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presdoug 
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 Posted: May 10 2012 at 18:06 |
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You know what they say about Hitler? The fewer the better.
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smartpatrol
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Posted: May 10 2012 at 20:05 |
How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? LET'S GO RIDE BIKES!  |
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presdoug
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Posted: May 10 2012 at 21:59 |
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
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smartpatrol
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Posted: May 11 2012 at 00:59 |
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Are you a nerdfighter by chance?
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: May 11 2012 at 10:58 |
How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb
None
Engineers work on motors, electricians need to be called in for the act of light bulb relacements
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: May 11 2012 at 11:01 |
Grade 2 KIds told this today at schoool and laughed
What did the robot say to the traffic light?
You have beautiful eyes baby.
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Dean
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Posted: May 11 2012 at 11:02 |
 AtomicCrimsonRush wrote:
Engineers work on motors, electricians need to be called in for the act of light bulb relacements |
*sigh*
Edited by Dean - May 11 2012 at 11:02
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What?
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: May 11 2012 at 11:04 |
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^^^ face palm surely!
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TheGazzardian
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Joined: August 11 2009
Location: Canada
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Posted: May 11 2012 at 11:11 |
smartpatrol wrote:
Are you a nerdfighter by chance? |
nerdfighteria!
(I watch vlog brothers with my wife sometimes, does that make me a nerd fighter?  )
Edited by TheGazzardian - May 11 2012 at 11:11
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: May 11 2012 at 11:12 |
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Anyone see Flight of the Conchords?
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presdoug
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Posted: May 11 2012 at 13:17 |
smartpatrol wrote:
Are you a nerdfighter by chance? |
What's a nerdfighter?
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smartpatrol
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Posted: May 11 2012 at 13:34 |
presdoug wrote:
smartpatrol wrote:
Are you a nerdfighter by chance? |
What's a nerdfighter?
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A nerdfighter is a nerd who fights for nerds and intelectualism and all that jazz. The Nerdfighter-movement/community was started by hank and John Green on thier Youtube channel Vlogbrothers. hank Green is also the founder of the blog Eco-geek, and John Green is also the author of six teen books, which are really good. I asked you because hank Green made a video of 50 Jokes, and the ADD kid one and the Psychiatrist one were both in said video. Don't Forget to be Awesome
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smartpatrol
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Posted: May 11 2012 at 13:35 |
TheGazzardian wrote:
smartpatrol wrote:
Are you a nerdfighter by chance? |
nerdfighteria!
(I watch vlog brothers with my wife sometimes, does that make me a nerd fighter? ) |
If you want to be a Nerdfighter, you are.  DFTBA
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smartpatrol
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Posted: May 11 2012 at 16:48 |
Why does the gay man want to be a cat... Because cats lick thier own dicks SO BAD! |
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presdoug
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Posted: May 11 2012 at 16:57 |
How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!
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Gerinski
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Posted: May 11 2012 at 18:30 |
Mum, does the toilet turn?
No son
Ush, then I must have sh*tted in the washing machine
(I know "toilet" is not equally used in all english speaking countries so replace by whatever appropiate word)
The teacher is giving to the students the results of their exams (in Spain we use grades from 0 to 10):
"Harry, a 10,
Peter, a 7,5
Chris, a 9
Bobby, a 6,5
Jimmy, a 0"
"why me a zero, teacher?" says Jimmy.
"because you cheated and copied the exam from Peter"
"and how do you know that?"
"because the answer to the first 4 questions was identical, and on the 5th his answer was "I don't know" and yours was "me neither"
Edited by Gerinski - May 12 2012 at 00:04
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Textbook
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Posted: May 11 2012 at 19:08 |
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Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers.
Unfortunately, all the Swiss league records were destroyed in a fire, and so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.
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zappaholic
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Posted: May 11 2012 at 19:11 |
presdoug wrote:
How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!
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How many militant feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, and there's NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT IT.
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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 11 2012 at 22:19 |
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I laughed many times while reading this thread.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Textbook
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Posted: May 12 2012 at 04:20 |
Knock knock
Who's there?
To.
To who?
I think you'll find it's "to whom".
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