Oddest place you've ever woken up

Tony R wrote: I once woke up stuck to the pavement in the middle of an housing estate after passing out on my home from a party. I was lucky to be alive as it was mid-winter and the side of my face had actually frozen onto the pavement. I had a ridiculous red patch on my face for a few weeks...

Sounds painful Tony, but very, very funny!

In a bathtub at my friends house.

treads lightly in this one.... some skeletons are best left dead and buried ahahhahah


will never forget the morning after my 24th birthday.  I awoke in a trash container after a few too many after a particullary celebratory birthday party where I was given a standing ovation by over 300 people in this Irish bar after a great Karaoke rendition of 'You make me Feel (like a Natural Woman) 


oh the days of youth....

sleeper wrote: micky wrote: treads lightly in this one.... some skeletons are best left dead and buried ahahhahah will never forget the morning after my 24th birthday.  I awoke in a trash container after a few too many after a particullary celebratory birthday party where I was given a standing ovation by over 300 people in this Irish bar after a great Karaoke rendition of 'You make me Feel (like a Natural Woman)  oh the days of youth....   Almost wish I had seen that

ahhahahha   oh it get even better....  I went into it with a typical micky attitude... what the hell.. its not like I'll ever see any of these people again... well... that morning after I pulled myself out of the dumpster... no one ever fessed up to dropping me off in there... I headed straight for the chow  hall.. looking like death warmed over.. I'm ready  to scan my meal card when the cashier looks at me funny... smiles. and starts singing.... YOU make me FEEEEELLL...  YOU make me FEEEELLL.. Like a natural woman.... woman.....  I felt like a could have puked on the spot hahahha.. it actually was a good imitation ..... completely off key and he even had the stagger I had.. having had to hold on to the mic stand to stand upright...  I couldn't even keep up with the words as they were highlited as you were supposed to sing them.....   a classic micky moment.. 

Next to Tony R.

The night I graduated from high school after a party date with my girlfriend. 

Edited by ClemofNazareth - August 30 2006 at 00:14

I was going to the movies 3 weeks after arriving home from the Gulf War and woke up in the Maryland Shock Trauma Center(car accident,hit head on by a underage drunk driver).

That was pretty unusual..and very disorienting.

TheProgtologist wrote: darksinger wrote: 1. waking up at every intersection when driving to rowan university (then glassboro state college)-no, i was not drunk 2. being woke up by a cop on more than one occassion because i pulled over in my car to sleep after working a grave shift in atlantic city 3. under a table at a friend's house on new year's day. no, i was not drunk, but everybody else was...i did not want to get stepped on or puked on, so i slept under the table 4. being woke up by my dad in the middle of nowhere in cumberland county after i had pulled off of the road to sleep after working a grave shift in atlantic city 5. in the bathtub 6. on a picnic table Cumberland County in Maryland?

i miss alot of waking up in mysteriously strange places because i don't drink and when i do, i usually fall asleep before i get so intoxicated that i would do something that would cause me to wake up in the middle of a corn field with panties on my head and painted from head to foot with orange paint or something like that

On my birthday a few years back, I woke up in mid-air as I was being thrown in a relative's swimming pool.  Needless to say I felt a brief moment of panic...