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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 23 2009 at 17:37
Originally posted by BroSpence BroSpence wrote:

Girl: So, what music do you like to listen to?

Me: Your sweet voice.

Girl: (blushes) haha, why thank you.

Me: You got any gum?

 
Awww Smile
 
Cheesy, but very cute.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 23 2009 at 23:09
Originally posted by June June wrote:

Originally posted by BroSpence BroSpence wrote:

Girl: So, what music do you like to listen to?

Me: Your sweet voice.

Girl: (blushes) haha, why thank you.

Me: You got any gum?

 
Awww Smile
 
Cheesy, but very cute.

I thought it was just funny since I ask for gum.  
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2009 at 00:26
Girl: So, what music do you like to listen to?
 
Me: Well, last saturday I saw Del Castillo at Skipper's Smokehouse and next Friday I'm going to see John Wesley trio at Gasoline Alley, ever been there?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2009 at 00:35
ABBA,  You like Waterloo?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2009 at 03:37
I listen to music that pushes murder, drugs, free sex and suicide with the purpose of destroying country, home and education. Evil Smile
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2009 at 05:32
Originally posted by Toaster Mantis Toaster Mantis wrote:

I listen to music that pushes murder, drugs, free sex and suicide with the purpose of destroying country, home and education. Evil Smile


So most of the stuff in the "charts" then?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2009 at 08:05
Originally posted by BroSpence BroSpence wrote:

Originally posted by June June wrote:

Originally posted by BroSpence BroSpence wrote:

Girl: So, what music do you like to listen to?

Me: Your sweet voice.

Girl: (blushes) haha, why thank you.

Me: You got any gum?

 
Awww Smile
 
Cheesy, but very cute.

I thought it was just funny since I ask for gum.  
 
Smile Sounds more like a pick up line to me. Bound to get you a flattered laughter from whichever girl you try it on, I'm sure.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2009 at 10:34
Originally posted by NaturalScience NaturalScience wrote:

I just say "stuff that you've never heard of".  Almost no one follows up on this, because they actually don't care.


You'd be surprised...

A girl asked me that same question and I said:

Oh, lots of stuff that you've probably never heard of...

Try me...

Uh oh!

I also mentioned I liked some Japanese stuff, so I had to reel off a list of bands... she nodded and said she'd heard of some of them. LOL

I did once get a girl listening to some Porcupine Tree that'd I bought the same day I'd bumped into her (she was a friend of mine before anyhow) and well... she actually got to hear some of Deadwing before I did. LOL

Oh and she liked it.

I may give her my copy... because Deadwing is just... erm, not my thing.

Anyhow, to answer the question:

Girl: so what sort of music do you like?
Me: oh, a mix of stuff, mostly avant-garde and jazzy and a little bit of metal; but mostly stuff you've never heard of
Girl: oh right *puzzled look on her face*; any bands I may have heard of?
Me: Opeth
Girl: Oh I like them!

That usually works. LOLEmbarrassed

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Or, like Pat and some others:

Girl: so what music do you like?
Me: Theusz Hamtaahk mmmmmm Theusz Hamtaahk mmmmmmmmmmmmm Theusz Hamtaahk!
Girl: you're weird...
Me: Da Zeuhl Wortz Mekanik!
Girl: oh dear...

Final edit: the premise of this thread is sexist... a girl who loves prog may be asked what music they like from a guy too. Wink  Or perhaps you're gay, of course.


Edited by James - January 24 2009 at 10:45
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2009 at 11:13
Originally posted by James James wrote:


Final edit: the premise of this thread is sexist... a girl who loves prog may be asked what music they like from a guy too. Wink  Or perhaps you're gay, of course.
 
I'm just not funny, so I didn't bother writing an actual response for this thread... and so far, I've only counted 3 regular female members, so I don't think "sexist" applies here.
 
As far as I can tell, this place actually could very well be an all gay male forum... Tongue
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2009 at 11:16
I usually start with band names that most everyone has heard of. Then I move on to slightly obscure metal and avant-garde bands to confuse people.Evil Smile

Oh, and mentioning Magma is a great way to usually change the topic.LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2009 at 11:33
Nobody I know has heard of Magma though... not one.

Most people know one Pink Floyd song.

Not that I am that into PF, mind you.

I have very few bands that I would say people have heard of... except maybe Opeth and Muse.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2009 at 11:35
Originally posted by June June wrote:

Originally posted by James James wrote:


Final edit: the premise of this thread is sexist... a girl who loves prog may be asked what music they like from a guy too. Wink  Or perhaps you're gay, of course.
 
I'm just not funny, so I didn't bother writing an actual response for this thread... and so far, I've only counted 3 regular female members, so I don't think "sexist" applies here.
 
As far as I can tell, this place actually could very well be an all gay male forum... Tongue


Nope.

Melissa is most definitely a girl.
So is Cleo (I forget her P.A. name)

And many of the guys here are married (to a female) and have children (of their own). Wink  Many are also in long-term relationships (with females). Wink

There's a few gay men on here but I find that gay men usually like Abba or Disco music. Confused
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2009 at 11:50
Originally posted by June June wrote:

 
As far as I can tell, this place actually could very well be an all gay male forum... Tongue


My wife would probably not be happy to hear that.  Wink
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2009 at 12:00
Originally posted by James James wrote:


There's a few gay men on here but I find that gay men usually like Abba or Disco music. Confused
 
This from the guy who was worried about being sexist? Shocked
 
Jeez, I have a lot of gay male friends and none of them like either.  
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2009 at 12:02
Originally posted by June June wrote:

Originally posted by James James wrote:


There's a few gay men on here but I find that gay men usually like Abba or Disco music. Confused
 
This from the guy who was worried about being sexist? Shocked
 
Jeez, I have a lot of gay male friends and none of them like either.  


I used to drink in a gay-orientated pub and they listened mostly to cheesy pop. Wink

I know a few gay men who like metal too, mind you.

Plus one of the biggest VdGG fans on P.A. is gay.


Edited by James - January 24 2009 at 12:02
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2009 at 12:24
Originally posted by James James wrote:

I know a few gay men who like metal too, mind you.


I've come across a few that not only like it, but also play it (Rob Halford rings a bell?)

As for the topic of this thread:

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2009 at 12:25
Originally posted by BroSpence BroSpence wrote:

Originally posted by June June wrote:

Originally posted by BroSpence BroSpence wrote:

Girl: So, what music do you like to listen to?

Me: Your sweet voice.

Girl: (blushes) haha, why thank you.

Me: You got any gum?

 
Awww Smile
 
Cheesy, but very cute.

I thought it was just funny since I ask for gum.  


Are you asking for some chewing gum or is this an 80 year old lady that has lost all of her teeth, thus leaving her with only gum and you are asking for a gumjob?
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2009 at 17:49
depending on the situation, i generally just say rock, jazz and Frank Zappa.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2009 at 18:23
My tastes seem to be that of an average white male with bipolar depression and a midlife crisis - which is partially true anyhow. I actually once said something to this effect, but the girl wasn't sure whether I was kidding or not. Then again, neither was I. Confused
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