Salute to Jaymz Lee

I think I'll concede- the thought of that curry (and chutney with anything!) is enough to break my spirit, if not my wind

or, to put it more dramatically:

"All right, Garten," he sneered, twirling his black moustache, "you have taken this round...but someday my greatest invention (a three bean casserole with salsa diablo) will be ready, and I shall rule the world! Muahhahahaha!"

James Lee wrote: "All right, Garten," he sneered, twirling his black moustache, "you have taken this round...but someday my greatest invention (a three bean casserole with salsa diablo) will be ready, and I shall rule the world! Muahhahahaha!"

Oh dear, is that the best you can come up with - you obviously haven't heard of my infamous badger biriani with broccoli bhajis (plus a healthy side dish of my jalapeno surprise).

So the field of honour shall be bare tomorrow morn then.... 'tis a pity; I would have taken great pleasure in blowing your sorry ass back across the pond - the honour of Britain is safe (which is more than can be said for the air ).

Peter, Peter, no! Put that match out........