'Nations' Roleplay

June 2001!

Ireland assists South Africa in the invasion of Madagascar with weapons stolen from Britain and military assistance.

Edited by progkidjoel - October 02 2009 at 20:39

August 2011

Ireland sets its sights on NZ, and launches nuclear weapons on the capital!

October 2011, New Zealand calls upon traditional allies, Russia and Tajikistan to boycott potato imports from Ireland. The resulting Slavic famine causes widespread hatred of New Zealand Politicians, who have to resort to Dacha meetings with the respective Parties.

The subsequent agreement lifts the ban on Irish Potato exports, therein confirming alliances between the three nations. Ireland, scared sh*tless by Russia, decides not to attack NZ, but instead focus upon Papua New Guinea.

December 2011-

SA invades Angola and Zambia. Poor African nations fall like dominoes in the diamond-fueled SA assault. SA attempts to ally with China and Ireland against America, because they told SA to stop invading people. Mexico is used as a temporary base for SA forces in return for diamonds.


Edited by Neurotarkus - October 02 2009 at 20:55

January 2012

February 2012- Massive battles happen in Africa. SA pushes slowly but surely into DRC as US and SA forces skirmish in the Mexican skies, and we wait for Ireland and China to get over here. We agree to split US in 1/3rds; SA gets East, you decide the rest.

I'll do US too.

March 2012- SA takes Texas, US runs short for oil. DRC is near pacified, and, with nothing to stop them, SA runs over the rest of Africa in a mere month. Defense is strengthened further; nuclear weapons are stockpiled, but will not be used aggressively; only 1) for defense and 2) as a last resort.

US buys oil from Arabs, focuses attention on Portland.


Edited by Neurotarkus - October 02 2009 at 21:02

progkidjoel wrote: March 2012 Ireland takes claim to the west Coast of the USA, leaving the center for China. Full-scale invasions begin on the west coast of the US, with SA coming in from the east.

We come from the south, you from the east, and Chine from the west. Canada is hiding.

April 2012- US resisteance is heavy, minimal territorial gains are made. SA makes bundles of cash selling diamonda and African oil to everyone, starts throwing money at everything, including buying King Joel of Ireland a giant, solid gold carrot, because Emperor Neurtotarkus I was wasted at the time.


Edited by Neurotarkus - October 02 2009 at 21:05

June 2012- US forces take all former territory and even bully Canada into support. SA gets angry and takes Canada until further notice. SA invades Saudi Arabia (another SA lol) to cut off US oil supplies. SA attempts to infest US with Malaria from their massive eastern jungles, but Americans have no standing water. Foiled again, SA!


Edited by Neurotarkus - October 02 2009 at 21:10

July 2012

Ireland retreats to the shores of the homeland, their morale crushed by the military willpower of the USA.