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progaardvark
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Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
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Posted: February 14 2020 at 06:41 |
The last telephone will be wearing a vest.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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TCat
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Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
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Points: 11612
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Posted: February 14 2020 at 08:59 |
Gilligan's Island: The Next Generation Episode 14: Roy Hinkley III, PhD. builds a cell phone tower out of bamboo, but chaos ensues when Gilligan Jr. mistakes the cell phone for a slice of processed cheese.
Edited by TCat - February 14 2020 at 09:00
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TCat
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Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
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Points: 11612
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Posted: February 14 2020 at 09:03 |
Now showing at the Museum of Mediocrity: Rene Lamboiuex's Fart Collection celebrating the History of Flight with interactive display booths.
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
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Joined: June 14 2007
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Posted: February 14 2020 at 10:58 |
I can't get through the room because of turbulence.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
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Points: 52887
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Posted: February 14 2020 at 10:59 |
More and more kaiser rolls are leaving the city.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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TCat
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Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin
Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
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Points: 11612
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Posted: February 14 2020 at 13:45 |
Transportation by digestive system is not a reliable way of travelling from one destination to another, but it sure is cheaper.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 14 2020 at 14:08 |
Someone show me how to tie several balloons to the pet shop.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: February 14 2020 at 14:29 |
I heard myself say it but then everything went black.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Posted: February 15 2020 at 03:37 |
Well, this is one grave we can dance on for eons.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
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Posted: February 15 2020 at 03:55 |
Bad calendar ideas #80: Octogenarian Fishmongers
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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TCat
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Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
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Points: 11612
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Posted: February 15 2020 at 10:30 |
Nuclear weapons are dangerous to make, use, store and disarm, so we need a better solution. Why not substitute crab cakes?
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TCat
Special Collaborator
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Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
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Points: 11612
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Posted: February 15 2020 at 10:31 |
Oblong cluster smock.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: February 15 2020 at 14:01 |
I can't believe we still have a bag of cocaine after last night's colonoscopy.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11420
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Posted: February 15 2020 at 14:08 |
The brute forced password turned out to be.... password
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: February 15 2020 at 14:10 |
That's not a good place to plant the vegetation.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 15 2020 at 14:18 |
Cover the Bundt cake!
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7951
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Posted: February 15 2020 at 14:21 |
Drain away the content of this post.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: February 15 2020 at 15:27 |
There is a faint smell of old vagina in here.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 15 2020 at 15:40 |
A scullery maid's remains were found under the staircase.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7951
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Posted: February 15 2020 at 18:22 |
He delved into the restroom.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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