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el dingo 
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 Posted: June 23 2009 at 02:55 |
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That time that i put my Relayer cd through the rinse cycle with my finch smells like one dead finch and one CD that smells of fablon, washing machines and over-rated Steve Howe solos
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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crimhead
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Posted: June 23 2009 at 10:40 |
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One dead finch and one CD that smells of fablon, washing machines and over-rated Steve Howe solo smells of a group picture at a Hanna Montana/Jonas Bros concert at the Iowa State fair in which the concert venue is situated next to the hog pens.
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el dingo
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Posted: June 23 2009 at 13:32 |
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A group picture at a Hanna Montana/Jonas Bros concert at the Iowa State fair in which the concert venue is situated next to the hog pens smells like a rancid turnip covered in blowflies and jellybeans
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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crimhead
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Posted: July 01 2009 at 12:41 |
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A rancid turnip covered in blowflies and jellybeans smells like something one would find at a redneck family reunion on the picnic table.
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 02 2009 at 13:45 |
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Something one would find at a redneck family reunion on the picnic table smells like a large dead animal, dirty vegetables and homemade beer in five huge coke bottles.
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St.Cleve Chronicle
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Posted: July 03 2009 at 03:36 |
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A large dead animal, dirty vegetables and homemade beer in five huge coke bottles smell
like Groucho Marx's basement.
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crimhead
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Posted: July 03 2009 at 12:27 |
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Groucho Marx's basement smells of a long gone and forgotten golden era of Hollywood that's been replaced by corporate greed,vice and Sean Hannity's scat stained underwear.
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el dingo
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Posted: July 03 2009 at 17:14 |
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A long gone and forgotten golden era of Hollywood that's been replaced by corporate greed,vice and Sean Hannity's scat stained underwear smells like the decrepit detritis that remains after an Emo-themed barbershop closes its doors for the last time
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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crimhead
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Posted: July 04 2009 at 11:48 |
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The decrepit detritis that remains after an Emo-themed barbershop closes its doors for the last time smells of a mosh pit at a Jonas Brothers concert after the opening band Insane Clown Posse walks off stage.
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 05 2009 at 08:52 |
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A mosh pit at a Jonas Brothers concert after the opening band Insane Clown Posse walks off stage smells like a Robert De Niro figurine that looks more like a young Martin Sheen.
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progkidjoel
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Posted: July 05 2009 at 10:04 |
Broken Dreams 
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 05 2009 at 10:13 |
Broken Dreams smells like a Korean cell phone with awkward key placement and much too complicated and illogical interface for someone who planned to use it primarily as a phone. 
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progkidjoel
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Posted: July 05 2009 at 10:17 |
 Vompatti wrote:
Broken Dreams smells like a Korean cell phone with awkward key placement and much too complicated and illogical interface for someone who planned to use it primarily as a phone.
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No way...
Broken Dreams are that smell you get when you wake up in the morning before school in year ten and realise you went to bed at 2 AM with full intentions of studying for you MATHS EXAM which is worth 45% of your grade, then realising that you didn't study and stayed up on youtube, MSN and PA for about 7 hours... Then you realise you have insanely bad morning breath and it physically hurts to pull yourself up from bed. Then you also rememeber that if you don't pass this test, you'll need to get an A next semester in order to make it into a decent maths class level for year 11 and 12 in order to succeed in life...
You know that smell?
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 05 2009 at 10:20 |
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Smells like I didn't bother to read your post in its entirety.
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progkidjoel
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Posted: July 05 2009 at 10:25 |
Smells like someone got out of the wrong side of the... Wombat hole? 
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 05 2009 at 10:39 |
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Smells like you know very well that the entrance a wombat chooses to use when exiting his burrow in the morning has nothing to
do with whether he'll be interested in reading lengthy and possibly wrong
descriptions of particular smells concerning broken dreams.
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progkidjoel
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Posted: July 05 2009 at 10:44 |
Smells like I am in a similiar position as a certain someone was, in not having the attention span and/or time to read what they consider to be a long passage of text
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 05 2009 at 10:48 |
Smells like too bad (for it was one brilliant passage).
Edited by Vompatti - July 05 2009 at 10:50
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progkidjoel
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Posted: July 05 2009 at 10:55 |
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Smells like you were correct about that passage and its supposed brilliance!
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 05 2009 at 11:04 |
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Smells like you're only flattering me because you think I have money.
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