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Jim Garten
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Posted: September 20 2006 at 03:24 |
Joren wrote:
There are silly pics of me out here - there's one with a silly hat, there's one on which I'm slightly high, there's one with golden curly thingies - but none with pigtails. |
I've said it before, and I'll say it again - I am certain there is also one of you somewhere playing sax & wearing a beret!
You can deny it all you want, young Jedi, but my research into the darker corners of this Archive continues apace... I shall find it, never fear.
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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JrKASperov
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Posted: September 20 2006 at 03:30 |
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Epic.
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Joren
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Posted: September 20 2006 at 04:05 |
heyitsthatguy wrote:
Joren wrote:
1. tr00
2. tr00
3. You missed unmasking the Thnikkaman!! 
4. isn't it about time to post a picture of yourself with your new four-stringed behemoth? 
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Here comes the THnikkamaaan!
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Joren
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Posted: September 20 2006 at 04:09 |
Jim Garten wrote:
Joren wrote:
There are silly pics of me out here - there's one with a silly hat, there's one on which I'm slightly high, there's one with golden curly thingies - but none with pigtails. |
I've said it before, and I'll say it again - I am certain there is also one of you somewhere playing sax & wearing a beret!
You can deny it all you want, young Jedi, but my research into the darker corners of this Archive continues apace... I shall find it, never fear.
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Why can't you just accept that you are mistaken?  I know of only a few photo's of me playing sax, and I never posted any of them - only the photo on my profile, where I don't actually play the sax. Moreover, I don't own a beret and I don't remember ever being on a photo wearing one. Let alone playing sax in the meantime. And, IF this photo excisted, why would I deny its excistence anyway? 
Edited by Joren - September 20 2006 at 04:13
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Joren
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Posted: September 20 2006 at 04:09 |
 @ JrK
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Jim Garten
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Posted: September 20 2006 at 07:10 |
Joren wrote:
Moreover, I don't own a beret and I don't remember ever being on a photo wearing one. Let alone playing sax in the meantime.And, IF this photo excisted, why would I deny its excistence anyway? |
Hmmm - beret denial, eh....?
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stonebeard
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Posted: September 20 2006 at 07:14 |
This is a game of cat and mouse, and Joren nearly has us in his paws!
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Jim Garten
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Posted: September 20 2006 at 07:48 |
+++cut to scene of padded cell+++
Jim Garten is curled in the foetal position by a wall - camera pans to door - close up of doctor's face
Doctor: Poor fellow, there's nothing we can do..
Doctor closes cell door quietly & walks away down long dark corridor - camera pans back to door & through peephole - close up of JG's face (expression manic, yet focussed)
Jim Garten: I'm not mad, I'm not mad, I'm not mad... he did post a photo with a sax & a beret... he DID! HE DID! HE DID!!!!! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
+++Snap cut to a Dutch garden+++
A figure can be seen by a small bonfire - camera approaches from the rear - the figure turns - it is Joren Van Ree
Joren: Foolish man, no such photograph exists... now.
Joren laughs quietly to himself, turns & walks away from camera whistling "Play That Funky Music White Boy" - rain begins to fall - camera turns back to bonfire, on which can be seen the remains of computer discs, and a smouldering photograph which the rain prevents from burning - a breeze picks up and blows the photograph into the distance, scorched, but still clear
Fade to black
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Peter
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Posted: September 20 2006 at 09:02 |
^ Jim, you silly sausage!
Though you've "lost it," you've still got it! 
Despite the fact that little Joren spells " exist" like an American schoolboy, I will come to his defense by saying that I recall no such saxy photo of him, either. 
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy.
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Falling Flower
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Posted: September 20 2006 at 09:42 |
Yeah I am, on the left is my best friend.
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Joren
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Posted: September 20 2006 at 09:43 |
 @ Jim Peter: Don't be too hard on me! I was way too exited to spell "excist" the right way...
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Posted: September 20 2006 at 09:44 |
Falling Flower wrote:
Yeah I am, on the left is my best friend. | phew!!!!!
I mean...I realized that. 
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Joren
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Posted: September 20 2006 at 09:54 |
Falling Flower wrote:
Yeah I am, on the left is my best friend. |
Awwwww you don't have that pic anymore...  I'll just look at the one with the tongue again then.
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Joren
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Posted: September 20 2006 at 09:55 |
I assume this is you being tactful again? 
Edited by Joren - September 20 2006 at 09:56
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Posted: September 20 2006 at 09:59 |
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Falling Flower
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Posted: September 20 2006 at 10:23 |
That one?
Just took this one...looks like I could use a beauty sleep. 
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Ricochet
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Posted: September 20 2006 at 10:29 |
looking nice, metalmistress.
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Falling Flower
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Posted: September 20 2006 at 10:32 |
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Tool makes the butterflies in my tumybox go woooooooosh
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Joren
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Posted: September 20 2006 at 11:55 |
But that's cute!  I'm melting right now...
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Joren
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Posted: September 20 2006 at 11:55 |
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