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Vompatti 
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 Posted: July 02 2009 at 16:19 |
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Where can I get one of these homophones?
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el dingo
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Posted: July 03 2009 at 10:53 |
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Maybe from someone who is homophobic?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: July 03 2009 at 11:14 |
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Can you plug a homophone into a computer?
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St.Cleve Chronicle
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Posted: July 03 2009 at 11:34 |
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What does a homophone do?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: July 03 2009 at 11:36 |
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Don't they play the harmonica beats that cause diarrhoea in caterpillars?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
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crimhead
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Posted: July 03 2009 at 12:19 |
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How many ears did VanGogh have to give the love of his life?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: July 03 2009 at 12:21 |
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Did he really cut his ear off to give it to his wife, or was the harmonious malingering his dog causing distortions in reality?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
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el dingo
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Posted: July 03 2009 at 17:02 |
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Why did Van Gogh give his ear to his wife when he wasn't married?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: July 03 2009 at 21:05 |
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Why would you marry a guy w/o an ear?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
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crimhead
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Posted: July 06 2009 at 12:52 |
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Why does that body buried in my crawl space smell?
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 06 2009 at 12:55 |
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Is that a witty reference to another thread?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: July 06 2009 at 19:16 |
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Why would you refer to a broken shard of glass stuck in an especially tough slice of cheese?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
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progkidjoel
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Posted: July 06 2009 at 19:19 |
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Whats the difference between the NInja police and the Elven police?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: July 06 2009 at 19:26 |
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Do fire trucks often turn shoot their hoses at the moon in a gross display of primal instinct?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
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progkidjoel
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Posted: July 06 2009 at 19:29 |
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Yes, but only when the planets are aligned and the female giraffes are on heat, right?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: July 06 2009 at 19:32 |
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Don't you also need a fire druid to cast a Level 4 Growth Spell on the Stone of M'odor?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
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progkidjoel
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Posted: July 06 2009 at 19:37 |
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Perhaps, but a level 6 Paladin isn't necessary to use the spell stone of Ne'fuhrak, is it?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: July 06 2009 at 20:03 |
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Possibly, but since when could paladins use magic of that magnitude?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
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progkidjoel
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Posted: July 06 2009 at 20:07 |
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Elven paladins have access to a full pallet of magic, don't they?
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 07 2009 at 02:53 |
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What's a paladin? A sort of malady?
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