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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 30 2009 at 11:15
In this moment I think I'm in the wrong place.
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I drop pens out of an old army bag. The audience is at the edge of their seats.
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What audience? I thought this was a private jam. (I put my clothes on and feel slightly embarrassed.)
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I let the pressure get to me and have an accident I haven't had since I was six
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In this moment I pull Atavachron's foot out of the urinal.
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I put quarters inside a plastic bottle and put the bottle in a footlocker which I stuff full of waterfoul and then proceed to throw down a flight of stairs, while playing a classical concerto on a kazoo.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 27 2009 at 15:50
I tune my guitar into DADGAD and fart twenty times.
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I drop walnuts on a tin roof while turkeys run across a linoleum floor.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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In this moment I'm telling the voices in my head to stop telling me this is the wrong thread in this moment.
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I attach the vacuum tubes to a waterwheel while playing six violins with my feet.
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I pretend to scream in agony while strumming the blood spattered strings of my DDR made acoustic with a running hair dryer.
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Points: 166178 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 27 2009 at 17:33
I play 16 different tapes of 25 different bassoon auditions while attempting to stack bread pans in the shape of Panama.
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I pour water on various aluminium objects.
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I throw three fat women down the stairs.
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I throw one hamster in the air.
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I play a trumpet in a very sensual jazz style and yell 'kill kill kill' at the most appropiate times.
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I say "tomato".
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I turn a faucet off and on with the vibrations from my muted baritone saxophone.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 28 2009 at 18:19
I resurrect this thread.
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Points: 166178 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 28 2009 at 18:29
Damn, that is loud.
 
I play a prepared fiddle while playing a piano with my feet.
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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