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Vompatti 
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 Posted: May 20 2009 at 16:02 |
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Did you know that wombats can pick up iron nails off the road with their magnetic powers?
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: May 20 2009 at 18:41 |
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How are we going to drive on the road now?
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el dingo
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Posted: May 21 2009 at 02:40 |
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Surely it's too dangerous to drive on the road?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 21 2009 at 02:58 |
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Then why would Paul McCartney let a baby drive his car?
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el dingo
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Posted: May 21 2009 at 03:59 |
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Did he ever let Heather Mills drive his car?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: May 21 2009 at 18:38 |
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Is that like driving through Pittsburgh in a downpour?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 21 2009 at 21:34 |
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Isn't Pittsburgh full of pirates and people who steal your stuff?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
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el dingo
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Posted: May 22 2009 at 02:34 |
Is London full of Beefeaters who eat gruyere cheese?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 22 2009 at 18:36 |
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Is London in Canadia?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: May 22 2009 at 18:46 |
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Wasn't London a bridge and then it fell down and the police came?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 22 2009 at 18:49 |
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Isn't Sting busy saving the rainforest?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: May 22 2009 at 22:09 |
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Saving it from what?
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el dingo
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Posted: May 23 2009 at 03:15 |
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A simultaneous attack from all the recently-created PA Tarkii?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 23 2009 at 21:44 |
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Shouldn't that be in Attack of the Tarkii? And isn't he saving the rainforest from evil lumberjacks who eat trees and convert it into mahogany desks?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
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el dingo
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Posted: May 24 2009 at 03:03 |
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Do mahogany trees grow in the rainforest?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 24 2009 at 13:13 |
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Is it politically correct to speak of ebony, mahogany and other trees that may or may not have a colour?
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el dingo
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Posted: May 25 2009 at 03:52 |
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Why do I buy catfood when I don't own a cat?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 26 2009 at 04:08 |
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Where can I get the kind of paper that is really long but fits in my sprinter?
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crimhead
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Posted: May 26 2009 at 12:43 |
 el dingo wrote:
Why do I buy catfood when I don't own a cat? |
Why is it when I buy cat food for my cats my g/f dog eats it?
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 26 2009 at 13:16 |
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What do Warren Ellis and Winona Ryder have in common?
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