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The Neck Romancer 
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 Posted: April 17 2012 at 11:41 |
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I don't like bacon as much as the internet expects me to.
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 17 2012 at 11:42 |
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I can't decide which bacon I like the best, Roger, Francis, Francis or Kevin.
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colorofmoney91
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Posted: April 17 2012 at 11:44 |
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Bacon is too fatty for me to enjoy.
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Failcore
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Posted: April 17 2012 at 11:45 |
 Polo wrote:
I don't like bacon as much as the internet expects me to. |
You have defied the collective. Watch your back. 
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A Person
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Posted: April 17 2012 at 11:45 |
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I don't like bacon much either.
I don't think I'd feel guilty about a dream since it was only a dream.
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Failcore
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Posted: April 17 2012 at 11:49 |
A Person wrote:
I don't like bacon much either.
I don't think I'd feel guilty about a dream since it was only a dream.
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It's less the dream I feel guilty about and more the fact I'm still thinking about her in an erotic way. I hate man parts sometimes.
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Icarium
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Posted: April 17 2012 at 11:49 |
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bacon is yummy
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 17 2012 at 11:50 |
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I'd probably feel guilty for having a grilfriend because I don't deserve one
butt why can't she see we're meant for each other?!
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A Person
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Posted: April 17 2012 at 11:52 |
Vompatti wrote:
I'd probably feel guilty for having a grilfriend because I don't deserve one |
Me too k
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colorofmoney91
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Posted: April 17 2012 at 11:54 |
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Girls are scary. Carly is nice though.
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Failcore
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Posted: April 17 2012 at 11:54 |
Vompatti wrote:
I'd probably feel guilty for having a grilfriend because I don't deserve one
butt why can't she see we're meant for each other?!
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Because she is not obsessing about you. You have to convince her k
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 17 2012 at 11:56 |
Deathrabbit wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
I'd probably feel guilty for having a grilfriend because I don't deserve one
butt why can't she see we're meant for each other?!
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Because she is not obsessing about you. You have to convince her k
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I can't because I'm not good enough for her.
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irrelevant
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Posted: April 17 2012 at 11:57 |
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The rind is the best.
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colorofmoney91
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Posted: April 17 2012 at 11:58 |
Vompatti wrote:
Deathrabbit wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
I'd probably feel guilty for having a grilfriend because I don't deserve one
butt why can't she see we're meant for each other?!
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Because she is not obsessing about you. You have to convince her k
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I can't because I'm not good enough for her.
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Just be like "yo, we're good friends and I respect you as such, but would you consider being my grilfiend?". If she says no then you can remain friends without it being weird.
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 17 2012 at 12:00 |
Butt I think it might alter our relationship for the worse k Also, she's had a bf in the past and probably still has one.
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The Neck Romancer
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Posted: April 17 2012 at 12:03 |
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Vomps don't do anything you'd probably end up quartering her up and baking her into a pie.
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colorofmoney91
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Posted: April 17 2012 at 12:05 |
Vompatti wrote:
Butt I think it might alter our relationship for the worse k
Also, she's had a bf in the past and probably still has one.
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Then you wait until they break up and she starts crying every day, then you give her hugs and make her food k
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Triceratopsoil
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Posted: April 17 2012 at 12:07 |
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Vomps don't do anything you'd probably end up quartering her up and baking her into a pie. |
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colorofmoney91
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Posted: April 17 2012 at 12:08 |
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I guess baking her into a pie would be an easy way to get her inside of you, if you know what I mean.
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 17 2012 at 12:08 |
colorofmoney91 wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
Butt I think it might alter our relationship for the worse k
Also, she's had a bf in the past and probably still has one.
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Then you wait until they break up and she starts crying every day, then you give her hugs and make her food k |
I wouldn't mind that k Butt I don't think she would cry in public, she probably stays at home when she feels like carp.
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