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Man With Hat 
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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 Posted: April 27 2016 at 01:51 |
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Unusual fortune cookie messages #601: "should you ever be without milk just kill a virgin."
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 01:51 |
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Needles need me to starve.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65693
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 02:58 |
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Chairs of wormy misunderstanding, Frederick.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Online
Points: 52834
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 07:13 |
 Atavachron wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Ronald has a ham up his sigmoid colon. |
I'm shocked a hospital would divulge that kind of information. |
Ronald has issued a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International license on his colon and its contents.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Online
Points: 52834
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 07:15 |
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To count past 20, I have to use my penis.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Online
Points: 52834
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 07:17 |
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"Pretty good" is all Robert could say about the river of diarrhea going down his driveway.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Online
Points: 52834
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 07:18 |
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Wear a lampshade and sit on an end table. Then emit light.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Online
Points: 52834
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 07:22 |
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Xerxes sat down on the toilet and erupted. Seismometers on the other side of the planet detected it.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Online
Points: 52834
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 07:22 |
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Snoring is the body's way of telling you to sweat more.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Online
Points: 52834
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 07:24 |
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Civilizations closer to the Magellanic Clouds colloquially refer to them as the "Milky Way's farts."
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Online
Points: 52834
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 07:26 |
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I was surprised to find out that my stomach needs bifocals.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 10:10 |
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Lets discuss bran.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 10:13 |
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Raunchy igloos.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7951
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 10:33 |
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No tomatoes last night. No damage.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Online
Points: 52834
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 11:10 |
Man With Hat wrote:
Lets discuss bran. |
I mixed it with mayonnaise and used it as mortar for a wall of various colored sponges I built around myself. Now I can peacefully poop.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Online
Points: 52834
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 11:11 |
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Ed's thermos is the gateway to happy plungers and dielectric dinosaurs.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Online
Points: 52834
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 11:21 |
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Inhalation of Personal Flatulence and Consumption of Leporine Feces: Psychological Analyses of 21st Century American Presidential Candidates
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 13:28 |
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
Lets discuss bran. |
I mixed it with mayonnaise and used it as mortar for a wall of various colored sponges I built around myself. Now I can peacefully poop.
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Sometimes it gives me a brain aneurysm.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 13:29 |
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Solo on the trumpet, Mr. Fiffter!
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 13:42 |
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It's akin to sex grass.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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