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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 08 2012 at 12:02
Another one:
 
Original text:

"Bet you don't have this."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Is the price."

My smile is stuck, I cannot go back to your Frownland.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 08 2012 at 12:28
I guess you really are what you eat.  Ermm

Original text:

"I like beer."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"If you are a beer "


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 08 2012 at 18:00

Original text:

"Go and sin no more"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Debt II"

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 08 2012 at 18:01

Original text:

"I leik chairs"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"President Hu?"

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 08 2012 at 18:02

Original text:

"omg hai"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Life Maria"

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 08 2012 at 18:09

Original text:

"I'm going to do a test. First I will translate this message. Then I will translate it with a question mark at the end and see if there's any differnce"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Function, namely the need to believe. Finally, don't forget to include the rubriqu, chest."

Original text:

"I'm going to do a test. First I will translate this message. Then I will translate it with a question mark at the end and see if there's any differnce?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Brands in the final issue of the need to send text messages, it is hot property?"

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2012 at 09:48
Porcupine Tree - In Absentia

Original text:

"One of the greatest example of neo-progressive rock by arguably the best in the business. Porcupine Tree have triumphed with their unique blend of soft acoustic melodica merged with heavy crunching killer guitar riffs. "

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Great guitar riff heavy stone died in the western part of that Committee could be detente melange Boucle du Baoulé people, including best sound for progressive bamhoz the Hedgehog. Tea Milodika"

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2012 at 09:50

Original text:

"Streets ahead of previous Porcupine Tree material and the best was yet to come following this album. But 'In Absentia' is an excellent way of being introduced to this important heavy prog band. They are complex in parts but never over excessive."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Old street tree Akanthochoiroy this album is still one of the best. Heavy metal, progressive rock, but this is important, because Thompson has the potential for great music. But in other parts of the plants. "


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2012 at 09:51

Original text:

"'Trains' is an excellent acoustically driven track that even sounds at one point like a train on a track, especially the ending. A lot of this track,and others, sound curiously like Pink Floyd meets Yes. There are undoubtedly huge influences"

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Ship, Gouvenans, he is short, the last train, 1 double celebration for all not time, is the standard. When Pink Floyd were not satisfied with the amount of two songs. Decisive will be"

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2012 at 09:54

Original text:

"prog archives is run by a bunch of well trained members of the community."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Members of ethnic minorities to education, full flow files."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2012 at 10:05
Lord have mercy. Transperfect completely mangles whatever you put in....
 
 

Original text:

""The sounds of the industry. This album is what I always envision when I people talk about Industrial music. Not Ministry, KMFDM, NIN, or Front Line Assembly, but something like this. This is a harsh album, but not in the same way as a Merzbow album. It isn't that it's extremely loud, but that it's just abrasive and very off-putting, much in the same as you'd rather not be around heavy equipment at a construction site. I'm really uncertain as to exactly what is going on that makes these sounds, and the best word I can come up with to describe the sounds, is machines. Theres all sorts of scratches and scrapes, and similar noise. These sounds also work very well with the concept behind this album, which is mainly about the atrocities committed on the Jews by the Nazis during WWII. This concept really changes how you listen to the "music" on this album, it really does reflect the horror of what happened in German concentration camps. This album truly captures what it set out to accomplish, a Symphony For A Genocide. I see this as an indispenseble piece of Prog Electronic/Industrial music. ""

...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

"Klnge Przemysu. Lbum I gz j humans konuan msica przemysowe. Kmmern voc KMFDM NIN nceki se Svre lbum L iindeki voc Merbov-Lbum gsterir. L extrmement bir bir l byk Lde dosdoru pi trs abstoend plutt I ms m przyj Dcrire fr mog Theres btn trler zadrani gratignures Hnliches Klnges alr trs odchodzeni angauje derrire whrend atrocits iindeki VVII flieen Ydach Nazi verndert idia tatschlich Lbum iindeki pyniecie msico tatschlich reflte voc Onlarn concentrao alemes przeraenie dowoeni lbum pogodziy sinfona Tatschlich I mіrn - lectronique Stck przemysowiec indispenseble Vavki msico. "

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2012 at 10:24

Good grief...

 

Original text:

"Van Der Graaf Generator"

...5 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

"The van of Horse-cloths Graaf gnrateur "

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Original text:

"Frank Zappa"

...5 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

"Watches with candid "

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Original text:

"Captain Beefheart"

...5 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

"Kapitn Beefheart "

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Original text:

"Pink Floyd"

...5 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

"Ditches Floyd "

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Original text:

"Yes"

...5 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

"S "

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Original text:

"The Moody Blues"

...5 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

"Sky blue glumness "

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Original text:

"Electric Light Orchestra"

...5 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

"Lger it orchestrates lectrique "

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2012 at 11:33

Original text:

"The Second Dream of the High-Tension Line Stepdown Transformer From the Four Dreams of China"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Many, many times in step 4, and transformers ht then the people's Republic of China dream."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2012 at 13:07

Original text:

"Hanashukketsu is a duo concisting of Alan (don't know his last name) and "Vompatti", two people I know from the fourms at Progarchives.com. The two have mixed together Vompatti's ambient industreal soundscapes with Alan's acoustic guitar work. Thier debut, titled "Ceramic Knives" has four untitled tracks on it. Each track seems to be better than the last. You woulden't really think the two styles would mix, but they work almot perfectly, creating a great ambient album. You should go listen. They have all the tracks free to listen to and download on thier Bandcamp and Sound Cloud. 4/5"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"For example, this function is Concisting 2, Hanashukkets, Vompatt (or interaction) G3 West Nile virus West Vompatt 2, e. Allen slideshow. Next Magazine, for all anonymous bit 4 tracks forever. It's hard to style Wouldent show better between Korg cloud MySpace lost album is the basis for 4-Cinquiem."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2012 at 13:15
From a Godley and Creme review I posted today:

"... it begins and ends with a slow, jazzy lament, and the middle of the song is a long procession of quick changes in volume, tempo, and style, giving the impression of someone going to sleep, having a weird chaotic dream, and then waking up again."

8 translations later, it becomes:

"... It begins and ends with a slow and shambolic sympathy and this song is in a rapidly changing and print volume, rhythm, style, bizarre and confusing, he woke up and went back to sleep after a treatment, because it was a very long time."
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 11 2012 at 01:01
wha?

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Original text:

"This album is very melodic and injects a decent amount of prog sigs and some intriguing passages of creativity. I have the live DVD and most of these songs appear on it so I am used to hearing these in a live format."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"A little bit of creativity and Mélodiqu together forever and one album, the value of the company to predict most of the tourist attractions. DVD format directly, and listen to some good music alive today."






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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 11 2012 at 01:05


Origin of Symmetry - Muse



"It is stunning how the drums are off kilter at times adding to the sense of madness and alienation. The fractured rhythms and metrical patterns are unburdened by lilting, shimmering keyboards and arresting low pitched guitars. "

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Aliénation, which sometimes differ from the sum of beautiful, small, add two rythmes keyboard playing. Access covers-guitar; Objectifs"






Edited by AtomicCrimsonRush - July 11 2012 at 01:06
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 11 2012 at 01:17
lol, from my review is Deathspell Omega's "Drought" 

Original text:

"DsO manage to show that oh my flying unicorn they can be loud."

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Leadership want to show you that I am a Unicorn can be very strong (DsO)."

There be dragons
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 16 2012 at 00:32

Original text:

"Eyeballs"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Smoking"

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 16 2012 at 10:28

Original text:

"The performance is amazing, but it would have been nice to have the available tools for DVD sound fully utilized. Although, by the same token, I suppose that sort of stubbornness helps to maintain the strength of the Magma sound"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The result is not very good with the format of the magma website development, but believe me, in the form of a dvd, make sure that the rules"

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