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JJLehto 
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 Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:16 |
Original text: "Just like a thousand words, they aren't all beautiful. " ...10 translations later we get: "Thousands of words are beautiful."
heh
Apparently they are all beautiful! 
Edited by JJLehto - March 04 2011 at 14:17
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SaltyJon
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:17 |
Vomps, I think it translated it from a released Captain Beefheart song to a song he never got around to recording. 
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:18 |
Fourteenth Ellen Page 
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SaltyJon
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:19 |
Original text: "Christian
Vander and Yoshida Tatsuya are incredible drummers/composers. Philippe
Bussonnet and Sasaki Hisashi are amazing bassists. " ...56 translations later we get: "Yosh kurisutshanbanda tatsumi, Drums, Musicians, though rareli, much buzau Sasaki member of the baath."
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Vompatti
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:20 |
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A Person
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:20 |
"I am bored out of mind." ...56 translations later we get: "I am sad and angry."
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:20 |
"Charlie Sheen is a c**t" ...56 translations later we get: "Charlie management svikeyoy."
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JJLehto
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:22 |
Original text: "Ellen is cute but I would feel weird having sex with her, she always looks 14 years old! " ...10 translations later we get: "Allen, nice, but I have a strange feeling, it seems that it is always 14 years!" LOL Ellen becomes Allen apparently!
Original text: "Ellen is cute but I would feel weird having sex with her, she always looks 14 years old! " ...56 translations later we get: "Allen was in March But I felt that 14 of these are great!"
Impressive
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:23 |
 James wrote:
"Twelfth Ellen Page" ...56 translations later we get: "Allen."
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Did you not see this, Brian?
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JJLehto
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:24 |
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Obviously not James. And you know I almost never read back pages.
Hell I only did this time to find the translator site.
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Vompatti
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:25 |
Original text: "I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze." ...56 translations later we get: "The trees in the valley of the Great lakes jonkey clouds, I see the spirit of the dance."
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:26 |
"I need to go down the shop to see if the cute girl is working but I don't really need to buy anything." ...56 translations later we get: "But the store to buy the wife a good job"
All right then.
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SaltyJon
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:26 |
Original text: "A squid eating dough from a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous...got me?" ...56 translations later we get: "Plastic bags for squid, too fast, inflation ... How?"
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JJLehto
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:26 |
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I like alot of these.
Good lyrics for an avant song.
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JJLehto
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:27 |
SaltyJon wrote:
Original text: "A squid eating dough from a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous...got me?" ...56 translations later we get: "Plastic bags for squid, too fast, inflation ... How?" |
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SaltyJon
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:28 |
James wrote:
"I need to go down the shop to see if the cute girl is working but I don't really need to buy anything." ...56 translations later we get: "But the store to buy the wife a good job"
All right then.
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Speaking of girls, then:
Original text: "I
ate a root beer float, then an orange cream float, then a Pepsi float,
all so I could talk to the girl in the dining commons three times that
day." ...56 translations later we get: "Black Ice, orange juice Pepsi, and I had a shower three times, I know."
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JJLehto
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:30 |
Original text: "Bad translator can't handle Captain Beefheart " ...56 translations later we get: "I do not know the players feel that the Armed forces. Kyaputenbifuhato."
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Vompatti
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:30 |
Original text: "What thoughts I have of you tonight, Walt Whitman, for I walked down the
streets under the trees with a headache self-conscious looking at the full moon." ...56 translations later we get: "Now, after an independent investigation of wood would Whitman, president of the imagination."
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Padraic
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:33 |
SaltyJon wrote:
James wrote:
"I need to go down the shop to see if the cute girl is working but I don't really need to buy anything." ...56 translations later we get: "But the store to buy the wife a good job"
All right then.
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Speaking of girls, then:
Original text: "I
ate a root beer float, then an orange cream float, then a Pepsi float,
all so I could talk to the girl in the dining commons three times that
day." ...56 translations later we get: "Black Ice, orange juice Pepsi, and I had a shower three times, I know."
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:33 |
"Wanna buy a grunt with a third party check
Standin' onna porch of the Lido Hotel
Floozies in the lobby love the way I sell:HOT MEAT
HOT RATS HOT ZITS HOT CHEST
HOT RITZ HOT ROOTS HOT SOOTS" ...56 translations later we get: "Hot Spot can mouse Mammary zoghbi zoghbi yama Leonard Grey Prostitutes in Korea and exporting can be hard to love."
Awesome.
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