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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 24 2010 at 09:28
A seasoned witch could call you from the depths of your disgrace, and rearrange your liver to the solid mental grace LOL
"You must go beyond the limit of the limit of your limits!" - Mr. Doctor
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 24 2010 at 21:59

Dark shadows crept forward like a letterbox stuck in the sand reaching out to the lost souls it once cheriched and fed upon. Evil master doomfacewhoisactuallyquiteaniceperson reacted to this by pounding his fist into the table in a fit of anger and doing a victory dance similar to that of a loser.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 24 2010 at 22:44
Lyke hello guyz
would you like some fries?
i baked them in a stove
upon a potato i drove.. upon
to make these chips for you to eat
now thats some kindness that can't be beat
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 25 2010 at 09:55
Chicken & Chili
Chicken & Chili
Instead of Crispy Ducks this time
Instead of Crispy Ducks this time
Chicken & Chili
Chicken & Chili
Chicken & Chili
Chicken & Chili
OOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 26 2010 at 08:28
That's the chaotic harmony of the birds
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 26 2010 at 09:33
Crispy
                            Aromatic
                                                               DUCK!!!

How to live like...LIONS!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 26 2010 at 11:20
Massive Latin-American pythons consumed our supply of Twinkies.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 26 2010 at 11:22
Thomas Pynchon consumed our supply of Latin-American pythons.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 26 2010 at 12:40
Pythons, Pythons everywhere and not a pig to feed 'em.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 26 2010 at 14:21
So we'll feed em with...LIONS!


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 26 2010 at 16:16
I walk alone
I have no phone
I never moan
My horse is roan
 
I'm never ratty
My words aren't catty
I'm not quite batty
My name's Vompatti
It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 26 2010 at 16:17
WUUUUUUUUUUT?!

I do moan. Disapprove
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 26 2010 at 16:25
The amateur never beats the proBig smile
It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 26 2010 at 23:24
Go to the bathroom already, you swine of a child!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 27 2010 at 06:24
I've been to the bathroom, you chwine of a swild
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 27 2010 at 09:48
Well, we're not going to stop if you say you have to go.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 27 2010 at 12:35
Go, no stop, no go, no stop, no......oh hell just get on with it.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 27 2010 at 15:54
It's time to conquer Yugoslavia!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 27 2010 at 15:56
Been there, done that. Oh, and
STOP MAKING THAT BEEPING SOUND UNDER MY WINDOW, YOU FOOL!!!! Angry
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 27 2010 at 16:38
Sounds are the scents of the ear, while smells are the insights of the nose.
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