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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 53323
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Posted: February 11 2015 at 11:20 |
Worst than a Paper Mill: Gastric Zephyrs of Philadelphia
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 11 2015 at 14:53 |
Only zebras are allowed to wear this overcoat.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 11 2015 at 15:14 |
The number of ascots are increasing, Governor.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67460
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Posted: February 11 2015 at 16:38 |
I'm beginning to think y'all are just a figment of my imagination.
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Star_Song_Age_Less
Forum Senior Member
Joined: December 08 2014
Location: MA
Status: Offline
Points: 367
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Posted: February 11 2015 at 19:21 |
To my Dearest Pluto,
There are no planet police. Call yourself whatever you want.
Faithfully yours,
Charon
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https://www.facebook.com/JamieKernMusic
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65744
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Posted: February 11 2015 at 21:35 |
Brad's Pitts: The Secret Story of a Movie Star's Body Odor and How it Almost Ruined His Career
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Star_Song_Age_Less
Forum Senior Member
Joined: December 08 2014
Location: MA
Status: Offline
Points: 367
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Posted: February 11 2015 at 21:40 |
^  So sometimes I sip lime juice and hold it in my mouth until someone "makes me laugh."
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https://www.facebook.com/JamieKernMusic
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 11 2015 at 22:58 |
This pile of garbage is more special than that pile of garbage.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Star_Song_Age_Less
Forum Senior Member
Joined: December 08 2014
Location: MA
Status: Offline
Points: 367
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Posted: February 11 2015 at 23:01 |
There is never a world without noodles.
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https://www.facebook.com/JamieKernMusic
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 11 2015 at 23:26 |
Run with arrows in your eyes.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Star_Song_Age_Less
Forum Senior Member
Joined: December 08 2014
Location: MA
Status: Offline
Points: 367
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Posted: February 11 2015 at 23:30 |
When someone says they're going to hog-tie you with your own intestines, don't stop to think. Just run.
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https://www.facebook.com/JamieKernMusic
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 11 2015 at 23:47 |
The scars of a brushed anus.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 11 2015 at 23:58 |
Pretty much everything was better when we had gorillas.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Star_Song_Age_Less
Forum Senior Member
Joined: December 08 2014
Location: MA
Status: Offline
Points: 367
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Posted: February 12 2015 at 00:04 |
Why does everything have to be chocolate-covered? I'd like something different. Maybe some chicken wings coated in insect parts.
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https://www.facebook.com/JamieKernMusic
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 12 2015 at 00:12 |
This chair is increasing the circumference of the Earth.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 12 2015 at 00:26 |
He has a nice voice but it doesn't spill my marmalade if you know what I mean.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Star_Song_Age_Less
Forum Senior Member
Joined: December 08 2014
Location: MA
Status: Offline
Points: 367
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Posted: February 12 2015 at 00:27 |
I have a blue hat It keeps me warm in winter My gloves do that, too.
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https://www.facebook.com/JamieKernMusic
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 12 2015 at 00:34 |
Garner the high praise of Egyptian carpet weavers.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Star_Song_Age_Less
Forum Senior Member
Joined: December 08 2014
Location: MA
Status: Offline
Points: 367
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Posted: February 12 2015 at 00:40 |
Ways not to play the trombone #23: Fill it with gunpowder and play over open flame
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https://www.facebook.com/JamieKernMusic
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 12 2015 at 01:11 |
The door, the door, the door, the door, the door, the door.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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