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Peter
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Joined: January 31 2004
Location: Canada
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Points: 9669
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Posted: November 05 2004 at 13:42 |
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy.
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Velvetclown
Forum Senior Member
Joined: February 13 2004
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Points: 8548
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Posted: November 05 2004 at 14:10 |
Bamboozled by love
I said she fooled around too long
Now I am mad and gettin' meaner
I am here and she is gone
And the reason you have not seen her
She is underneath the lawn
I know she's underneath the lawn, lawn, lawn
Now look I ain't the type for beggin'
Now I ain't the type to plead
If she don't change those evil ways
I'm gonna make her bleed
She can scream and she can holler
Bang her head all along the wall
If she don't give me what I want
She gonna have no head at all
This message was sponsored by THE MEEK DANBOS OF AMERICA.
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Dan Bobrowski
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Joined: February 02 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 5243
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Posted: November 05 2004 at 14:15 |
Ooops, Meant soap... It's hard to type with one hand, what with all thsoe thoughts of Oil and stuff...
Here one fer ya:
One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed.
He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said, "Did you like what you saw?" Mike said "Yes I did." She said, Well you can get more than that but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about this financial situation and said, "O.K." She said, "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work then." Mike said, "I'll see you then."
The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.
Later, Terry came home and asked, "Has Mike been over here today" She said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he did." Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you.
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Peter
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Joined: January 31 2004
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 9669
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Posted: November 05 2004 at 14:49 |
Ha! Good one, DB!
The aforementioned oatmeal will be good for Mariah's backside psoriasis, too.
Mariahsis?
(Hmmmm.... "irritating, scaly, flaky..." Yep! That's her all right!)
Edited by Peter Rideout
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy.
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The Prognaut
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 14 2004
Location: Somewhere Else
Status: Offline
Points: 1492
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Posted: November 06 2004 at 01:14 |
sigod wrote:
There are TWO sons of God on the poll!!!!
I see a holy war coming....
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Strangely how, I recall procreating no spawns at all. Definitely, not sons of mine
And so, in that order of ideas, "Pompous Idiot" would fill in the blanks for me here...
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break the circle
reset my head
wake the sleepwalker
and i'll wake the dead
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Velvetclown
Forum Senior Member
Joined: February 13 2004
Status: Offline
Points: 8548
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Posted: November 08 2004 at 11:47 |
Mariahsis? She´s got a Sis ?????????
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Dan Bobrowski
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Joined: February 02 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 5243
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Posted: November 08 2004 at 13:25 |
Here she comes....
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StarvingArtyst
Forum Groupie
Joined: November 10 2004
Status: Offline
Points: 71
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Posted: November 19 2004 at 16:11 |
I'm an alien, but I've got good company: Frank Zappa and Steve Vai.
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Joren
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Joined: February 07 2004
Location: Netherlands
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Points: 6667
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Posted: November 19 2004 at 17:20 |
"Alien" was as close as I could get to "FREAK."
Strange that that isn't an option though...
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Sweetnighter
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 24 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 1298
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Posted: November 21 2004 at 17:04 |
my word
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I bleed coffee. When I don't drink coffee, my veins run dry, and I shrivel up and die.
"Banco Del Mutuo Soccorso? Is that like the bank of Italian soccer death or something?" -my girlfriend
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sigod
Forum Senior Member
Joined: September 17 2004
Location: London
Status: Offline
Points: 2779
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Posted: November 22 2004 at 05:18 |
landberkdoten wrote:
sigod wrote:
There are TWO sons of God on the poll!!!!
I see a holy war coming....
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Strangely how, I recall procreating no spawns at all. Definitely, not sons of mine
And so, in that order of ideas, "Pompous Idiot" would fill in the blanks for me here...
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- Heh!
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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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