Old Man of Coblenz, the length of whose legs was immense;
He went with one prance from Turkey to France,
That surprising Old Man of Coblenz.
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The Sleepwalker
Prog Reviewer
Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
Status: Offline
Points: 15141
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Posted: October 06 2009 at 15:03 |
December 2021
The BEK sends the rednecks out of those territories and starts building on a huge project. This project is the construction of a gigantic fortress-like city, where some of the over-crowded population of the BEK can live. The city is located on the coast of what used to be Florida, but now is (together with the other two states) called NSBEK (Not So Big European Kingdom).
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The Mother Squid
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 11 2009
Location: Atlantis
Status: Offline
Points: 684
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Posted: October 06 2009 at 15:06 |
November 2009
Prime Minister Rivest of Québec notices, and weeps.
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There was an Old Man of Coblenz, the length of whose legs was immense;
He went with one prance from Turkey to France,
That surprising Old Man of Coblenz.
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AnchovyRun
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 10 2009
Location: Atlantis
Status: Offline
Points: 437
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Posted: October 06 2009 at 16:09 |
December 2010
In preparation for the appocalypse Atlantis decides to get it over with and the government acts out The Book Of Revelations on an Atlantis sized scale. They the procede to sink the island causing all but AnchovyRun, who was away on a trading expedition; The Mother Squid, because its a squid; and Vompatti, for obvious reasons.
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<>< The Anchovy Run ><>
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Caravaning For Your Convenience
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Neurotarkus
Forum Senior Member
Joined: April 18 2009
Location: Negativland
Status: Offline
Points: 2970
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Posted: October 06 2009 at 16:31 |
January 2022
The Argentinian people became tired of eating bread for every single meal and rose up in support of an invasion of the East Indies in order to get spices. Argentina quickly gained control of these islands, and trading posts were established. As a result of this conquest, Argentina's navy grew to become the largest in the world.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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AnchovyRun
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 10 2009
Location: Atlantis
Status: Offline
Points: 437
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Posted: October 06 2009 at 16:47 |
September 2022
News of AnchovyRun appears in the Himalayan Mountains. He is currently taking over their government by diplomatic means.
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<>< The Anchovy Run ><>
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Caravaning For Your Convenience
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The Mother Squid
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 11 2009
Location: Atlantis
Status: Offline
Points: 684
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Posted: October 06 2009 at 16:49 |
December 2024
Much of the far East is controlled by AnchovyRun and his herb/spice trading company. Western countries band together to remove him from power.
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There was an Old Man of Coblenz, the length of whose legs was immense;
He went with one prance from Turkey to France,
That surprising Old Man of Coblenz.
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AnchovyRun
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 10 2009
Location: Atlantis
Status: Offline
Points: 437
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Posted: October 06 2009 at 17:01 |
January 2024
AnchovyRun decides that history should repeat itself. He initiates Appocalypse 2.0 on every region under his control while escaping to Australia to start caravaning again.
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<>< The Anchovy Run ><>
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Caravaning For Your Convenience
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The Mother Squid
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 11 2009
Location: Atlantis
Status: Offline
Points: 684
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Posted: October 06 2009 at 17:03 |
January 2024
With the stange dissapearance of AnchovyRun the West falls into dissarray and slowly destroys itself.
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There was an Old Man of Coblenz, the length of whose legs was immense;
He went with one prance from Turkey to France,
That surprising Old Man of Coblenz.
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AnchovyRun
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 10 2009
Location: Atlantis
Status: Offline
Points: 437
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Posted: October 06 2009 at 17:09 |
May 2024
AnchovyRun seizes the opportunity and, with the funds he built up over the years caravaning, rebuilds much of the Western World thus becoming its saviour. He creates a new government with him at the head and The Mother Squid as The Duke of the South-Western Plain. The people were happy and vast dirigibles made their recovery from the world of steampunk comicbooks.
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<>< The Anchovy Run ><>
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Caravaning For Your Convenience
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