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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 12 2009 at 17:53
I'm inclined to pretty much agree from what I've heard -- progressive (adjective) rock, yes, but not so much Prog (noun) in a more generic traditionalist/classic sense.  I'd like to see them here.

And the Progressive Rock versus progressive rock debate rages on.... LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 12 2009 at 18:50
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Originally posted by russellk russellk wrote:

Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

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THE STRANGLERS are by no means classic prog, they are a progressive rock band and should be here.
 
 
They are a progressive rock band ??
 
Wow thats it then..its official.


Oh yeah, sorry, I'll add 'in my opinion' for the newbie who obviously hasn't been around the internetz long.

So it was your opinion that statement?

So The Stranglers aren't a Prog band?

Thank goodness for that. You had me worried there.


edit: no, that was naughty of me. I won't say that.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 12 2009 at 19:37
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And the Progressive Rock versus progressive rock debate rages on.... LOL


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 12 2009 at 22:17
It would be interesting where bands are controversial that a poll is run within the collab zone so ALL prog reviewers/collabs can vote before a genre team decides. That would exclude fanboy type double votes etc.
 
There are quite a few potentially prog punk type bands outthere so even a vote on this kind of genre would be a good exercise. And those lobbying for the like of Stranglers, Television, Talking heads etc may have a better case next time around. The Cardiacs are a band already here that could be placed into this genre apart from crossover. It could be a dangerous slope though.
 
But as an aside even an artist like Phil Collins may have a better chance of a P-R inclusion if the majority of senior prog reviewers/collabs stated their case for/against. Food for thought, perhaps it has been done already. But that would then look at all the merits of senior member's viewpoints
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 14 2009 at 10:26
Don't forget Magazine who were probably the most prog of all the punk bands. Witness 'Secondhand Daylight', their 2nd album.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 14 2009 at 20:35
Originally posted by BaldJean BaldJean wrote:

Originally posted by lazland lazland wrote:

Originally posted by chopper chopper wrote:

Interesting to read in the Classic Rock Prog special this month that JJ Burnel is a big fan of Caravan's "In the land of grey and pink" and that "Down in the sewer" was influenced by the title track. He also says their version of "Walk on By" is "probably" prog.


I saw that as well. It's funny how many of the punk bands and artists, who spent so much time gobbing at and dissing the dinosaurs of prog now claim that much of their work was influenced by the self same dinosaurs. So, they were really only saying they hated prog when told to by those nasty record mogulsConfused

Actually, The Stranglers were, and remain, one of my favourite bands from that genre/era. In common with bands like Dr Feelgood, they had been treading the live boards for quite a few years doing a lot of blues and hard rock prior to the punk revolution giving them enhanced airplay.

Great band, but not prog IMHO.

they only put on the "punk" sticker for getting a record contract. the only thing their music has in common with punk is its aggressiveness. I am not alone in my opinion at all; musicologist Tibor Kneif, who was the first professor to teach rock music at a German university, totally agrees with me in his book "Sachlexikon der Rockmusik" ("Lexicon of Rock Music Terms").. and I stick to it: it is nothing but prejudice against them because the music industry marketed them as punk.
by the way: I even believe there is something like "progressive punk". a good example of that music is Nik  Turner's band Inner City Unit, though they are not in the archives yet. another example are the Cardiacs. strangely they ARE in the archives. yet the Stranglers don't fit there? seems like double standards to me. the most strange thing of all is that the Cardiacs have been put into RIO / Avant. do people really don't hear the punk there?
my suggestion is: create the genre "prog punk", move the Cardiacs there and add the Stranglers and Inner City Unit to that genre too
 
It is not double standards when the two bands are playing totally different forms of music (all be it loosely described as Art Rock) - the Cardiacs erred more towards Psychedelic Pop, whereas the Stranglers only brush with psychedelia was through Greenfield's Doors blues influenced organ playing.
 
How could The Stranglers possibly be in a genre called "Prog Punk" when they were never a Punk band?
 
(btw the "Prog Punk" genre already exists, it is called "Pronk" and was coined specifically for The Cardiacs)
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 15 2009 at 00:23
Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Originally posted by BaldJean BaldJean wrote:

Originally posted by lazland lazland wrote:

Originally posted by chopper chopper wrote:

Interesting to read in the Classic Rock Prog special this month that JJ Burnel is a big fan of Caravan's "In the land of grey and pink" and that "Down in the sewer" was influenced by the title track. He also says their version of "Walk on By" is "probably" prog.


I saw that as well. It's funny how many of the punk bands and artists, who spent so much time gobbing at and dissing the dinosaurs of prog now claim that much of their work was influenced by the self same dinosaurs. So, they were really only saying they hated prog when told to by those nasty record mogulsConfused

Actually, The Stranglers were, and remain, one of my favourite bands from that genre/era. In common with bands like Dr Feelgood, they had been treading the live boards for quite a few years doing a lot of blues and hard rock prior to the punk revolution giving them enhanced airplay.

Great band, but not prog IMHO.

they only put on the "punk" sticker for getting a record contract. the only thing their music has in common with punk is its aggressiveness. I am not alone in my opinion at all; musicologist Tibor Kneif, who was the first professor to teach rock music at a German university, totally agrees with me in his book "Sachlexikon der Rockmusik" ("Lexicon of Rock Music Terms").. and I stick to it: it is nothing but prejudice against them because the music industry marketed them as punk.
by the way: I even believe there is something like "progressive punk". a good example of that music is Nik  Turner's band Inner City Unit, though they are not in the archives yet. another example are the Cardiacs. strangely they ARE in the archives. yet the Stranglers don't fit there? seems like double standards to me. the most strange thing of all is that the Cardiacs have been put into RIO / Avant. do people really don't hear the punk there?
my suggestion is: create the genre "prog punk", move the Cardiacs there and add the Stranglers and Inner City Unit to that genre too
 
It is not double standards when the two bands are playing totally different forms of music (all be it loosely described as Art Rock) - the Cardiacs erred more towards Psychedelic Pop, whereas the Stranglers only brush with psychedelia was through Greenfield's Doors blues influenced organ playing.
 
How could The Stranglers possibly be in a genre called "Prog Punk" when they were never a Punk band?
 
(btw the "Prog Punk" genre already exists, it is called "Pronk" and was coined specifically for The Cardiacs)

I only offered that solution because some people are of the opinion they are a punk band, even if I myself absolutely disagree, I gave a list of the criteria why they are a prog band,. Try the same and give a list of criteria why they are supposed to be a punk band. Mind you, I am speaking of musical criteria, not the image they themselves created on purpose to be commercially more successful.
Punk is by definition a music with very simple musical structures. The Stranglers, on the other hand, use real polyphony for many of their songs, which is a highly complicated structure. That criterion alone is enough to disqualify  them as a punk band, in my opinion.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 15 2009 at 08:07

Originally posted by BaldJean BaldJean wrote:

I only offered that solution because some people are of the opinion they are a punk band, even if I myself absolutely disagree, I gave a list of the criteria why they are a prog band,. Try the same and give a list of criteria why they are supposed to be a punk band. Mind you, I am speaking of musical criteria, not the image they themselves created on purpose to be commercially more successful.
Punk is by definition a music with very simple musical structures. The Stranglers, on the other hand, use real polyphony for many of their songs, which is a highly complicated structure. That criterion alone is enough to disqualify  them as a punk band, in my opinion.

I do not see how creating a new subgenre that they clearly do not fit into helps.

I have stated several times that:

1) They are not Punk and never where - I'm not even convinced their image was Punk either - it was purely a marketing ploy and one they entered into with all eight eyes wide open and not foisted upon them by the A&R execs at UA. The Guildford Stranglers came out of the Pub Rock scene of the mid 70s, which was the antithesis of Progressive Rock and eventually became the progenitor of the British Punk scene. Musically The Guildford Stranglers (later The Stranglers IV and finally The Stranglers) were not a perfect fit into that scene either, sounding nothing like typical Pub Rock bands like Brinsley Schwarz, Eddie & The Hot Rods, The 101er's or Nine Below Zero, they were part of the scene in the same way that Lindisfarne were part of the Charisma Prog scene without being Prog themselves. Rattus Norvegicus was a mixture of Pub Rock and pastiche/ersatz Punk - "Down In The Sewer" is a bit of an anomaly, it is a medley of four songs as a mini-concept, which is unusual, but not uncommon (in the post-punk era The Dammed and Siouxsie and The Banshees also did this).

1b) My opinion of The Stranglers music has never been swayed by their "image" - I judge music with my ears, not my eyes... Tongue
 
2) They produced themed and concept albums - I believe that Black and White and Dreamtime are themed albums and The Gospel According To The Meninblack and La Folie were concept albums. Many non-Prog artists produced concept albums before and after them.

3) They produced complex music - anyone with ears can hear this, but polyphony and counter-point is a feature of music composition, it is not unique to Progressive Rock and they were not the only band doing this outside the Prog pantheon.

4) They were eclectic - I believe all good music is in someway eclectic - any band that produces music strictly within one genre are little more than a tribute or revival band and will never be as good as "the original" - all forms of Popular music progresses and evolves in someway or other or else it stagnates and becomes stale. One key area of music that they do not appear to draw influence from is in fact Prog Rock itself- almost to the point that they appeared to purposely avoided it.

5) They acknowledged Classical (ie Concert Hall) music  -  while not plunging into the excesses of Symphonic Rock, they  incorporated techniques associated with classical music (notably Baroque)

6) They used "unusual" (for Rock Music) time signatures - as did Blondie, Cat Stevens, Keane, XTC, Sting...

While a check-list is a useful tool in assessing bands it is not the de-facto means for including all bands into the Archive - bands have been excluded that tick all the boxes while others have been admitted that tick none of them. Prog is as much as an aesthetic (but not image!) as it is a pure musical style, which is why we have these interesting and thought provoking debates and why we find it so difficult to produce a water-tight definition. Punk is easier, though clouded by Post-Punk which many see as being a synonymous or at least closely related term, but in reality is far more complex and eclectic - The Stranglers do not fit the Punk definition (and never have) but they do fall into the Post-Punk ethos in pushing the punk attitude beyond merely three chords. In that, they also fall into the looser definition of Art Rock - since post 1977 Art Rock also progressed and evolved beyond what it was recognised as being in the pre-Punk era in the same way that Symphonic Prog evolved into Neo Prog and all multitude of sub-subgenres we now accept as being Prog also evolved from earlier forms of Prog.

Not all Art Rock is Progressive Art Rock in the same way that not all Avant Garde is Progressive Avant Garde; not all Electric Folk Rock is Progressive Folk Rock; not all eclectic Rock is Progressive Eclectic Rock; not all Psychedelic Rock/Pop is Progressive Psyche Rock and not all Jazz/Rock Fusion is Progressive JR/F. A number of Art Rock bands have been excluded from the PA, some of them have been included in Prog Related (Queen, 10cc, Japan etc.) others are still being argued about (XTC, Talking Heads, Sparks, Magazine etc)

For the record, as a voting member of both teams that have rejected The Stranglers for inclusion in the PA database, I voted "No" for Crossover since I do not see how The Stranglers could fit the definition, they were never a 100% Progressive Rock band, neither by musical style, nor by planned intent, and I voted "Yes"  for Progressive Related even though they were not influenced by Prog Rock, nor were they an influence on it, but I do hold however, that they "- Blend characteristics of Progressive Rock with mainstream elements creating a final product that despite not being part of the genre is evident that are close to Prog." - needless to say, I was out-voted on this single point - I accept that decision and will not labour it further.

So to summarise: In my opinion The Stranglers were Pub Rock/Baroque Rock/Art Rock, complex and "intelligent" but not wholly Progressive Rock.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 15 2009 at 09:08
Originally posted by russellk russellk wrote:

Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Originally posted by russellk russellk wrote:

Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Originally posted by russellk russellk wrote:

THE STRANGLERS are by no means classic prog, they are a progressive rock band and should be here.
 
 
They are a progressive rock band ??
 
Wow thats it then..its official.


Oh yeah, sorry, I'll add 'in my opinion' for the newbie who obviously hasn't been around the internetz long.

So it was your opinion that statement?

So The Stranglers aren't a Prog band?

Thank goodness for that. You had me worried there.


edit: no, that was naughty of me. I won't say that.

Friend, your mind works in interesting ways. We're a richer place for your input.

When my mind works at all.LOL


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 15 2009 at 09:21
Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Originally posted by BaldJean BaldJean wrote:

I only offered that solution because some people are of the opinion they are a punk band, even if I myself absolutely disagree, I gave a list of the criteria why they are a prog band,. Try the same and give a list of criteria why they are supposed to be a punk band. Mind you, I am speaking of musical criteria, not the image they themselves created on purpose to be commercially more successful.
Punk is by definition a music with very simple musical structures. The Stranglers, on the other hand, use real polyphony for many of their songs, which is a highly complicated structure. That criterion alone is enough to disqualify  them as a punk band, in my opinion.

I do not see how creating a new subgenre that they clearly do not fit into helps.

I have stated several times that:

1) They are not Punk and never where - I'm not even convinced their image was Punk either - it was purely a marketing ploy and one they entered into with all eight eyes wide open and not foisted upon them by the A&R execs at UA. The Guildford Stranglers came out of the Pub Rock scene of the mid 70s, which was the antithesis of Progressive Rock and eventually became the progenitor of the British Punk scene. Musically The Guildford Stranglers (later The Stranglers IV and finally The Stranglers) were not a perfect fit into that scene either, sounding nothing like typical Pub Rock bands like Brinsley Schwarz, Eddie & The Hot Rods, The 101er's or Nine Below Zero, they were part of the scene in the same way that Lindisfarne were part of the Charisma Prog scene without being Prog themselves. Rattus Norvegicus was a mixture of Pub Rock and pastiche/ersatz Punk - "Down In The Sewer" is a bit of an anomaly, it is a medley of four songs as a mini-concept, which is unusual, but not uncommon (in the post-punk era The Dammed and Siouxsie and The Banshees also did this).

1b) My opinion of The Stranglers music has never been swayed by their "image" - I judge music with my ears, not my eyes... Tongue
 
2) They produced themed and concept albums - I believe that Black and White and Dreamtime are themed albums and The Gospel According To The Meninblack and La Folie were concept albums. Many non-Prog artists produced concept albums before and after them.

3) They produced complex music - anyone with ears can hear this, but polyphony and counter-point is a feature of music composition, it is not unique to Progressive Rock and they were not the only band doing this outside the Prog pantheon.

4) They were eclectic - I believe all good music is in someway eclectic - any band that produces music strictly within one genre are little more than a tribute or revival band and will never be as good as "the original" - all forms of Popular music progresses and evolves in someway or other or else it stagnates and becomes stale. One key area of music that they do not appear to draw influence from is in fact Prog Rock itself- almost to the point that they appeared to purposely avoided it.

5) They acknowledged Classical (ie Concert Hall) music  -  while not plunging into the excesses of Symphonic Rock, they  incorporated techniques associated with classical music (notably Baroque)

6) They used "unusual" (for Rock Music) time signatures - as did Blondie, Cat Stevens, Keane, XTC, Sting...

While a check-list is a useful tool in assessing bands it is not the de-facto means for including all bands into the Archive - bands have been excluded that tick all the boxes while others have been admitted that tick none of them. Prog is as much as an aesthetic (but not image!) as it is a pure musical style, which is why we have these interesting and thought provoking debates and why we find it so difficult to produce a water-tight definition. Punk is easier, though clouded by Post-Punk which many see as being a synonymous or at least closely related term, but in reality is far more complex and eclectic - The Stranglers do not fit the Punk definition (and never have) but they do fall into the Post-Punk ethos in pushing the punk attitude beyond merely three chords. In that, they also fall into the looser definition of Art Rock - since post 1977 Art Rock also progressed and evolved beyond what it was recognised as being in the pre-Punk era in the same way that Symphonic Prog evolved into Neo Prog and all multitude of sub-subgenres we now accept as being Prog also evolved from earlier forms of Prog.

Not all Art Rock is Progressive Art Rock in the same way that not all Avant Garde is Progressive Avant Garde; not all Electric Folk Rock is Progressive Folk Rock; not all eclectic Rock is Progressive Eclectic Rock; not all Psychedelic Rock/Pop is Progressive Psyche Rock and not all Jazz/Rock Fusion is Progressive JR/F. A number of Art Rock bands have been excluded from the PA, some of them have been included in Prog Related (Queen, 10cc, Japan etc.) others are still being argued about (XTC, Talking Heads, Sparks, Magazine etc)

For the record, as a voting member of both teams that have rejected The Stranglers for inclusion in the PA database, I voted "No" for Crossover since I do not see how The Stranglers could fit the definition, they were never a 100% Progressive Rock band, neither by musical style, nor by planned intent, and I voted "Yes"  for Progressive Related even though they were not influenced by Prog Rock, nor were they an influence on it, but I do hold however, that they "- Blend characteristics of Progressive Rock with mainstream elements creating a final product that despite not being part of the genre is evident that are close to Prog." - needless to say, I was out-voted on this single point - I accept that decision and will not labour it further.

So to summarise: In my opinion The Stranglers were Pub Rock/Baroque Rock/Art Rock, complex and "intelligent" but not wholly Progressive Rock.

I totally agree with the marketing play, that's why I spoke of "image". the image a band has does not necessarily have to do with what a band really is.
I think your argument stands on feet of clay, Dean. what else is there to go by than musical criteria to judge a band? for someone who analyzes music nothing but these criteria should count. else we do have double standards, no matter what you say. of course they never planned to be a prog rock band, but by that criterion you have to exclude VdGG from the archives too. do you really want that?


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Originally posted by BaldJean BaldJean wrote:

I totally agree with the marketing play, that's why I spoke of "image". the image a band has does not necessarily have to do with what a band really is.
Since we both agree on this point (along with countless others who have said the same thing) we can now ignore it.
Originally posted by BaldJean BaldJean wrote:


I think your argument stands on feet of clay, Dean. what else is there to go by than musical criteria to judge a band? for someone who analyzes music nothing but these criteria should count. else we do have double standards, no matter what you say. of course they never planned to be a prog rock band, but by that criterion you have to exclude VdGG from the archives too. do you really want that?
Clay is good if fired at the right temperature (ie in the heat of debate).Wink
 
Musical criteria is the sole factor here - Having characteristics of Progressive Rock blended with Mainstream elements can be either Crossover or Prog Related - I think Prog Related fitted best since the balance tipped away from prog towards mainstream. It is not possible to place The Stranglers in any other exisiting PA subgenres, there are no similar bands on the archive to compare them too - if they were borderline in any way then other subgenres would have a valid claim. Most Crossover artists could arguably fit into another PA subgenre if they were slightly less "mainstream" - if the Stranglers were slightly less mainstream I still don't see them fitting Crossover.
 
The VdGG point a shade irrelevant since Prog Rock was an still an emergent genre when VdGG were at their peak - The Stranglers first album was recorded when Prog Rock was on the wane. The Stranglers chose not to be Prog, VdGG did not have that choice to make - it is impossible to claim that Plague of Lighthouse Keepers is anything other than Prog even if they never planned to be Prog in 1971 - you could make the same argument for King Crimson, who have also claimed not to be a Prog band.
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 15 2009 at 10:03
I'd love someone from here to go up to The Stranglers and tell them they are a Prog Rock band. I suspect that after laughing heartily they'd probably say patronisingly that if it gets them more exposure they'd happily be described as "anything".

I've been listening to Prog for around 37 yrs now and the Stranglers for about 32. If they are a Prog Rock band then I am an alien. However if a convincing argument is given and enough people support it then it doesnt matter what I think and they should be added. If there is no real support for their admission then people should accept it.




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Originally posted by BaldJean BaldJean wrote:

if someone tries to invent a mixer and comes up with a hair dryer instead I will call it a hair dryer, whatever his intentions were and even if there is a strange rotating piece somewhere that looks ill-fitted


the more discerning consumers might  murmur " it's quite obviously a mixer, they must think we are stupid" Wink
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Originally posted by Tony R Tony R wrote:

Originally posted by BaldJean BaldJean wrote:

if someone tries to invent a mixer and comes up with a hair dryer instead I will call it a hair dryer, whatever his intentions were and even if there is a strange rotating piece somewhere that looks ill-fitted


the more discerning consumers might  murmur " it's quite obviously a mixer, they must think we are stupid" Wink

And people may point and stare at you saying "Why IS that bald woman attempting to dry here head with a mixer?"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 15 2009 at 14:29
Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Originally posted by Tony R Tony R wrote:

Originally posted by BaldJean BaldJean wrote:

if someone tries to invent a mixer and comes up with a hair dryer instead I will call it a hair dryer, whatever his intentions were and even if there is a strange rotating piece somewhere that looks ill-fitted


the more discerning consumers might  murmur " it's quite obviously a mixer, they must think we are stupid" Wink

And people may point and stare at you saying "Why IS that bald woman attempting to dry here head with a mixer?"


This might be the greatest post in ProgArchives history.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 15 2009 at 16:41
Originally posted by Padraic Padraic wrote:

Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Originally posted by Tony R Tony R wrote:

Originally posted by BaldJean BaldJean wrote:

if someone tries to invent a mixer and comes up with a hair dryer instead I will call it a hair dryer, whatever his intentions were and even if there is a strange rotating piece somewhere that looks ill-fitted


the more discerning consumers might  murmur " it's quite obviously a mixer, they must think we are stupid" Wink

And people may point and stare at you saying "Why IS that bald woman attempting to dry here head with a mixer?"


This might be the greatest post in ProgArchives history.

I never said I would use the hair dryer LOL


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