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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: June 23 2011 at 13:15 |
How many monks can you stroke in 15 minutes?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65266
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Posted: June 23 2011 at 18:13 |
No Parole for Midwestern Polka
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: June 23 2011 at 19:01 |
Top tips #382: Wipe yourself with dead hamsters.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65266
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Posted: June 23 2011 at 19:30 |
Doomed Business Ventures #4 - The combination laptop/gas grill.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65266
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Posted: June 23 2011 at 23:07 |
Grandfathers For Ovaltine
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: June 24 2011 at 01:28 |
I was a filter, you were a hubcap.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65266
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Posted: June 24 2011 at 01:38 |
My Left Nut
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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67407
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Posted: June 24 2011 at 01:40 |
Less talk, more ooomph!
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: June 24 2011 at 03:11 |
Why would you want to be naked in that briar patch?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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irrelevant
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Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 13382
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Posted: June 24 2011 at 08:12 |
Contract your contacts to counteract cosy.
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11415
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Posted: June 24 2011 at 13:29 |
Kiss me you huge lumbering herbivore cutie you
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: June 24 2011 at 15:27 |
You can't fix it until I break it.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65266
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Posted: June 24 2011 at 19:49 |
Klug Leaverlilly
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: June 25 2011 at 00:40 |
Oh I'll shave that for a dollar.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11415
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Posted: June 25 2011 at 05:53 |
Kellog's famous Rice Crispies marketing phrase Crack Snapple and Pop was banned in Latvia due to the word 'Snapple' in Latvian denoting a circumcised elf.
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irrelevant
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Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 13382
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Posted: June 25 2011 at 11:01 |
Default stool.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: June 25 2011 at 14:05 |
There are soo many birds in your house.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11415
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Posted: June 25 2011 at 17:23 |
Guitarists who can play really fast are sometimes called shredders People who think really slow but type really fast are always called shredders
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65266
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Posted: June 25 2011 at 17:53 |
First he writes me a poison pen letter and a week later he asks me to email his sister in Tacoma.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: June 25 2011 at 19:05 |
14 knobs too many.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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