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Shakespeare
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 19:50 |
Because I like disregarding the man. Again with the evil laughter.
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Leningrad
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 19:50 |
Now completely swarmed by hornets and flying beetles, I flail my arms wildly and stop, drop and roll.
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rileydog22
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 19:52 |
I resume my laughter. Then I whip out a saxamaphone and go Zorn on your asses.
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Leningrad
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 19:57 |
"You think that's impressive?" I boast contemptuously, ignorant to the biting insects that cover my person. I pull out a pink crayon and scribble an exact likeness of Peter Gabriel into one of the walls before running headfirst into my drawing and knocking myself unconscious.
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rileydog22
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:00 |
"A flower?" I ask in a dramatic fashion, then play the next three notes of Supper's Ready before quickly turning it into yet another avant garde Zorn-esque solo.
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Shakespeare
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:09 |
Meanwhile, I leave my drumset and tip-toe over to the hot chicks in the corner, observing it all, and sip my coke. Sticking a thumb beneath each suspender I elevate onto my toes and utter, "Golly it's noisy in here!"
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rileydog22
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:10 |
The females in question see you and Dylan and scamper away in disgust. I order you back to your kit.
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Leningrad
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:12 |
Following my odd habit of becoming conscious quickly, I wake up and walk over to Josh's drumset before sitting behind the kit and playing as though I am posessed by Jaki Liebezeit.
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rileydog22
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:13 |
I quickly call Josh to come over here and replace me as prompter as I pick up my bass and begin grooving with Jaki...er...I mean Dylan.
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Dim
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:15 |
In an attempt to silence Jake once and for all, I throw a ninja throwing star towards his bass.
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rileydog22
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:15 |
I quickly dodge it and order Ian to GTFO immediately.
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Shakespeare
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:17 |
But, in a dramatic attempt to show my discontent with following orders, I instead just run in small circles, flailing my arms, shouting Stevie Nicks songs and throwing those Japanese ninja stars at all the musicians in the room who have yet to participate. One hits the Valkyrie carrying laplace's corpse to Valhalla.
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Shakespeare
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:17 |
schizoid_man77 wrote:
In an attempt to silence Jake once and for all, I throw a ninja throwing star towards his bass. |
What. The. f**k.
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rileydog22
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:18 |
While playing bass with only my left hand (I've got strong left-hand muscles from, well, you know.....), I lift up the "Stop running around in circles and start prompting" card.
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Leningrad
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:18 |
I hurl a drumstick at Josh for not talking in the present tense.
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Dim
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:19 |
I help Dylan
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Shakespeare
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:21 |
It went straight into my right eye and stuck straight out. It moved with my eye movement. I felt no pain, but instead I continued to use the past tense. Again, evil laughing.
I also ripped out Ian's neck for looking into the future and steeling my idea of the ninja stars. Now the blood is everywhere in the room, and I find the "Caution, Wet" sign in Jake's pile and set it up at the entrance.
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Leningrad
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:22 |
Presently lacking drumsticks, I grow bored of sitting behind the kit doing nothing and begin to crow like a rooster. My voice cracks and I collapse into a coughing fit.
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Dim
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:23 |
Quickly, I found Dylans knitting kit, and sew myself back together.
Now I go over to the hammond organ and rape it Emerson style, while watch Laplaces boddy sit and rot.
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Shakespeare
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:24 |
I start to attack Jake by standing next to him and moving my eyes very rapidly so that the drumstick smacks him across the face. Evil laughing.
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