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Points: 2970 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 17 2009 at 17:15
Vegitarkus is a passionate plant rights activist and founder of PETV
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Points: 7053 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 18 2009 at 00:54
Carnivortarkus is determined to hunt down Vegitarkus and eliminate it as a species
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Points: 2970 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 18 2009 at 15:30
Carnivotarkus would hunt Herbitarkus, and Herbitarkus wants to eat Vegitarkus, who uses the energy of Heliotarkus to feed itself unlike the lazy moochers higher up the Tarkus food chain.
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 18 2009 at 16:02
Pornotarkus bores other tarki to death with meaningless and repetitive adult entertainment.
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Points: 2970 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 18 2009 at 16:14
We need not get into the inner workings of rectotarkus...
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Points: 7053 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 19 2009 at 04:25
Fartotarkus is most unwelcome in the social circles of other species
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Points: 2970 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 19 2009 at 08:37
No one understands Cryptotarkus.
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Points: 66331 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 19 2009 at 08:57
Hunkotarkus is quite popular with the lady tarkii.
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Points: 24338 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 19 2009 at 09:55
Originally posted by rushfan4 rushfan4 wrote:

Hunkotarkus is quite popular with the lady tarkii.
 
Truly, but will he have enough in store to keep Nymphotarkus satisfied?
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Points: 7053 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 20 2009 at 02:20
Spearsotarkus should have stayed in The Micky Mouse Club
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Points: 2970 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 20 2009 at 15:22
Loltarkus is in ur interwebz stealin ur awesome prog epics
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Points: 7053 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 20 2009 at 17:48
La Tarkus Espanole is real hot at the ole Flamenco
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 08 2009 at 14:49
Eggeatertarkus eats eggs and can easily defeat Eggshelltarkus.
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Points: 2970 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 08 2009 at 15:33
Homotarkus lives in San Francisco and loves other Homotarkii.
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 08 2009 at 15:36
Politicallycorrecttarkus never speaks of Homotarki or other minoritytarki in fear of offending them.
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Points: 7053 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 08 2009 at 16:07
pctarkus (as the above is commonly known) derives great enjoyment through spoiling the fun of the other tarkii
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Points: 29630 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 08 2009 at 16:31
Anyone ever play Carmageddon?  How about the Electropedestrianb*****ddeathraytarkus?
Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Points: 2970 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 08 2009 at 22:02
ADDtarkus has trouble... hey look a chicken!
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Points: 7053 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 09 2009 at 13:50
Cojonestarkus... he really is the b*ll*cks
It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Points: 38 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 10 2009 at 17:46
jo-brotarkus has trouble deciding on a gender
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