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Worst than a Paper Mill: Gastric Zephyrs of Philadelphia
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 11 2015 at 14:53
Only zebras are allowed to wear this overcoat.
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Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 11 2015 at 15:14
The number of ascots are increasing, Governor.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 11 2015 at 16:38
I'm beginning to think y'all are just a figment of my imagination.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 11 2015 at 19:21
To my Dearest Pluto,

There are no planet police.  Call yourself whatever you want.

Faithfully yours,

Charon
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 11 2015 at 21:35
Brad's Pitts: The Secret Story of a Movie Star's Body Odor and How it Almost Ruined His Career
"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought."   -- John F. Kennedy
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 11 2015 at 21:40
^LOL

So sometimes I sip lime juice and hold it in my mouth until someone "makes me laugh."
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 11 2015 at 22:58
This pile of garbage is more special than that pile of garbage. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 11 2015 at 23:01
There is never a world without noodles.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 11 2015 at 23:26
Run with arrows in your eyes. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 11 2015 at 23:30
When someone says they're going to hog-tie you with your own intestines, don't stop to think.  Just run.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 11 2015 at 23:47
The scars of a brushed anus. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 11 2015 at 23:58
Pretty much everything was better when we had gorillas. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 12 2015 at 00:04
Why does everything have to be chocolate-covered?  I'd like something different.  Maybe some chicken wings coated in insect parts.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 12 2015 at 00:12
This chair is increasing the circumference of the Earth. 
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He has a nice voice but it doesn't spill my marmalade if you know what I mean. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 12 2015 at 00:27
I have a blue hat
It keeps me warm in winter
My gloves do that, too.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 12 2015 at 00:34
Garner the high praise of Egyptian carpet weavers. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 12 2015 at 00:40
Ways not to play the trombone #23: Fill it with gunpowder and play over open flame
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 12 2015 at 01:11
The door, the door, the door, the door, the door, the door. 
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