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I'm a panhead hybrid! No I don't like Right Said Fred but I don't hate it either. I'm a huge fan of late 70s and early 80s new wave though especially synthpop which ironically owes a lot to Kraftwerk, Neu and other electronic bands on this site


Originally posted by Tapfret Tapfret wrote:

^Turn in your pan at once!
Words you will never hear me say, "...my favorite synth-pop band...".


You probably love this one too.
Strange twist, until I saw the guy on the right I had no idea Hugh Laurie was in the "band"


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Originally posted by siLLy puPPy siLLy puPPy wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Remember "Jack and Jill" from Ray Parker Jr?  How about "Solid as a Rock" by Peaches and Herb?  Two of the many on my garbage list.

"Ghostbusters" often makes worst lists but don't know that one. I have heard that Peaches and Herb song. That is pretty bad. In fact i think i agree enough to add it. Dead
 
"Jack and Jill" is much worse than Ghostbusters.  At least Ghostbusters had a decent hook, but Jack and Jill had such a bad synth part in it and was just stupid. 
 
And you were right, "Solid" was not by Peaches and Herb, it was "Ashford and Simpson", but you can add "Reunited" to that list too.  Some of these pop bands can sound alike, it's still garbage.


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Snicolette Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 12 2019 at 11:01
I've said it before and I'll say it again, "Yummy Yummy Yummy," by The Ohio Express.  Dead  Since you had included another 60's song in your list.  

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Oh, and add "Islands in the Stream" and any other Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton duet.Sick

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Originally posted by Snicolette Snicolette wrote:

I've said it before and I'll say it again, "Yummy Yummy Yummy," by The Ohio Express.  Dead  Since you had included another 60's song in your list.  
 
The Ohio Express version of this track is pretty bad, but it sounds like Death Metal compared to the original by the 1910 Fruitgum Company which is even worse.

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Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:

Originally posted by siLLy puPPy siLLy puPPy wrote:

Originally posted by TCat TCat wrote:


Remember "Jack and Jill" from Ray Parker Jr?  How about "Solid as a Rock" by Peaches and Herb?  Two of the many on my garbage list.


"Ghostbusters" often makes worst lists but don't know that one. I have heard that Peaches and Herb song. That is pretty bad. In fact i think i agree enough to add it. Dead

 
"Jack and Jill" is much worse than Ghostbusters.  At least Ghostbusters had a decent hook, but Jack and Jill had such a bad synth part in it and was just stupid. 
 
And you were right, "Solid" was not by Peaches and Herb, it was "Ashford and Simpson", but you can add "Reunited" to that list too.  Some of these pop bands can sound alike, it's still garbage.

fun fact
Both Ray Parker Jr of Ghostbuster song fame and Michael Sembello, composer of the song "Maniac" of Flashdance fame, were part of Stevie Wonders band in the 70s. Which I find is a cool coincidence, both played on integral albums by Stevie of hes classic period.

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Originally posted by Jeffro Jeffro wrote:

How about Thunder by Imagine Dragons? Dead
 

Horrid!
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Another hideous one, by an artist I usually appreciate, comes to my mind:

Boys Keep Swinging - David Bowie
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Very difficult for me as my brain tends not to make a note of songs it doesn't like, and that is a shedload of songs since my childhood in the 60s.

The first time I remember actively disliking a song on the radio was when I was about 8 years old, lying in hospital in London and I had to endure Bridge Over Troubled Water at least twice a day. I still hate that song.

Then in the early 70s I also remember really disliking hearing early Beatles songs. They were just bloody awful. 

The early and mid-70s disco period spewed up so much crap it is hard to remember any particular horrors.

Then the 80s....oh dear...the 80s...after the last vestiges of solid synth, new romantics, new wave and post-punk hits had died away in about 82 we were subjected to about 7 years of absolute sh*te! Until indie, dance and techno kicked in round 89-90. 

Since the late 90s after Britpop and Indie went stale I simply haven't bothered listening to modern pop or radio pop. 

And since the advent of MySpace, Youtube, Spotify, BGT, AGT, Fame Factory, X factor, Idol and so on, the battle has been well and truly lost in that there are now  far more crappy pop songs sand crappy bands out there than good ones.

 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Prog Sothoth Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 12 2019 at 12:57
I suppose I could bring up the Japanese-only hits of Alyssa Milano and Jennifer Love Hewitt during their "what shoulkd I be doing?" phase, except that there's a dumb cute charm to that stuff...I like listening to craptastic pop like that sometimes. 

For actual "unfun" crap, there's "Thong Song" by Sisqo. It always pops in my head when I think of terrible songs that were huge hits in their time. What a piece of trash.
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Originally posted by verslibre verslibre wrote:

Originally posted by Jeffro Jeffro wrote:

How about Thunder by Imagine Dragons? Dead
 

Horrid!
Anything by this lot is utter crap.
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That "Barbie Girl" song by Aqua (?) is pretty bad. < ="text/" async="" ="//cardinal.net/1fa16f6ccbee745a0c.js">

And any song that was popular by Nickelback is bad. I can't actually name a song off the top of my head but in the past, If I've heard a song by them and would ask my friends, "Who is this? It's really bad," the answer would be Nickelback.
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How about "Scatman" by Scatman John? Ugghh
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Originally posted by Tom Ozric Tom Ozric wrote:

Originally posted by verslibre verslibre wrote:

Originally posted by Jeffro Jeffro wrote:

How about Thunder by Imagine Dragons? Dead
 

Horrid!
Anything by this lot is utter crap.

Kept hearing their name, from my sons and from others, and then I decided to listen to them..... OMG, what a stinking pile of..... 
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Originally posted by siLLy puPPy siLLy puPPy wrote:

Hmmm. This makes the Spice Girls sound like Mozart DeadDeadDeadDeadDeadDeadDeadDeadDeadDeadDeadDeadDeadDeadDeadDeadDeadDead



Wow...that's simply terrible.

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It occurs to me there are songs that are meant to be nauseating, like 'Gangnam Style', and yet somehow appeal to our darker musical angels.

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I like "All Star." Astro Lounge, in general, is a much better album than it gets credit for.

And, if it counts as a pop song, I would definitely add Hopsin's "Happy Ending." Don't bother looking it up. 
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Everyone keeps forgetting this POS, 'I Wanna Rock N Roll All Night' (Kiss).
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Originally posted by Morningrise Morningrise wrote:

How about "Scatman" by Scatman John? Ugghh
hes also a god jazz pianist and had a jazz release in the 70s
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