Smells Like... What?

The confession of a fanboy-nerd/geek about his pervers passion for the creator of this function smells like a disobedient chocolate-covered poodle dumping the results of his failed anti-gravity device on his neighbor's lawn despite the sign on the mailbox stating that actions such as this are strictly prohibited and will cause said neighbor to become very angry, especially if he had a very bad day at work, like the time the especially pushy customer stole his laptop and threw it out of a window and into a dumpster.

Something I didn't bother to read through smells like most of my student notes all those years ago

Wrinkled pages with little text and a few poor drawings smell like a fail at this year's universitary exam.

invigilators, badly-cut jeans. cowboy boots and patchouli oil smells of Country musics answer to Woodstock.

Hicks on acid smels like a bunch of freaks I never wanna meet

Edited by el dingo - September 11 2009 at 01:56

The cast of a Rob Zombie movie smells like a dead bird.

Christmas with the Detweillers smells like a banana eating a banana while a banana-scented banana recklessly gives a lecture about banana imports from India.

fruit based cannibalism smells like two misguided teenage apples who found a pie on the windowsill.

Grandma spending all afternoon in the kitchen baking items for the church bake sale smells like an example of heartwarming devotional labor until it's used for an advertising gimmick that echoes with the sound. . .of salesmen!

A full page ad from the Sunday New York Times smells like paper and ink.