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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 28 2016 at 01:26 |
Be my star charts and I'll be your reticulated giraffe.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
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Posted: April 28 2016 at 01:29 |
Started charge and pork with face cream?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
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Posted: April 28 2016 at 05:13 |
If you can read this, there is still hope.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
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Posted: April 28 2016 at 10:04 |
It's the fun of sex combined with the absolutism of tax preparation.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
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Points: 166183
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Posted: April 28 2016 at 10:06 |
You probably shouldn't threaten to rub sour cream on the superintendent again.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
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Posted: April 28 2016 at 13:29 |
The squeak of hidden rectums.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: April 28 2016 at 18:35 |
The production reminds me of a sphincter aliment I had when I was 22.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
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Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
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Points: 7951
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Posted: April 28 2016 at 22:49 |
The key to everlasting life; vitamin X. To be discovered on Planet X.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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HackettFan
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Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
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Posted: April 28 2016 at 22:51 |
My conscience does not allow you to be normal.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
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Posted: April 28 2016 at 22:53 |
Show up to fall down.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
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Posted: April 28 2016 at 22:54 |
#8 is the fun bucket.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
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Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
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Points: 7951
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Posted: April 28 2016 at 23:01 |
I've got my spine. I've got my diet Mountain Dew.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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HackettFan
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Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
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Points: 7951
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Posted: April 28 2016 at 23:20 |
The truth is too bad to be false.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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HackettFan
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Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
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Points: 7951
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Posted: April 28 2016 at 23:24 |
One of these days all your flies will catch up to you.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
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Posted: April 28 2016 at 23:31 |
HackettFan wrote:
I've got my spine. I've got my diet Mountain Dew. |
I almost got a tattoo with that exact phrase on my scrotum.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: April 28 2016 at 23:32 |
Oft forgotten saints #72: Will Schrader, OG
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: April 28 2016 at 23:50 |
Been to Texas, got emphysema. Been to Michigan, got syphilis. Been to Oregon, got 62 handjobs in one weekend.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7951
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Posted: April 29 2016 at 00:16 |
Man With Hat wrote:
HackettFan wrote:
I've got my spine. I've got my diet Mountain Dew. |
I almost got a tattoo with that exact phrase on my scrotum. |
I know. You can't get a scrotum tattoo when it's cold. That'd really be perfect, though. Too bad I already have an Arby's tattoo on mine.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7951
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Posted: April 29 2016 at 00:19 |
I've got spine. I've got my Arby's too.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: April 29 2016 at 00:28 |
A vagina full of buttons.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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