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Man With Hat 
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 Posted: April 23 2017 at 22:45 |
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In this moment I am wandering through the kingdom without any pants
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 51893 |
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Posted: April 24 2017 at 07:56 |
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In this moment I am the first e-mail ever sent in the universe that contained an attached picture of a poop.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 24 2017 at 08:41 |
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In this moment I am a used condom in a heathrow airport bathroom
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Magnum Vaeltaja
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 01 2015 Location: Out East Status: Offline Points: 6777 |
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Posted: April 24 2017 at 09:02 |
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In this moment I am a fly that got in your sock.
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when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 24 2017 at 10:04 |
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In this moment I am Otto von Bismarck's last bowl of soup.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 24 2017 at 10:13 |
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In this moment I am a turning the handle on a large beached whale.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 24 2017 at 13:07 |
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In this moment I am driving through the car wash with all my windows down.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 24 2017 at 13:17 |
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In this moment I am a rain drop falling into the open mouth of a prepubescent girl in rural Idaho.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 25 2017 at 10:35 |
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In this moment I am a ballot box being unstuffed by Ford Frick.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Magnum Vaeltaja
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Posted: April 25 2017 at 10:56 |
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In this moment I am a majestic raven perched upon a granite outcrop.
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when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 25 2017 at 10:58 |
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In this moment I am a shaved carrot in the bottom of salad bowl.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Magnum Vaeltaja
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Posted: April 25 2017 at 21:10 |
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In this moment I am a dune buggy doing donuts in a Namibian parking lot.
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when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 25 2017 at 21:29 |
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In this moment I am three drops of saliva on the tip of dracula's tongue
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Magnum Vaeltaja
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Posted: April 25 2017 at 22:50 |
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In this moment I am a fresh-sliced peach.
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when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 26 2017 at 06:42 |
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In this moment I am a pool of old motor oil in a garage bay slowly inching my way towards a rotisserie chicken sub that's just sitting on the floor.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 26 2017 at 08:40 |
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In this moment I am the fall of troy
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Magnum Vaeltaja
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Posted: April 26 2017 at 09:18 |
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In this moment I am a thumbtack placed on the teacher's chair for comedic effect.
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when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 26 2017 at 10:07 |
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In this moment I am turning over a rock to find a diamond
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 26 2017 at 10:09 |
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In this moment I am regurgitating my cheesecake to feed a nest if high-tech bucket seats.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 26 2017 at 10:22 |
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In this moment I am 13 different flavors of chewing gum
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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