SRXXXIII: Engelbert Humperdinck, In Memoriam

"Mekanik Destructiw Kommandoh by Magma is good and all, but Geckanik Postrucktiw Unemployedoh by Molten is much better!"

If James was to put out a CD :

Mike Patton would call it over the top

Fantomas would call it just random noise

Tool would call it pretentious nonsense

Yes would call it bullsh*t lyrics

ELP would call it way too overblown

Magma would say the lyrics are not easy to understand

Opeth would call it too heavy

Steve Vai would say the guitar is too present

Decapitated Walrus would call it a sh*tty joke

DT would call it useless w**king

The Moody n00bs would call it amateurish bullsh*t

Klaus Schulze would say it's boring

Starcastle would say it's good

Syd Barret would say it's too unalive.

Frank Zappa would say it's more quantity than quality

Present would say it's too creepy

Gildenlow would say the concept is too hard to grasp.

Morse would say that it's overly religious.

Roine Stolt would say the songs are too long.

Spock's Beard would say it's too freely offensive.

Rush would say it isn't really prog.

DT would say the vocalist sucks.

Ansen would say it's too emo.

Arrrrrghus would say it rocks out too much

Rico would say it's too depressing.

Tah Zi would say it's too technical

The Lost Chord would say it has too much church organ

80s Genesis would say he sold out.

Led Zeppelin would say he's overrated

Cannibal Corpse would say it's too violent.

Elton John would call it gay.

The Allmans brothers would call the improvisations way too long.

Astrid Proll would call it too obscure.

50 Cent would call it too repetitive.

Snoop Dogg would call it disrepectful to women.

Fripp would call it too innovative.

KC would say the style is too unsimilar.

Greenback would call it VERY rebel music.

Fripp would say the lineup changes too much.

David Jackson would say it's impossible to imagine the band's sound without sax.

Bob Dylan would say it's too much focused on protestation.

Kiss would call it ridiculous.

Peter Hammill would call it too depressing.

Ansen would call it too suicidal

Mickey would say the lyrics are full of lies.

The Mars Volta would say modern prog sucks after hearing it.

Tlossy will say Steven Wilson is a genius after hearing it.

The Flower Kings would say that's it too much rooted on classic prog.

Jody will call it too "sexually suggestive"

Merzbow would say it's sh*tty noise.

Rhapsody will call it cheesy.

Bern would say its too bern.

Frank Zappa will say James released too many albums.

Manowar will say it's laughable.

Bruce Dickinson will say its too energetic.

The Backstreet Boys would call the musicians not talented.

Geck0 would say it's better than some random obscure album.

Marillion would call it too similar to Genesis.

Mayhem's leader would call James mentally sick.

Britney Spears would call James a whore.

Bill Bruford would say the beats are too complex.

Steve Howe would say it's too ugly.

Geddy Lee will say the vocals are too high pitched.

Henry Cow would say the female vocalist is too weird.

The Moody Blues would say there is too much mellotron.

Quintessence would say there is too much Mike on sitar.

Robert Wyatt would say it pwns Si on avait.

Daevid Allen would call it silly.

Steve Hillage would tell James to lay off the drugs.

Gnidrolog would become soldiers after hearing this.

GY!BE would say the average songs are too long.

Mandrakeroot would say it doesn't make any sense.

Post-Waters Floyd would say James has already given everything he has.

Bob Dylan would say James' voice is too whiney.

Brainticket would call it weird.

Nirvana would call it underproduced.

Maneige would say it lacks vocals.

The Police would say James should disband.

Anal c**t would call James' band name the worst ever.

PFM would advise James to stick to english.

Nektar would call it too environment friendly.

Iron Maiden would say it isn't really prog.

The Residents would call it Nazi music.

Hawkwind would call it too trippy.

Mike Oldfield would say James uses too many instruments.

Madonna would say James is like a virgin.

Caravan would say it's too perverted.