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Those aren't proper shoes. 
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I want to go home before we make it anywhere else. 
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Archibald Leach's Medicinal Leeches - 'Ours have suckers at both ends!'
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That shows you only know about rum. 
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It was one of her better anuses. 
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I fell backwards into blackness. 
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Unusual fortune cookie messages #39: "Warfare is a type of foreplay." 
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At tonight's gala, she's wearing ethically harvested bling


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If you float like that for too long, you will transform into a horny rhino.

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Greatest Hits of Greg, Track 225: "My Shirts Fit Better Backwards."

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The bread shelves, being mostly empty, left me no choice but the "Mixed Feed Bag and Apple Core" or the "100 Year Old Bird Nest" varieties to choose from. 

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Dumb people like to sweat. 
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It won't be Regina because she is barren. 
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My farm sink has wider buttons and a built-in answering machine.
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The porch lamp is now your new urine.
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In order to bring my intestines up to code, I need gypsum drywall and new wiring.
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It's a good day to watch octopus baseball.
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That's no way to lick an anus. 
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She knows the needle. 
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