Joke

"Is that true?" the man asked Jethro the pig. "I had no idea you pigs were into prog too! Why haven't you told me about this earlier?"

A lady walked into a shoe shop,

"May I help you ma'am? I have shoes from all over the world"

because I have a very unordinary left foot;

"I can see that it's a little bigger than the right one, but if it really grows bigger every time you think about fresh fruit, the difference is surprisingly small. I guess you don't think about fresh fruit very often?" the manageress wondered.
"Oh no, that's not it", said the lady. "I think about fresh fruit almost all the time. It's just that when I don't think about fresh fruit, I think about green unicorns, and that's when my left foot becomes smaller."
"You say you only think about fresh fruit and green unicorns, but you must have thought about shoes when you came here, right?"
"Not really. I'm not sure what I'm doing here anyway", the lady said and left the shop.
When she had left, a priest and a rabbi entered the shoe shop. The priest had a basket full of fresh fruit and the rabbi was riding a green unicorn.


Edited by Vompatti - August 10 2006 at 16:18

but Bob's mouth was too small,

The Unicorn then started to wear frilly dresses which

"Dang," said Bob

"Oh, when will this joke ever end?" cried the unicorn.