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    Posted: February 24 2004 at 05:21
How's about a rogues gallery - members to upload piccies of themselves, warts 'n' all, so we can picture who we're disagreeing with..........

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Points: 1338 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 26 2004 at 08:12
MY GOD MAN!!ARN'T OUR CONTRIBUTIONS PUNISHEMENT ENOUGH!!!(still i am curious..........in a manly way of course!!!)
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Points: 9669 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 26 2004 at 14:38

 Jim & Dude: re my appearance, can you picture Brad Pitt?

Good.

Now, can you picture a pimple on Brad Pitt's ar*e?

Good.

That's what I look like, only uglier....Cry

(Sound of hump-backed, club-footed, halitosic, "Coke bottle" twin monocles-wearing, acne-riddled pathetic creature schlumping off to crawl back under his rock...)



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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Points: 14693 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 27 2004 at 02:56
You know Peter - this is uncanny......

That's exactly how I've always pictured you

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THATS WHAT I THOUGHT TOO(as my hugely muscled arm reaches for the health drink while my pert full breasted 20 year old  girlfreind massages my chiseled pecs and comments admirably on my enormous....................)

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I don't think I want to know what you guys look like. But I would like to know how old you are... I think I'm the youngest person here (17 years old)
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JOREN I: AM 36(hang on, i just have to get out of my wheelchair to get something ...and i beleive Alexander is 15 making him a hair younger than you) hope you dont mind talking to us old farts!!!(OOPS did i say farts, perhaps its "Flatulently Challenged"!!!)
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Originally posted by dude dude wrote:

JOREN I: AM 36(hang on, i just have to get out of my wheelchair to get something ...and i beleive Alexander is 15 making him a hair younger than you) hope you dont mind talking to us old farts!!!(OOPS did i say farts, perhaps its "Flatulently Challenged"!!!)


Nah, m'man - I got you beat.....

I be 40!!!

Now, where did I put that viagra?? Ah there it us, just behind my flared denim colostomy bag

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Yes, I just read Alexander is the youngest here. About you two: when you're talking about old music, the best people to talk to are people who are older than you. I mean, you've got (progressive) experience right?

But I'm glad I don't need Viagra yet!

and when I've posted a few more messages, I'll be a senior member too!



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Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Originally posted by dude dude wrote:

JOREN I: AM 36(hang on, i just have to get out of my wheelchair to get something ...and i beleive Alexander is 15 making him a hair younger than you) hope you dont mind talking to us old farts!!!(OOPS did i say farts, perhaps its "Flatulently Challenged"!!!)


Nah, m'man - I got you beat.....

I be 40!!!

Now, where did I put that viagra?? Ah there it us, just behind my flared denim colostomy bag

Gulp..........44. Though I only look 43.
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Yo Trooper, I'm right behind ya. I'm a few folicles short of a dozen. Unfortunately, I look bit like these emoticons.

New contest, who's the oldest Progarchives forum member?

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Dead I'm actually 73 years old. (That's 511, in dog years!Confused) I saw Beethoven live!

(My age is in my bio.)



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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
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You're really 73 years old? Well, no doubt about that, you win!

Well, I looked in your bio and you're 43 years old...

so that makes StarshipTrooper the oldest, I guess



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PETER: Big deal!! we all saw Beethoven live, it was a good family movie!!!
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If RobJ wants tot chip in, I think he's got us all beat. If I'm not mistaken, he changed a few of my soiled diapee's in the day...

He's the coolest codger I know.

Luv ya, Bro.
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Don't jest, Danbo

We're all getting to that special age where a friend to change daipers (or nappies as we call them this side of the pond), may soon be needed again.....

UUUUUURRRGGHH.........

Nurse, the screens - I've wet 'em again

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 Crikey, Jim! How did you manage to soil the screens? LOL

In just a few more years, I plan to fake senility for a year or two before I really do lose it, so that I can paw the buxom young "nursie dears" and get away with it....Wink



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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Hummmm guys

A woman don't like to give her age but as we are here to speak about music I can tell you that I'm 45 years old But I'm not yet fossilised

People who look at me give me between 35 and 38 so I believe that

kisses brothers and sons



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How come I get a lump in my throat when I read Tauhd's  posts?
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What do you mean Boris ?
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