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dude

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Posted: April 07 2004 at 11:46

no, i think the MANS STUFF bit means theres life in the old boy yet!!!!

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Posted: April 07 2004 at 11:53

Right - time to bring out the big guns......

fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty, ner ner ner ner ner!!!!!!!! Yah Boo Shucks, you moose buggering, mountie mounting ("we always get our man" - yeah right!!), King Charles Spaniel fellating, er, er, er, Bum-Headed, ummmmmm, CORPULENT Crapulous, Colonial, erm, um,

I'm sure there's another insult beginning with C but I can't think of it just now

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrr......

BUGGER

OK, OK, Round one to you, Peter........

This is only the first battle, but for you, ze var will soon be over!!

I have no time for this just now, I'm just re-heating last year's bathwater for my annual wallow (you see, us Englishmen have a bath every year, whether we need it or not!!)

Hah! Result - I can wear my underpants for a 3rd year running (the rule being, if you hit them with a stick & they don't hit back, they're clean - and when they're dirty, you just turn them inside out & voila, a new pair!!).

Right, now if you'll excuse me, I'll just break the crust on the bathwater and relax....

........Mmmmmmmmmm - slimy!!!!!!!!

Jon Lord 1941 - 2012

Joren

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Posted: April 07 2004 at 12:12

I bet you also use your handkerchiefs till they BREAK?

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Posted: April 07 2004 at 12:41

Joren wrote:

I bet you also use your handkerchiefs till they BREAK?

That quote comes from the mouth of a TEENAGER, he'd know. Blimey Jim, you've got another one on yer tail!!! Nothing like bopping the ole Bishop after a twirl on the dance floor, eh wot?

M@X

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Posted: April 07 2004 at 12:56

THANK YOU ALL
for your kind words ... at the beginning of the THREAD

We are working hard for you guys and our works pays off when we read comments like thoses in this FORUM. WOW Thanks.

Our main mission is to create a dynamic community of prog maniac and I can say we already HAVE a GREAT and INTELLIGENT community. You guys RULES

Prog On !

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Posted: April 07 2004 at 13:09

MAX@ wrote:

THANK YOU ALL
for your kind words ... at the beginning of the THREAD

We are working hard for you guys and our works pays off when we read comments like thoses in this FORUM. WOW Thanks.

Our main mission is to create a dynamic community of prog maniac and I can say we already HAVE a GREAT and INTELLIGENT community. You guys RULES

We would love to have an INTELLIGENT community, but Jim, Peter and dude spoil it with their dirty language

M@X

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Posted: April 07 2004 at 14:14

... indeed

Prog On !

Stormcrow

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Posted: April 07 2004 at 18:07

Originally posted by Joren
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Joren
We would love to have an INTELLIGENT community, but Jim, Peter and dude spoil it with their dirty language

[/QUOTE wrote:

I haven't spoiled it yet? Damn. Hmmmm

Must. Learn. Some. Curse. Words.

Shucks. Poopy. Rat Fink.... Hmmmmm

A work in progress, I fear.

I haven't spoiled it yet? Damn. Hmmmm

Must. Learn. Some. Curse. Words.

Shucks. Poopy. Rat Fink.... Hmmmmm

A work in progress, I fear.

Glass-Prison View Drop Down

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Posted: April 07 2004 at 20:56

We're all insane to some extent. some more than others, that should be evident. I like cheese. Do you like cheese?

Edited by Glass-Prison

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Posted: April 08 2004 at 03:02

Joren wrote:

I bet you also use your handkerchiefs till they BREAK?

What's a hankerchief?? Doesn't everyone use the curtains, then??

Jon Lord 1941 - 2012

dude

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Posted: April 08 2004 at 05:58

WHATS A HANDKERCHEIF?

Joren

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Posted: April 08 2004 at 11:24

Glass-Prison wrote:

We're all insane to some extent. some more than others, that should be evident. I like cheese. Do you like cheese?

Yeah, I'm a freak too, and I LOVE cheese!

Peter

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Posted: April 09 2004 at 00:33

Stormcrow wrote:

"Ah, Whales... they're so big and.... slick and.... flippery?

Ha! Good one! LOL

And golly gee, if I've done anything to corrupt Joren, I didn't mean muffin by it.

Ha, I say! LOL

As to a proper, damned good flogging, I don't think whales in general deserve that. Seals either, for that matter. In fact when taking pinnipeds and marine mammals in general into consideration, only dolphins deserve such a fate."

LOL Yeah, those dolphins are so smug and self-satisfied, always grinning like they've got something on you! Still, I say: Nuke the whales! Nuke

We'll use their oil to power big, post apocalyptic, Mad-Maxian dirt bikes! Thumbs Up

Edited by Peter Rideout

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

Stormcrow

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Posted: April 09 2004 at 15:35

Peter Rideout wrote:

Still, I say: Nuke the whales! Nuke

Peter. Peter. Peter.

SAVE the whales!....

And trade them for valuable prizes!

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Posted: April 09 2004 at 15:41

Yes, for their oil. That's precisely my point!

(Edit: Whoops, didn't see the last line of your post, at first, Storm.

Please, don't put your "punchline" too far down -- too easy to miss!)

Edited by Peter Rideout

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

Peter

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Posted: May 11 2004 at 01:57

Speaking of almost free rein, remember this offensive (well, I tried to offend Jim) thread?

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

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Posted: May 11 2004 at 03:14

I've been saving whales for many years - the problem is, my garage is now full, and the environmental health authority are complaining; must find a way of disposing of approximately 37 tonnes of rotting whale blubber - even MacDonalds say they have enough of my 'chef's special sauce' to be going on with.

There is nothing for it - I'll just have to pack them all into my private Hercules transport plane (why I ever bought an aircraft specifically for transporting a mythical Greek character, I'll never know), fly it all across the Pond, and (you know what's coming, don't you, Peter?) arrange a little aerial redecoration of my favorite 6'3", 210lb English Professor's domicile....

Little hint, Peter - close your windows this Saturday!

By the way - never fear, Dude, there will be plenty of fuel left for me to get to that little patch of floating desert you call home & dispose of the entrails...... DON'T look up on Sunday morning, that's all I'm saying.

Edited by Jim Garten

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