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crimhead 
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 Posted: August 11 2009 at 13:38 |
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Victory as spoken by Robert Duvall, playing Liemtemamt Colonel Bill Kilgore in Apocalypse Now smells of how the Bush/Cheney White house ran it's war or terror campaign.
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el dingo
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Posted: August 11 2009 at 17:23 |
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How the Bush/Cheney White house ran it's war or terror campaign smells like the fragrance popular with most wombats, moist plywood
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 11 2009 at 17:26 |
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The fragrance popular with most wombats, moist plywood, smells a bit like the other kind of beavers.
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el dingo
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Posted: August 11 2009 at 17:30 |
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The other kind of beavers smell like something hard to describe on a public* forum
* there are no spelling errors in this word and definitely not an extra 'l'.
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 11 2009 at 17:33 |
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Something hard to describe on a public forum smells like recent discoveries in the field of quantum mechanics.
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el dingo
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Posted: August 11 2009 at 17:35 |
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Recent discoveries in the field of quantum mechanics smells like a load of logarithmic nonsense that only a baboon could fully comprehend
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 11 2009 at 17:37 |
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A load of logarithmic nonsense that only a baboon could fully comprehend smells like theoretical calculations on horse statistics.
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el dingo
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Posted: August 11 2009 at 17:39 |
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Theoretical calculations on horse statistics smells like dollar bills rustling in the air as they fly into the bookie's already-bulging pocket
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 11 2009 at 17:41 |
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Dollar bills rustling in the air as they fly into the bookie's already-bulging pocket smells like the slow and painful death of yet another worthless bum.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: August 11 2009 at 22:28 |
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the slow and painful death of yet another worthless bum smells like interchangeable soulless corporate rock made by a bunch of pompous pretty-boys.
Edited by Neurotarkus - August 11 2009 at 22:28
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
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el dingo
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Posted: August 12 2009 at 02:59 |
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Interchangeable soulless corporate rock made by a bunch of pompous pretty-boys smells like the contents of the CD locker in a redneck's truck
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: August 12 2009 at 08:56 |
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the contents of the CD locker in a redneck's truck smells like beer.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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crimhead
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Posted: August 12 2009 at 13:33 |
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Beer smells of a bar room floor on a Saturday night after all the good ol boys have stuck out with what women are there at closing time just to go home and plop their asses in bed and cry themselves to sleep over their sad and miserable existences.
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 12 2009 at 13:45 |
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A bar room floor on a Saturday night after all the good ol boys have
stuck out with what women are there at closing time just to go home and
plop their asses in bed and cry themselves to sleep over their sad and
miserable existences smells like septuagenarian oak trees growing in a
polluted park close to the cemetery and right next to the crematorium
for domestic pets.
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crimhead
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Posted: August 12 2009 at 13:47 |
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A septuagenarian oak trees growing in a
polluted park close to the cemetery and right next to the crematorium
for domestic pets smells of a great spot for a dog to mark it's territory.
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 12 2009 at 13:51 |
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A great spot for a dog to mark it's territory smells like a section of
street where no one has yet pissed during the annual arts festival.
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crimhead
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Posted: August 12 2009 at 15:50 |
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A section of street where no one has yet pissed during the annual arts festival smells of a bunch of pretentous people getting together to one up the other on what they have acquired in life.
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el dingo
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Posted: August 12 2009 at 17:14 |
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A bunch of pretentous people getting together to one up the other on what they have acquired in life smells like the Conservative Party Annual Conference
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 12 2009 at 17:16 |
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The Conservative Party Annual Conference smells like endless supplies of potatoes and meatballs.
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progkidjoel
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Posted: August 12 2009 at 17:17 |
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Endless supplies of potatoes and meatballs smells like Fidel Castro's beard.
Edited by progkidjoel - August 12 2009 at 17:18
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