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I can control my esophagus and my bladder, but my rectum has a mind of its own.

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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52792	Posted: April 18 2016 at 07:20
	I can control my esophagus and my bladder, but my rectum has a mind of its own.
	---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions

progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52792	Posted: April 18 2016 at 07:20
	What were you doing all weekend? Pooping on stars?
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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52792	Posted: April 18 2016 at 07:22
	My stamp collection was forever altered when I crouched and emptied diarrhea on it.
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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52792	Posted: April 18 2016 at 07:22
	Feed me your zip code.
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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52792	Posted: April 18 2016 at 07:23
	Balloon turnballs.
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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52792	Posted: April 18 2016 at 07:24
	Hardship often prepares an ordinary person for a vacation in a Pizza Hut men's room.
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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52792	Posted: April 18 2016 at 07:26
	The moment you stop trying to slurp alphabet soup, is the moment your ancestors have migraines and discover jigsaw puzzle pieces bouncing around in their sinuses.
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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52792	Posted: April 18 2016 at 07:26
	Is it time to go out of business yet?
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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52792	Posted: April 18 2016 at 07:28
	When you come to a fork in the road, pick it up, take the spoon out of your pocket, lick it, and put it down.
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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52792	Posted: April 18 2016 at 07:29
	No matter how many times I think I have pie, my mind sees a toilet seat. When I sit on the toilet seat, I am served cake. All I have is a butter knife.
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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52792	Posted: April 18 2016 at 07:31
	When my nose gets compressed, I can see many bird nests for miles in all directions.
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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52792	Posted: April 18 2016 at 07:33
	Helen climbed the binding and found herself surrounded by added material codes.
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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52792	Posted: April 18 2016 at 07:45
	There is no sun without underpants.
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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52792	Posted: April 18 2016 at 07:46
	All I know is that I used to stick one arm in one pants leg and one leg in the other. It was interesting adding the belt.
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	Someday I feel like I was assembled with cabbage leaves.
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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52792	Posted: April 18 2016 at 07:48
	Can I have more lungs, please?
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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52792	Posted: April 18 2016 at 07:51
	Sir, direct your pants to come to me. Then I will reward them with a cheeseburger.
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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52792	Posted: April 18 2016 at 07:52
	Don't forget to save your dung before logging out.
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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52792	Posted: April 18 2016 at 07:54
	Homeowners get huge savings when they dip their intestines in balsamic vinegar.
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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52792	Posted: April 18 2016 at 07:56
	There isn't anything geometric about me, especially when my glasses get stuck in my anus.
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