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el dingo
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Posted: June 12 2009 at 02:35 |
Why is the led on my caps lock button a sort of lime and limpid green colour?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: June 12 2009 at 21:05 |
Did you remember to change your oil?
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 14 2009 at 08:53 |
Can I change my oil to potato chips?
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: June 14 2009 at 18:58 |
How do your pour potato chips into your car?
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crimhead
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Posted: June 15 2009 at 13:00 |
Why can't I fly just by flapping my arms?
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The Runaway
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Posted: June 15 2009 at 13:02 |
Is it not a fact that you can't fly at all?
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el dingo
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Posted: June 15 2009 at 17:09 |
Tempus fugit, they say - but does it mean anything to those who don't understand Latin?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 15 2009 at 17:31 |
Can I, like, uh, question things here?
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el dingo
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Posted: June 15 2009 at 17:45 |
Surely there's no question about it?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: June 15 2009 at 18:53 |
When I put a ? on the end of my sentence, does that mean I'm asking a question?
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 15 2009 at 19:01 |
Oh yeah?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: June 15 2009 at 20:25 |
Can a school bus be used as a bomb shelter?
(methinx yes; http://thereifixedit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/tifi-alternativebombshelter.jpg)
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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el dingo
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Posted: June 16 2009 at 04:07 |
Danny's done this... Danny's done that... What am I expected to think of him?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 16 2009 at 17:09 |
If I leave the door open, will some rich, intelligent, attractive and fairly quiet girl eventually walk in?
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: June 16 2009 at 20:51 |
Are you talking about a cooler?
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el dingo
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Posted: June 17 2009 at 02:12 |
Why? I mean Why? Why? Why? Why does the Postman only ring once?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 17 2009 at 02:20 |
el dingo wrote:
Why? I mean Why? Why? Why? Why does the Postman only ring once? |
Because you go to the door too quickly?
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el dingo
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Posted: June 17 2009 at 02:23 |
Mrs Dingo says i do everything too quickly  - so maybe that is a possibility?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 17 2009 at 08:26 |
Why can't I run away from this battle?
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crimhead
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Posted: June 17 2009 at 09:34 |
Is air heavier than water?
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