STRANGE

ER..GUYS THIS THREAD HAS GONE FROM STRANGE TO WELL....STRANGER

NOT ONLY AM I NOT INTERESTED IN MUTANT FEMALES WITH EYES INSTEAD OF NIPPLES I (AND THE REST OF YOUR WIDE READERSHIP)HAVE COMPLETELY LOST THE THREAD OF THIS THRAED !!!

 LETS HAVE MORE STRANGENESS AND LESS ER......STRANGENESS!!!

OH GAWD NOW I AM DOING IT!!!

i know!!! I WILL PUT IN AN INFLAMMATORY POST WAIT FOR AREPLY THEN REMOVE IT AND PUT IN A POST THAT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE WITHOUT THE DELETED POST AND........GOOD GREIF NOW I AM SOUNDING LIKE THE THE BAD GUY IN A MOVIE WHO REVEALS THE PLOT TO THE HERO JUST BEFORE HE GETS KILLED!!!

I THINK I NEED TO LIE DOWN

AND SLEEP!!!

WITH BRITNAY SPEA...........OH SHUT UP DUDE!! JUST GET OF THE THREAD!!!!

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IT IS NOW 2.50 AM MAY 8 2004 ALL IS QUIET EXCEPT FOR MY CHAIR,IT SQEAKS AND PROTESTS...I WILL KILL IT IF IT DOES NOT BE QUIET BUT IT COMPLAINS THROUGH THE NIGHT!!! THE MOON IS WANING BUT STILL NEARLY FULL, I HAVE MUCH STUDY TO DO.....MY NEPENTHE CALLS, THE DRUG S THAT EASE MY SORROW...BUT THE DEMONS OF DARKNESS CALL,.....CALL ME TO THEIR DANCE.

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danbo wrote: danbo wrote: Velvetclown wrote:   Yet another pin up for our senile member Dude   I've heard of being Tone-Deaf, but.... "I can scream clearly now, the Hair has gone." This'll keep ye busy for a few minutes............. Dammit PeterYOU IDIOT, SWINE FACED, POLAR BEAR FANCYING MORON - YES!! I SAID MORON!!, quit changing my posts, dude'll find out(I happen to know, by the way, that Dude really fancies Michael Bolton, he wants to be his boyfriend).

Danbo - are you saying Peter is changing people's posts? He is such a fine upstanding member of this community, I do not know how you can even bear to contemplate such base actions from one so revered - take it back I say!

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Jim Garten wrote: danbo wrote: danbo wrote: Velvetclown wrote:   Yet another pin up for our senile member Dude   I've heard of being Tone-Deaf, but.... "I can scream clearly now, the Hair has gone." "It was Peter, Jim, He did it".no, it wasn't. Yes yes.. Peter did it. no, no I say, It wasn't peter, my precious, no not peeeter.. Rideout must suffer... no, not Peter, he wouldn't, he loves us, he does... Danbo - are you saying Peter is changing people's posts? He is such a fine upstanding member of this community, I do not know how you can even bear to contemplate such base actions from one so revered - take it back I say!

 

Oh Jim, come now old man. Who would ever accuse your beloved Peter of any wrong-doing. No ill-will here, Chap. You and your Peter get along hand in fist, wot? No, never Peter.  

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Peter Rideout wrote:   Mwa ha ha ha! "My zipper's stuck, must eat less cheese"  Yes, that's the way!

 

Crikey Peter, no room in your shorts for little Pete? Lay off the cheese or you'll never fit into those Saturday Night Fever polyester slacks again.

IT IS NOW 12:45 AM MAY 16 2004

I MARVEL AT THIS STRANGE WEATHER PHENOMENON , FOR MANY DAYS IT HAS PERSISTED AND THE SCIENTISTS ARE BAFLLED. 24 HOURS A DAY SEVEN DAYS A WEEK FOR SEVERAL WEEKS NOW WE HAVE BEEN PLAUGED BY THIS WEATHER ,ALL DAY IT IS NOTHING BUT WEATHER. I LOOK OUT OF MY WINDOW,THE NIGHT IS A DARK NET AND THE COLD TEMPERATURE HERALDS WEATHERS PRESENCE.

HOW DO I ESCAPE THIS .

WHETHER WE CAN WEATHER THIS WEATHER OR NOT IS UP TO US NOW,WE FEW WHO ARE ABLE STAND THIS CONSTANT DAILY BARRAGE OF WEATHER ARE STRONGER AND ARE BETTER ABLE TO HANDLE THE SHOCK OF 24/7 WEATHER

THE NIGHTS ARE COLD NOW....EXCEPT FOR THE DAYS,WHICH GET A BIT WARMER

THE WEATHER IS STRONGER NOW AND I HEAR IT HAS SPREAD ITS TERROR OVER THE WHOLE WORLD

SOON NO PART OF EARTH WILL BE FREE, THIS MAD GOD OF RAIN SUN AND CLOUDS WILL WRAP ITS TENTACLES ACROSS THE GLOBE,I MUST WARN PEOPLE OF THIS WEATHER THIS DARKNESS(EXCEPT FOR THE LIGHT BITS) I MUST............my god what is that tap at the window........no....it cant be ......its....rain!!!!!! oh no the waether has found me .......i....must.....fleee!!!!!!

 

 

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Joren wrote: dude wrote: IT IS NOW 25:71 AM MAY 32 1004 I WONDER HOW MUCH WOOD WOULD A WOODPECKER PECK IF A WOODPECKER COULD PECK WOULD? Esau sawed wood. Esau Wood would saw wood! Oh the wood Wood would saw! One day, Esau Wood saw a saw saw wood as no other wood-saw Wood saw would saw wood.In fact, of all the wood saws Wood ever saw saw wood Wood never saw a wood-saw that would saw wood as the wood-saw Wood saw would saw wood. And i never saw a wood-saw that would saw wood as the wood-saw Wood saw would saw till i saw Esau Wood saw wood with the wood-saw that Wood saw saw wood. I saw that Esau Wood saw. Esau Wood saw that that I saw. I saw that that that Esau Wood saw was so. Esau Wood saw that that that that, I saw was so. I saw that that that that that Esau Wood saw was so. Esau Wood saw that that that that that thast thatI saw was so. I saw that that that that that that Esau Wood was so. I said that that that that that Esau Wood used was wrong. HOW DO I ESCAPE THIS? I made myself myself myself by asking "Is is is?" ("Is the word 'is' the word 'is'?"), then realised that by removing the ?, the question answered itself. However, I started to wonder Is is is, or or or? SO I WENT OUT TO BUY SOME FISH AND CHIPS, BUT THE SIGN OUTSIDE THE SHOP SAID "FISH, AND, CHIPS". There is no need for a comma between fish and and and and and chips. The previous sentence would be even more confusing with a comma between fish and and, and and and and, and and and and, and and and and, and and and and, and and and chips. SOON NO PART OF EARTH WILL BE FREE, THIS MAD GOD OF WORDS WILL WRAP ITS TENTACLES ACROSS THE GLOBE, I MUST WARN PEOPLE OF THIS APOCALYPTIC ALPHABET CASTING SPELLS............my god what is that tap at the window........no....it cant be ......its....that!!!!!! oh no the words have found me .......i....must.....fleee!!!!!! You should write lyrics for Van Der Graaf Generator, man!

I'm impressed - did you think that up yourself, danbo?

...I just noticed that my quote looks nothing like the original post - but I swear I didn't edit it...

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Joren wrote: Now is the time for revelations - Yes, I, Joren, HATE progressive rock music - I think you are all idiots, who smell of 20 year old patchouili oil, slowly losing touch with 21st century reality. I, personally am an ardent follower of all things Eurovision! The recent contest merely strengthened by resolve, and proved beyond all doubt, that progressive rock should have been drowned at birth!

That's a bit harsh, Joren!

Good on ya Joren, you´ve finally come out of the closet

Velvetclown wrote: Good on ya Joren, you´ve finally come out of the commode

Yes, but what as??