.....or.......

^ Jellies -- I can likely out-swim them!

(As an evil kid, back on my island home, jellyfish were fun to bomb from the shore with rocks. Splat! Wow, now he's in four pieces!)

Nowadays, of course, I am a card-carrying, contributing, lifelong member of the Save the Jellyfish Fund.

Fokkers, or Messerschmidts

Ghosts... they're generally nicer.

The ocean or the lake ?

jiggajake wrote: lakes by a long shot your cuts dont sting anywhere near as bad, nor do your eyes, and your skin hasnt been eaten away at by the sodium chloride

How many times?

You need to provide an "either or" after answering the post!

 You are leading me on old boy!

surprise, surprise...I choose Fokkers:

War Museum Appeals for Help with Old Fokkers (They're German planes...for the benefit of Gdub)

Berlin: A museum with the world's largest selection of old Fokkers is to appeal to the public for assistance. The German museum has fallen on hard times and is threatened with having to sell some of its Fokkers off if the financial situation does not improve. Many of the 58 Fokkers in the museum have been given names by enthusiasts. These names include Mother, Father, Uncle, Stupid, Evil, Ben, Lazy and Pussy. "Mother" Fokker "Uncle" Fokker ' History of the Fokker The planes were named Fokker by the Germans as a psychological device to demoralise English people during the war. English children were regularly slapped when they said: "Mum, here comes another Fokker", or "The Fokker came over from that way", or "It was a fast Fokker and it came in from the East," or "Stop Fokking hitting me I'm telling you the Fokking truth, Mum."   Four candles or Fork handles ?

Yeah you beat me Reed Lover, but I didn't need to "research" my material over the internet. It helps to watch lots of history channel

gdub411 wrote: Yeah you beat me Reed Lover, but I didn't need to "research" my material over the internet. It helps to watch lots of history channel

speaking of the history channel do you think the alexander the great thing on this sunday will be any good, i just saw a lot of commercials for it and was interested.

jiggajake wrote: gdub411 wrote: Yeah you beat me Reed Lover, but I didn't need to "research" my material over the internet. It helps to watch lots of history channel speaking of the history channel do you think the alexander the great thing on this sunday will be any good, i just saw a lot of commercials for it and was interested.

Watch it if you get the chance. Everything on the History Channel is excellent. If you can ever catch the Barbarians again(they talk about the Vikings, Goths, Mongols and Huns) that was good fun. I could go on and on. If you get some of the premium History channels might I suggest History Timeline. I may have to catch the Alexander the Great one. He was gay by the way!

gdub411 wrote: I even wathched the History of Britain...they had this pomp, we're British so we're so cool, arrogant narrator that irritated the F##k out of me. It was okay but a bit long winded(those Brits are always full of hot air as well as full of .....)and it dragged. I believe it was like 8 hours long

Hope you know you are dissing Simon Scharma! His style is not arrogant just erudite.Far better Tv than the populist Sunday-Supplement fare on offer on the "History Channel"!

David Attenborough or Bob Saget?

You mean Admiral Lord Nelson or Field Marshall Wellington (subsequently Duke Of W and of course Prime Minister of GB)

Wellington of course all though Nelson was harmless enough!

David Attenborough BTW is probably the greatest broadcaster of the last 40 years.

Til Death us Do Part or All In The Family?

Isn't Til Death Us Do Part A weak imitation of Married with Children? Regardless..All in the Family was the greatest sitcom ever.

Barney or Moe(from the Simpsons)...by the way., I prefered your Homer avatar better.