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Neurotarkus
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Joined: April 18 2009
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Posted: October 03 2009 at 17:37 |
May 2015
Argentinian forces finally kick all of the Dutch out of their land, though they are quite busy attempting to quell various criminal organizations that are popping up across the country. America then launches full invasion of all countries in the Arabian Subcontinent, for you-know-what. By now, loose settlements are forming in South Africa, small cities of only a few thousand. These cities have begun fighting each other, though the one city-state under Emperor "Arouse Trunk" is gaining power quickly.
Edited by Neurotarkus - October 03 2009 at 17:48
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
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The Sleepwalker
Prog Reviewer
Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: October 03 2009 at 17:46 |
June 2017
Because of the loss in Argentina and the remaining troops being in China the Netherlands are in a weak position. "floydispink" has managed to convince the entire population of Liechtenstein, where he still hides, to take over the control in the Netherlands, and toss the rasist majority in the middle of the Atlantic ocean. The big problem is that the entire Liechtenstein population counts 13 people, so he asks Ireland to support him in taking the lead.
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Neurotarkus
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Joined: April 18 2009
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Posted: October 03 2009 at 17:50 |
July 2017
Argentina begins to bring order back to the country, though they are still somewhat vulnerable to America in the north, who, though powerful enough to defeat Argentina's (official) army, is currently fighting and losing a war in Arabia. Argentina sends aid to the Dutch in the form of llamas for cheap transportation and surplus crack babies.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: October 03 2009 at 18:04 |
August 2017
Thanks to the Argentinian support the non-rasist Dutch population and the 13 Liechtensteiners manage to get rid of the rasist majority, which are dropped somewhere in Atlantic ocean. Now The Netherlands are under control of the mighty "floydispink". The Netherlands start to build some real heavy defence systems, as there is war in about every corner of the world. Also, they send billions of CD's of Dutch prog bands like Focus and Ekseption to Argentina to show that they are very thankful for Argentina's help.
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Conor Fynes
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Joined: February 11 2009
Location: Vancouver, CA
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Points: 3196
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Posted: October 03 2009 at 18:04 |
August 2017
China is in the process of engineering those battle-mech things that are always in Japanese cartoons.
Dutch troops flood over the border, but run into tough resistance (and the Great Wall)
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
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Posted: October 03 2009 at 18:07 |
September 2017
The new Dutch government actually forgot about those troops. For remembering them, the Netherlands send troops to destroy their old troops, and those are, just like the other rasist Dutchman's, thrown somewhere into the Atlantic Ocean. Meanwhile the Netherlands have made some sort of alliance with Belgium, Luxembourg and Germany. Defence systems are build all over the four countries.
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Conor Fynes
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Posted: October 03 2009 at 18:17 |
October 2017
Their new mech army set in place, Emperor Conor's mech infantry begin to march across the continent, squashing the Dutch in their path.
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Henry Plainview
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Joined: May 26 2008
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Posted: October 03 2009 at 18:20 |
November 2018
Zimbabwe begins printing googol bills. This takes all month.
Edited by Henry Plainview - October 03 2009 at 18:22
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if you own a sodastream i hate you
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Conor Fynes
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Location: Vancouver, CA
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Posted: October 03 2009 at 18:26 |
December 2017
To help balance out Zimbabwe's economy distrupting, China prints out 100 trillion dollars and distributes it amongst the people. Economies crash around the world.
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
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Posted: October 03 2009 at 18:27 |
December 2017
The Dutch are pissed on China, for destroying their support. Ruler floydispink is a strategical leader though, and he invades eastern Europe. Without having any trouble, the whole northern half of Europe (except the UK/Ireland and Scandinavia) are now under control of The Netherlands. Such an empire needs an impressive capital... the city Uzubuluduwu is under construction. Also, the eastern European countries are defended very carefully, especially at the Russian border.
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Henry Plainview
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Posted: October 03 2009 at 18:31 |
January 2018
Zimbabwe makes bid for 2020 Olympics. When told that Spain had won it 5 years ago, Zimbabwe declares war on Spain.
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if you own a sodastream i hate you
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: October 03 2009 at 18:38 |
February 2020
After two long months of heavy construction, the city Uzubuluduwu is finally finished. Its location is on the border of The Netherlands and Germany. For Ireland ignoring ruler floydispink's call for help a while ago, he declares war with the already very powerful country Ireland. The Dutch already know a lot about the Irish though, as they had several undercover men placed in pubs all over the country.
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Henry Plainview
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Joined: May 26 2008
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Posted: October 03 2009 at 18:42 |
March 2020
Zimbabwe surrenders after I realize that getting from Zimbabwe to Spain is very impractical. The Spanish War of 2020 becomes the least bloody war in history, with zero casualties on both sides. Zimbabwe disbands as a country out of shame.
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if you own a sodastream i hate you
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Neurotarkus
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Joined: April 18 2009
Location: Negativland
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Points: 2970
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Posted: October 03 2009 at 19:14 |
April 2020
Argentina continues researching their space program, and continues to fail. Meanwhile, most Argentinians are poor as dirt, and there is considerable civil unrest. Riots often break out in major Argentinian cities due to constant wars (on and off against America, and there are rumors of a second French invasion), though order is still holding. Argentina makes plans to invade the fledgling new nations rising in South Africa with superior technology. However, everyone knows that spearmen always beat tanks, and the defeated remnants of the Argentinian military soon roll through Saudi Arabia and into Turkey, which is easily conquered by the Argentinian llama troopers.
ps guess what Arouse Trunk is an anagram for....
Edited by Neurotarkus - October 03 2009 at 19:17
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: October 04 2009 at 04:28 |
May 2020
For Argetina invading Turkey, and coming near the Big European Kingdom, they declare war with Argentina. The first step is driving Argentina out of Turkey and the other Middle Eastern countries. With highly advanced technology the Big European Kingdom has managed to create a group of massive tank-like machines, capable of destroying nearly anything that comes on their path. These machines are being supported by the European army.
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Conor Fynes
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Joined: February 11 2009
Location: Vancouver, CA
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Posted: October 04 2009 at 15:32 |
( I think we might have skipped 2019! This will be taken into account as due to the fact the economy broke down, the entire world was disheartened and opted to watch re-runs of Malcolm in The Middle for a year!)
June 2020,
China gets it's best athletes for the Zimbabwe olympics. The battle mech campaign had been successful and now China controls almost all of Asia, up to the eastern european border, governed by the Netherlands.
China also plants spy in Uzubululzulul
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: October 04 2009 at 15:41 |
July 2020
The Big European Kingdom, knowing the Chinese army is near, places heavy defence on the Eastern European border. As mentioned earlier, floydispink is a very strategical leader. He has made a secret misslile base in the cold wastes of Siberia, a position from which he can attack the Chinese without them expecting it. Dutch sceintist also manage to set the controls for the heart of the sun, in order to obtain some kind of hot fluid with destructive capabilities.
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Conor Fynes
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Location: Vancouver, CA
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Points: 3196
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Posted: October 04 2009 at 15:45 |
August 2020
World celebrates the birthday of Emperor Conor!
Slowly but surely, the massive mech force begins marching across the BEK border.
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: October 04 2009 at 15:53 |
September 2020
The mission involving the heart of the sun dramaticly failed. Surprisingly, there was also hot substance around the heart of the sun which the sceintist had forgot about. 3 men and a donkey died. The BEK forces are resisting againt the Chinese invaders, creating an enormous battlefield, where many soldiers die. The Chinese invaders are very surprised though, when destructive missiles from Siberia hit them in the back.
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Conor Fynes
Prog Reviewer
Joined: February 11 2009
Location: Vancouver, CA
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Points: 3196
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Posted: October 04 2009 at 15:57 |
Many cities in China are destroyed by the barrage of missiles, leaving a toxic waste that covers many industrial centers. Not willing to evacuate their homeland, the Chinese burrow underground and make large subterranean cities.
Fearless, they wait until the radiation dies down... in 500 posts.
Edited by Conor Fynes - October 04 2009 at 15:57
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